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Broccoli off the menu
« on: April 06, 2018, 10:02:56 PM »
One broccoli-headed freak is leaving the Crimpson Turds.  Too bad they apparently have plenty of replacements.   



He sounds ignant and immature.  I guess the NBA knows more than I do, but I don't see him ever amounting to anything in the league.  

What chaps my ass is that squeaky voiced gremlin opened the press conference by squealing "rawwll tahhhd" and the "unbiased" journalists brayed it right back at him.  

That's not how that's supposed to go.  
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Re: Broccoli off the menu
« Reply #1 on: April 06, 2018, 10:11:00 PM »
Gawt damn I hope that hideous bloomin' onion style is a one-and-done.  His head looks like someone dropped a cherry bomb in a shit-filled toilet.
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« Reply #2 on: April 09, 2018, 04:23:07 PM »
I believe in free speech. But these racist comments are extreme and dumb. 

Not funny.

Wes very well may beat the fuck out of you, both. Learn you some manners.
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Re: Broccoli off the menu
« Reply #3 on: April 09, 2018, 04:32:33 PM »
Quote from: WiregrassTiger on April 09, 2018, 04:23:07 PM
I believe in free speech. But these racist comments are extreme and dumb.

Not funny.

Wes very well may beat the fuck out of you, both. Learn you some manners.
I'll hit you so hard, by the time you stop rollin', your clothes will be out of style.
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Re: Broccoli off the menu
« Reply #4 on: April 09, 2018, 04:53:27 PM »
Quote from: WiregrassTiger on April 09, 2018, 04:23:07 PM
I believe in free speech. But these racist comments are extreme and dumb.

Not funny.

Wes very well may beat the fuck out of you, both. Learn you some manners.
Do better. 
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« Reply #5 on: April 09, 2018, 05:02:52 PM »
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« Reply #6 on: May 30, 2018, 02:34:17 AM »
Some of y'all would've been fired from ABC.
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Re: Broccoli off the menu
« Reply #7 on: May 30, 2018, 09:21:49 AM »
Quote from: The Prowler on May 30, 2018, 02:34:17 AM
Some of y'all would've been fired from ABC.
I don't think anyone called them Nappy Headed Ho's.
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« Reply #8 on: May 30, 2018, 09:41:23 AM »
Quote from: The Prowler on May 30, 2018, 02:34:17 AM
Some of y'all would've been fired from ABC.
Broccoli is green you stupid fuck.  
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« Reply #9 on: May 30, 2018, 09:44:14 AM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on May 30, 2018, 09:21:49 AM
I don't think anyone called them Nappy Headed Ho's.
 Yo mamma is so fat, that you should really be concerned about her health, diabetes, and obesity is a real problem in this country.
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Re: Broccoli off the menu
« Reply #10 on: May 30, 2018, 10:27:36 AM »
Quote from: Godfather on May 30, 2018, 09:44:14 AM
Yo mamma is so fat, that you should really be concerned about her health, diabetes, and obesity is a real problem in this country.
Burn
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Re: Broccoli off the menu
« Reply #11 on: May 30, 2018, 11:11:23 AM »
Quote from: The Prowler on May 30, 2018, 02:34:17 AM
Some of y'all would've been fired from ABC.
You say that like they would have been hired in the first place.  Well...maybe WT or Wes.
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« Reply #12 on: May 30, 2018, 11:36:15 AM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on May 30, 2018, 11:11:23 AM
You say that like they would have been hired in the first place.  Well...maybe WT or Wes.
Or both of them....It's the Puff Puff Vagina Head Show!

One's mentally damaged the others a dope lawyer...the Puff Puff Vagina Head show!
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Re: Broccoli off the menu
« Reply #13 on: May 30, 2018, 11:39:02 AM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on May 30, 2018, 10:27:36 AM
Burn
Yo Mama is so ugly, that your dad no longer finds her attractive and is considering a divorce.
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Re: Broccoli off the menu
« Reply #14 on: May 30, 2018, 11:44:18 AM »
Quote from: Godfather on May 30, 2018, 11:39:02 AM
Yo Mama is so ugly, that your dad no longer finds her attractive and is considering a divorce.
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Re: Broccoli off the menu
« Reply #15 on: May 30, 2018, 01:44:22 PM »
Quote from: Godfather on May 30, 2018, 11:36:15 AM
Or both of them....It's the Puff Puff Vagina Head Show!

One's mentally damaged the others a dope lawyer...the Puff Puff Vagina Head show!
Some motherfuckers need to get sued.
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Re: Broccoli off the menu
« Reply #16 on: May 30, 2018, 01:55:13 PM »
Yo momma so dumb she couldn't get into Alabama.
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« Reply #17 on: May 30, 2018, 02:22:13 PM »
Quote from: WiregrassTiger on May 30, 2018, 01:44:22 PM
Some motherfuckers need to get sued.
or be named a producer!
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