Off-Season Trouble!

[wesfau2]

Some walk-on kid got arrested.

Auburn walk-on wide receiver Pace Ozmint was arrested over the weekend for minor in possession of alcohol and giving false identification to a law enforcement officer.

Ozmint, a redshirt-sophomore, was arrested on the 100 block of W Magnolia Avenue in Auburn on Saturday, according to Auburn police logs.

Both charges are misdemeanors in Alabama.




https://www.al.com/auburnfootball/index.ssf/2018/06/auburn_walk-on_wide_receiver_a.html#incart_river_index

Fire Gus.

[Snaggletiger]

I knew when the kid said he saw dead people, that Gus should never have considered him.

[Kaos]

James Creapa is in the process of filing his "Auburn: A program out of control?" opinion piece.  

Meanwhile Rainer Sabin has an article ready to post on the discipline Nick Saban has instilled in the Alabama football program.  John Talty and Michael Casagrande will contribute.  It focuses on the redemption stories and personal victories of "Candy Striper" Reuben Foster, Dr. Dre Kirkpatrick, Cam "Guns" Robinson, Laurence "Shootie" Jones and Major "Doobie" Tennison. 

[Buzz Killington]

Fire Gus.

^^^This^^^

[CCTAU]

That's basically downtown. Around the Skybar. I wonder if the bartender roofied him!
And how many of us have been downtown a bit enebriated before?

[WiregrassTiger]

That's basically downtown. Around the Skybar. I wonder if the bartender roofied him!
And how many of us have been downtown a bit enebriated before?

Were you raped when you were roofied and drunk?

Or was it consenting with that black guy?

[CCTAU]

Were you raped when you were roofied and drunk?

Or was it consenting with that black guy?

Now now. Don't project your fantasy of buggering the straight white guy onto me!

[Snaggletiger]

I got roofied years ago.  Back when the UFC first started, they had one of their first shows scheduled for NY or Philly...some big time city. But, the powers that be said the UFC was too violent and wouldn't sanction it in their state. I have no idea how it came to be but little ole Dothan offered to host it and the UFC agreed and a few days later, it was fight night.

Me and a buddy got tickets and decided to get something to eat and have a couple of beers beforehand.  I had 2 beers.  I sort of remember being at the fights, but that's about all.  My friend said after we had been there about 5 minutes, that was the last he saw of me.  I wound up at a bar later that night with very little recollection of what happened in between. 

I'm 100% certain something was slipped in my beer.  I have no idea what it was but it sure made my ass hurt. 

[CCTAU]

I got roofied years ago.  Back when the UFC first started, they had one of their first shows scheduled for NY or Philly...some big time city. But, the powers that be said the UFC was too violent and wouldn't sanction it in their state. I have no idea how it came to be but little ole Dothan offered to host it and the UFC agreed and a few days later, it was fight night.

Me and a buddy got tickets and decided to get something to eat and have a couple of beers beforehand.  I had 2 beers.  I sort of remember being at the fights, but that's about all.  My friend said after we had been there about 5 minutes, that was the last he saw of me.  I wound up at a bar later that night with very little recollection of what happened in between.

I'm 100% certain something was slipped in my beer.  I have no idea what it was but it sure made my ass hurt.

Well. As long as it wasn't chapped. I hate it when something chaps my ass!

[AUJarhead]

I got roofied years ago.  Back when the UFC first started, they had one of their first shows scheduled for NY or Philly...some big time city. But, the powers that be said the UFC was too violent and wouldn't sanction it in their state. I have no idea how it came to be but little ole Dothan offered to host it and the UFC agreed and a few days later, it was fight night.

Me and a buddy got tickets and decided to get something to eat and have a couple of beers beforehand.  I had 2 beers.  I sort of remember being at the fights, but that's about all.  My friend said after we had been there about 5 minutes, that was the last he saw of me.  I wound up at a bar later that night with very little recollection of what happened in between.

I'm 100% certain something was slipped in my beer.  I have no idea what it was but it sure made my ass hurt.

Isn’t this around the time Nook was in Dothan?

[WiregrassTiger]

I got roofied years ago.  Back when the UFC first started, they had one of their first shows scheduled for NY or Philly...some big time city. But, the powers that be said the UFC was too violent and wouldn't sanction it in their state. I have no idea how it came to be but little ole Dothan offered to host it and the UFC agreed and a few days later, it was fight night.

Me and a buddy got tickets and decided to get something to eat and have a couple of beers beforehand.  I had 2 beers.  I sort of remember being at the fights, but that's about all.  My friend said after we had been there about 5 minutes, that was the last he saw of me.  I wound up at a bar later that night with very little recollection of what happened in between.

I'm 100% certain something was slipped in my beer.  I have no idea what it was but it sure made my ass hurt.

Those UFC guys sure do remember it, from what I’ve heard.

As a matter of fact, it is my understanding that you actually played a role in the coining of the term “tap out “.

[Snaggletiger]

Isn’t this around the time Nook was in Dothan?

Yes it was.  Because I remember that he......wait.....son of a...