Been to high school graduations on back to back nights this week. Some comments on general behavior.
1) At what point did T-shirt’s, flip flops, backward baseball caps and shorts become appropriate attire for grown men at a graduation?
2) Take your cowbells, confetti cannons, air horns, vuvuzelas, and kazoos and shove them up your ass. While you are in the stands showing your ignorance with all that noise — celebrating little Johnny managing to accomplish what literally 95% of all 18 year olds have done — three other people don’t get to hear their childrens’s name called.
3) if you really have to watch the NBA finals on your iPad, at least have earbuds. And dont shout scoring updates to your buddy in another section. If lebron is really that important to you? Stay home and watch it.
4) We are all proud that your kid has a last name that starts with a G. But sit down and shut up until the rest of the alphabet is called. When you and the 16 members of your entourage pack up and waddle out of the stands as soon as your kid’s name is called you are disrespecting other parents who are obstructed by your fat, loud asses as you tromp down and across everybody’s view.
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