UA vs UGA canceled

[Saniflush]

Won't happen but pretty funny.


http://www.wsbtv.com/news/17562978/detail.html

Cancel UGA-Alabama Game, Urges Oil Executive
Athens Stations Running Low On Gas

POSTED: 6:32 am EDT September 26, 2008
UPDATED: 7:15 am EDT September 26, 2008


ATLANTA -- The gas shortage suddenly got serious; college football in the Deep South serious.

A petroleum executive suggested Thursday that Gov. Sonny Perdue should cancel Saturday's football game between Georgia and Alabama.

# SOUND OFF: Should Gov. Perdue Cancel The UGA-Alabama Game?

Tex Pitfield, president and CEO of Saraguay Petroleum in Atlanta, said in a radio interview there might not be enough gas in the Athens area for all of the football fans driving to the game.

"That gas needs to be used for people to go to work, and for people to take care of their families," Pitfield told WGAU in Athens.

The governor's office quickly rejected the idea.

"The governor is not going to consider a ridiculous idea like this,” Perdue spokesman Bert Brantley said late Thursday. “We’re also not going to stop living our lives. People understand there are common-sense things they can do.”

Pitfield also criticized Gov. Perdue for flying to Europe on Saturday on a business trip.

"I’m amazed that the governor of Georgia, who for all intents and purposes, is the president and CEO of a multi-billion-dollar corporation — and the corporation is on its knees. It’s been given the death blow," said Pitfield. "And here he is, he’s jetting off to Europe on Saturday with complete abandon."

[AUChizad]

Hopefully there will be tons of turds stuck in Athens after a miserable loss.

This would please me.

[Saniflush]

Hopefully there will be tons of turds stuck in Athens after a miserable loss.

This would please me.

As if the normal smell of Athens that rivals a dirty urinal is not enough.

[Tiger Six]

the governor of Georgia, who for all intents and purposes

It's not "for all intensive purposes"?

[wesfau2]

It's not "for all intensive purposes"?

It depends on how aggressive your purposes are and whether or not you get French benefits.

[Snaggletiger]

I love the French benefits of a well executed Hook and Ladder play.

[wesfau2]

I love the French benefits of a well executed Hook and Ladder play.

The Hook and Ladder, when well-executed, will help your team get untracked.

[Snaggletiger]

The Hook and Ladder, when well-executed, will help your team get untracked.

That's true but for some reason, most teams could care less about trying to run it.

[Tiger Six]

It depends on how aggressive your purposes are and whether or not you get French benefits.

I do get paid in Euros. 

Suck it, you dopes who still use dollars.

[Saniflush]

I do get paid in Euros. 

Suck it, you dopes who still use dollars.

Don't worry we will be on the euro as soon as his holiness is elected.

[Buzz Killington]

It's not "for all intensive purposes"?

Irregardless, it's a mute point.

[War Eagle!!!]

Irregardless, it's a mute point.

True, but I would like to see them stuck their to.

[Rancid Milk]

I do get paid in Euros. 

Suck it, you dopes who still use dollars.

Quit being such a pre-Madonna...