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Gas In Atlanta
« on: September 25, 2008, 12:06:56 PM »
My dad just called and said that almost every station in Marietta is out of gas.  Anybody know what the deal is?
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Re: Gas In Atlanta
« Reply #1 on: September 25, 2008, 12:15:34 PM »
There's a gas shortage.  :rimshot:

I be here all da veek.
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Re: Gas In Atlanta
« Reply #2 on: September 25, 2008, 12:17:11 PM »
yea all the Chicken Littles ran to the gas stations and filled up every container they could find that would hold gas.

Add to that problem that Atlanta has been on the "extra clean" California gas and the relaxed regulations regarding people in ATL having access to the regular higher sulfur content gasoline has not filtered all the way down to the individual stations.

This is high comedy to folks like me that live in what everyone else considers hick ville where we have plenty of gas.   I think I will go buy some and pour it out on the ground....just because I can.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Gas In Atlanta
« Reply #3 on: September 25, 2008, 12:47:55 PM »
yea all the Chicken Littles ran to the gas stations and filled up every container they could find that would hold gas.

Add to that problem that Atlanta has been on the "extra clean" California gas and the relaxed regulations regarding people in ATL having access to the regular higher sulfur content gasoline has not filtered all the way down to the individual stations.

This is high comedy to folks like me that live in what everyone else considers hick ville where we have plenty of gas.   I think I will go buy some and pour it out on the ground....just because I can.
Pour some on the ground for my homie's.
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« Reply #4 on: September 25, 2008, 12:55:06 PM »
yea all the Chicken Littles ran to the gas stations and filled up every container they could find that would hold gas.

Add to that problem that Atlanta has been on the "extra clean" California gas and the relaxed regulations regarding people in ATL having access to the regular higher sulfur content gasoline has not filtered all the way down to the individual stations.

This is high comedy to folks like me that live in what everyone else considers hick ville where we have plenty of gas.   I think I will go buy some and pour it out on the ground....just because I can.

Barbarian hordes will soon be coming for you gas.
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Re: Gas In Atlanta
« Reply #5 on: September 25, 2008, 12:58:31 PM »
Barbarian hordes will soon be coming for you gas.

Yea in their Hummers.  It will take them more gas to get out here than they can fill up with.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

Re: Gas In Atlanta
« Reply #6 on: September 25, 2008, 01:01:16 PM »
Yea in their Hummers.  It will take them more gas to get out here than they can fill up with.
:lol: 

They have really painted themselves into a corner.
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Re: Gas In Atlanta
« Reply #7 on: September 25, 2008, 01:03:23 PM »
:lol: 

They have really painted themselves into a corner.

What will happen when their little vermin have to start missing soccer practice?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Gas In Atlanta
« Reply #8 on: September 25, 2008, 01:04:28 PM »
What will happen when their little vermin have to start missing soccer practice?
Somebody's got to pay.
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Re: Gas In Atlanta
« Reply #9 on: September 25, 2008, 01:05:24 PM »
Obama will have a program. 
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Re: Gas In Atlanta
« Reply #10 on: September 25, 2008, 01:24:27 PM »
Absolutely Fucking Ridiculous.

Had to wait in line 30 minutes for gas last night in Decatur around 9:00 PM.  This was at the only gas station that had gas within a 5 mile radius of my house (about 20 total stations).  The lesbians must've really needed fuel for their Harley's, because they were out en masse.

Saniflush has hit the nail in the head with this:
Add to that problem that Atlanta has been on the "extra clean" California gas and the relaxed regulations regarding people in ATL having access to the regular higher sulfur content gasoline has not filtered all the way down to the individual stations.

Other gas stations in the immediate metro area of Atlanta are out too.  People are freaking out.  I've had multiple appointments cancel on me because they can't get here because they're out of gas.

You should of seen the people pushing their cars up to the pump last night.  Also, it really brings out the worst in people when you run out gas, apparently.  Mother Fuckers were cutting each other off, fighting over who's next, and generally being asses.  This was compounded by multiple dumbasses smoking while waiting in line.

Absolutely Fucking Ridiculous.
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Re: Gas In Atlanta
« Reply #11 on: September 25, 2008, 02:24:15 PM »
Luckily for me, I use diesel. Plenty of that up here. I tried to take a pic last night at the local BP. It was hilarious. Folks were wrapped around every which way. I bet they burned a half a tank just to fill up.. The Kroger was already out ant the QT was out. But if you go down the road two miles toward the lake, there is plenty of gas. People are stupid.

