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Bruce Gets His

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Bruce Gets His
« on: June 04, 2018, 11:39:50 AM »
Extended through the '22-23 season.
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Re: Bruce Gets His
« Reply #1 on: June 04, 2018, 11:41:07 AM »
That's a really long firing.  
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Re: Bruce Gets His
« Reply #2 on: June 04, 2018, 11:48:09 AM »
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Re: Bruce Gets His
« Reply #3 on: June 04, 2018, 02:19:12 PM »
Two enthusiastic thumbs up.
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« Reply #4 on: June 04, 2018, 02:23:42 PM »
Two enthusiastic thumbs up.
It gave me 3 enthusiastic thumbs up (hint: one was not a thumb)
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Re: Bruce Gets His
« Reply #5 on: June 04, 2018, 02:34:01 PM »
Y'all should check out Chad on twitter serving up receipts.
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Re: Bruce Gets His
« Reply #6 on: June 04, 2018, 03:02:34 PM »
Y'all should check out Chad on twitter serving up receipts.
Are you talking about the gay guy that used to be on here?
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Re: Bruce Gets His
« Reply #7 on: June 04, 2018, 03:21:14 PM »
Y'all should check out Chad on twitter serving up receipts.
This new Twitter technology scares me
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Re: Bruce Gets His
« Reply #8 on: June 04, 2018, 03:30:38 PM »
This new Twitter technology scares me
#Metoo
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Re: Bruce Gets His
« Reply #9 on: June 05, 2018, 07:54:46 PM »
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Re: Bruce Gets His
« Reply #10 on: June 05, 2018, 10:38:46 PM »
I don't know.  I read it and had mixed emotions.  He's not asking any questions about Pearl that every other writer/journalist/media member aren't asking about.  I haven't seen the contract that Pearl signed.  Not that I ever would.  But, if it has a clause that gives AU an out if it turns out Pearl was ridin' dirty, then who cares what contract they gave him?  No gamble.  I would sincerely HOPE, that was written in to the new deal.

But then....this is Auburn.
« Last Edit: June 06, 2018, 09:25:06 AM by Snaggletiger »
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Re: Bruce Gets His
« Reply #11 on: June 06, 2018, 08:35:39 AM »
To review...an assistant coach wearing one of this guy's suits bad.
Your entire team wearing the suits from a local haberdasher okay.
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Re: Bruce Gets His
« Reply #12 on: June 06, 2018, 09:27:07 AM »
To review...an assistant coach wearing one of this guy's suits bad.
Your entire team wearing the suits from a local haberdasher okay.
Please.  30-40% of that stopped after the tersely worded cease and desist letter was hand delivered.
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Re: Bruce Gets His
« Reply #13 on: June 06, 2018, 10:14:56 AM »
Please.  30-40% of that stopped after the tersely worded backdated cease and desist letter was hand delivered.


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