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Goodbye Larry

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Goodbye Larry
« on: May 22, 2018, 02:38:42 PM »
Dr. Pepper has canned Larry Culpepper. 

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Re: Goodbye Larry
« Reply #1 on: May 22, 2018, 02:55:03 PM »
Not gonna' go into mourning over it.  However, his character wasn't a half bad pitch man.  Some of his schtick was pretty funny.  Oh well, it's Dr. Pepper.
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Re: Goodbye Larry
« Reply #2 on: May 22, 2018, 02:56:49 PM »
All I got left is a boy's medium.


That'll do.
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Re: Goodbye Larry
« Reply #3 on: May 22, 2018, 03:32:17 PM »
He was very mildly entertaining and very rarely, when he was. Can’t say I’ll miss him a lot.

Actually, he reminds me a lot of Snags.
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Re: Goodbye Larry
« Reply #4 on: May 23, 2018, 10:08:05 AM »
I just don't see how he could be the Dr. Pepper spokesman and continue to coach the Georgia Bulldogs.
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Re: Goodbye Larry
« Reply #5 on: May 23, 2018, 02:58:02 PM »
All I got left is a boy's medium.


That'll do.
Flutie's in!
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Re: Goodbye Larry
« Reply #6 on: May 23, 2018, 06:07:07 PM »
Flutie's in!
A story I always remember about Flutie. That asked him to come to a triathlon. He thought it was as a promoter. They wanted him to participate...the day of. So he did. And finished, having never trained!
http://www.chargers.com/news/2001/06/13/flutie-participates-triathlon

I think he borrowed a medium boy's outfit!
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

Re: Goodbye Larry
« Reply #7 on: May 23, 2018, 11:03:54 PM »
A story I always remember about Flutie. That asked him to come to a triathlon. He thought it was as a promoter. They wanted him to participate...the day of. So he did. And finished, having never trained!
http://www.chargers.com/news/2001/06/13/flutie-participates-triathlon

I think he borrowed a medium boy's outfit!
There was this one time I did a triathlon....wait...no there wasn't. 
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Re: Goodbye Larry
« Reply #8 on: May 24, 2018, 09:24:24 AM »
A story I always remember about Flutie. That asked him to come to a triathlon. He thought it was as a promoter. They wanted him to participate...the day of. So he did. And finished, having never trained!
http://www.chargers.com/news/2001/06/13/flutie-participates-triathlon

I think he borrowed a medium boy's outfit!
Did I ever tell you about the time I went horseback riding with Flutie, but there weren’t any horses around? Well, Flutie throws a saddle on my back and rides me around Wyoming for three days. Well, wouldn’t you know it, my stamina increases with each day and I develop tremendous leg muscles. So anyway, Flutie decides to enter me in the Breeders’ Cup, right, under the name Turkish Delight. And I’m running in second place, and I’m running and I break my ankle! They’re about to shoot me. Then someone from the crowd yells out, God bless him, ‘Don’t shoot him, he’s a human.'

TO DOUG FLUTIE!
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Re: Goodbye Larry
« Reply #9 on: May 24, 2018, 09:56:56 AM »
I went camping with Flutie … I’m in the back of a pickup with Doug Flutie and a live deer. Well, Flutie, he grabs the deer by the antlers, looks at it and says, ‘I’m Doug Flutie! Say it!’ Then he squeezes the deer in such a way that a sound comes out of its mouth — “DougFlutie!” It wasn’t exactly it, but it was pretty good for a deer.
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Re: Goodbye Larry
« Reply #10 on: May 24, 2018, 10:02:24 AM »
I remember one time Flutie took his family to Sea World. They were watching Shamu the whale when Flutie got splashed. So Flutie yells, ‘I’m Doug Flutie and no one gets me wet!’ So he climbs into the tank, grabs Shamu, and throws the whale into the audience, splashes him and yells, ‘How do you like it?’ And then damn if Flutie didn’t step in there and finish the show.
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Re: Goodbye Larry
« Reply #11 on: May 24, 2018, 10:06:05 AM »
Flutie taught me how to love a woman — and how to scold a child.
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