Go BEAVERS!!!!!

[chinook]

i had an opportunity to attend last night's game but did not take on it.   something about the chain saw every 5 minutes over the loud speaker drives me insane.  anyhoo...os did not sell out that game and it was the first time espn has ever televised a college football game in corvallis. 


you guys don't get the west coast 1st hour feed of colin cowherd but i give him props for not drooling over usc this week and making excuses today unlike lee corso who was on the show a few minutes ago. 

in about 5 minutes 3 osu grads will be walking through the office door.  oh boy this will be fun.

[Thrilla]

Best quote of the night:   "I'm just a small dude.  They couldn't tackle me."  Jacquizz Rodgers

the no-shit quote of the night:  "The reality of the Pac-10 is obvious.”  Pete Carroll     
as in it's an obviously shitty conference with one team that has consistently been overhyped and failed to meet national media expectations time and time again

[AUTiger1]

If USC makes it back even into the Top 10 I will bomb ESPN headquarters.

Dude, you might as well get ready.  I don't think they drop any lower than 5 and they will keep on voting for them.  They always do.

[Tiger Wench]

Proposed headlines, courtesy of EDSBS:

Jacquizz, where’s your protection?

Trojans Can’t Pull It Out

Hungry Beavers Suffocate Trojans

Trojans Can’t Get It Up For Big Night With Beavers

Sanchez Dirtied By Beaver Attack

Trojans Can’t Come From Behind, Fall Short

22 Trojans, No Protection

USC to Sleep in Wet Spot

Faced With Angry Beavers, Trojans Flaccid

Trojans Penetrate into Soft Waiting Flesh of Beavers, Fall Asleep Inside

Beavers Poke Surreptitious Hole In Trojans, Snatch Victory

Ejaculate Football Sodomy Metaphor Cockslap Lagos Hookerface

Something’s Fishy In Corvallis

Mark Sanchez is a Vag

[AUChizad]

Proposed headlines, courtesy of EDSBS:

I would prefer "I haven't seen a Beaver tear up a Trojan like that since my last pregnancy scare!"