Gov. Purdue has asked that the summer blend mandate end early. It usually ends Sept. 30th. Hopefully they can truck in fuel from out of town then.
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Re: Gas In Atlanta
« Reply #12 on: September 25, 2008, 02:59:13 PM »
I live in Cobb County and I have not seen gas lines this bad since 1976.  I've been using E-85 Ethanol lately and that's the ONLY fuel that is readily available at the Texaco.

Here's a statement sent from my local Congressman released by the Georgia Agriculture Commissar (Yes, I meant to spell it that way):

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"The following information was sent late today by the Agriculture Commissioner of Georgia. Please know the information and conclusions are those of the Commissioner. My effort is to simply pass along what may be helpful information."

Senator Chip Rogers
 
Gasoline Update
Commissioner Tommy Irvin
Agriculture Commissioner Tommy Irvin, who regulates gas stations in Georgia, released the following information today to answer questions pertaining to the Gasoline shortage in metro Atlanta. 
  In early September back to back hurricanes hit Louisiana and Texas   
  The refineries in both areas were closed and evacuated at the time of impact. Extensive floods and power outages in the affected areas have caused 6 refineries to remain closed.This accounts for roughly 1.7 million barrels per day of production capacity.
  The ports around Galveston and Houston were closed for a few days. Restrictions remain in place to include daylight transit only for vessels with drafts over 34 feet.
  The oil drilling platforms were also evacuated during the hurricanes. Currently 76% of the Gulf's crude oil production remains shut-in.
  Approximately 85% of the fuel in Georgia comes from Louisiana and Texas refineries through one of two pipe lines serving the terminals in Georgia.
  With the refineries, platforms, and ports all being closed for a period of time, this shut down the production of crude oil and refined petroleum products which lead to a lack of "push barrels" which are required to push the product through the pipeline to Georgia.
  Georgia is also in the midst of the fall harvest season for peanuts and cotton. There is always an increase in consumption of diesel fuel during this time.Southwest Georgia diesel supplies remain at a very low level.
  All of the aforementioned problems, when combined with the issue that the metro Atlanta area is a non-attainment area under the Federal Clean-Air Act requiring gasoline sold in the Atlanta market to meet stringent EPA enforced air quality standards, make it more difficult for suppliers to receive fuel.
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Re: Gas In Atlanta
« Reply #13 on: September 25, 2008, 03:08:27 PM »
In other news, I paid $3.28 a gallon this morning in Houston, which is nearly 70 cents cheaper than this time two weeks ago.   :)
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Re: Gas In Atlanta
« Reply #14 on: September 25, 2008, 03:15:30 PM »
In other news, I paid $3.28 a gallon this morning in Houston, which is nearly 70 cents cheaper than this time two weeks ago.   :)

I never thought that I'd see the day that $3.28 a gallon for gas would be a good price.
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Re: Gas In Atlanta
« Reply #15 on: September 25, 2008, 03:16:35 PM »
I never thought that I'd see the day that $3.28 a gallon for gas would be a good price.
I know - this time last year, I was saying "NO FUCKING WAY am I paying $3.00 a gallon for gas..."  and now it's "WHOO HOO!!  $3.28!!  WHOO HOO!!"   :blink:
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Re: Gas In Atlanta
« Reply #16 on: September 25, 2008, 03:19:26 PM »
In other news, I paid $3.28 a gallon this morning in Houston, which is nearly 70 cents cheaper than this time two weeks ago.   :)

I've been working too much to keep up with other threads on the hurricane but glad to hear that you are ok.  Hope that things are getting better for yall after the hurricane.
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Re: Gas In Atlanta
« Reply #17 on: September 25, 2008, 03:40:02 PM »
I've been working too much to keep up with other threads on the hurricane but glad to hear that you are ok.  Hope that things are getting better for yall after the hurricane.
Things are fine - thanks for asking...
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Re: Gas In Atlanta
« Reply #18 on: September 25, 2008, 06:40:13 PM »
Things are fine - thanks for asking...
So, this means that all the Inbreds going to UGA this weekend....Might not be coming back?  Oh, the Horror!!!! :rofl:
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Re: Gas In Atlanta
« Reply #19 on: September 25, 2008, 09:29:06 PM »
yea all the Chicken Littles ran to the gas stations and filled up every container they could find that would hold gas.
This photo was taken this afternoon about 5 miles outside Bremen.
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