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New addition to the TigersX Family
« on: October 02, 2008, 12:03:25 PM »
I take honor in being the first to announce that our very own Thrilla will be a father this afternoon.  Expect a People magazine cover to come out soon - something along the lines of:



Congrats!  At least the baby will have me as a male figure in it's life.
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Re: New addition to the TigersX Family
« Reply #1 on: October 02, 2008, 12:05:36 PM »
Congrats to Thrilla...and Brad
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Re: New addition to the TigersX Family
« Reply #2 on: October 02, 2008, 12:25:59 PM »
no baby yet. This hospital has the worst wifi ever. I highly recommend an epidural if any of you are having vaginal pain-it worked wonders for the wife. We anticipate a delivery in the next 5 hours or so. I'd like to thank ogre for the compliment-I always thought I had a great voice. Oh yeah, posting from this touch blows goats
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Re: New addition to the TigersX Family
« Reply #3 on: October 02, 2008, 12:30:36 PM »
no baby yet. This hospital has the worst wifi ever. I highly recommend an epidural if any of you are having vaginal pain-it worked wonders for the wife. We anticipate a delivery in the next 5 hours or so. I'd like to thank ogre for the compliment-I always thought I had a great voice. Oh yeah, posting from this touch blows goats

So I guess going to the titty flop tonight is out?
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Re: New addition to the TigersX Family
« Reply #4 on: October 02, 2008, 12:47:05 PM »
So I guess going to the titty flop tonight is out?
  not if you pick me up at the right time.  I only need five minutes there.

FYI. Watching a female doctor break your wife's water: Not hot.
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Re: New addition to the TigersX Family
« Reply #5 on: October 02, 2008, 01:12:09 PM »
congrats!

watch the entire process no matter how weak stomach you might be and cut the umbilcal cord.   

say good bye to sleep too.

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Re: New addition to the TigersX Family
« Reply #6 on: October 02, 2008, 01:13:31 PM »

Congrats!  At least the baby will have me as a male figure in it's life.

but if he ever needs fantasy baseball advice make sure he contacts me. 
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Re: New addition to the TigersX Family
« Reply #7 on: October 02, 2008, 01:21:21 PM »
Congrats to Thrilla...and Brad
Congrats :thumbsup:
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Re: New addition to the TigersX Family
« Reply #8 on: October 02, 2008, 01:48:12 PM »
Congrats, but remember one thing that Brad learned as a young boy.  Uncle Howard does not make a good babysitter.
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Re: New addition to the TigersX Family
« Reply #9 on: October 02, 2008, 01:55:34 PM »
Congrats Thrilla, and AWK thanks you for the vaginal advice. :vn:
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Re: New addition to the TigersX Family
« Reply #10 on: October 02, 2008, 02:19:33 PM »
Does the baby have red hair?

I knew it!
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Re: New addition to the TigersX Family
« Reply #11 on: October 02, 2008, 02:32:46 PM »
congrats
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Re: New addition to the TigersX Family
« Reply #12 on: October 02, 2008, 02:34:11 PM »
Congratulations Thrilla!

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Re: New addition to the TigersX Family
« Reply #13 on: October 02, 2008, 02:53:56 PM »
Congrats Thrilla.  If you watch her giving birth, you aren't going to want to eat down there for a while.

One more thing, your wife isn't going to find it funny if you ask the doc to put a couple extra stitches down there for ya.  :thumbsup:
« Last Edit: October 02, 2008, 02:54:58 PM by ssgaufan »
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Re: New addition to the TigersX Family
« Reply #14 on: October 02, 2008, 03:03:42 PM »
Congrats Thrilla.  If you watch her giving birth, you aren't going to want to eat down there for a while.

One more thing, your wife isn't going to find it funny if you ask the doc to put a couple extra stitches down there for ya.  :thumbsup:

That may be true, but sometimes you gotta do what you need to do. Your future satisfaction may depend on it!
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Re: New addition to the TigersX Family
« Reply #15 on: October 02, 2008, 05:55:06 PM »
Does the baby have red hair?

I knew it!
So much drama in the Lbc.
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Re: New addition to the TigersX Family
« Reply #16 on: October 02, 2008, 06:51:59 PM »
Welcome to the new little one. 

Now Jumbo will fist your baby :tongue:
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Re: New addition to the TigersX Family
« Reply #17 on: October 02, 2008, 07:11:47 PM »
Congrats.  Are you going to teach the kid to freeload at the titty bar?
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Re: New addition to the TigersX Family
« Reply #18 on: October 02, 2008, 09:50:39 PM »
when it comes time to sever the umbilical, decline the scissors and gnaw through the cord
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« Last Edit: October 02, 2008, 11:02:38 PM by DnATL »
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Re: New addition to the TigersX Family
« Reply #19 on: October 03, 2008, 12:07:57 AM »
So are there any details yet? 

And congrats or condolences, depending on what the DNA tests say...
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