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Three plays to win, Alex

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Three plays to win, Alex
« on: September 24, 2008, 10:14:49 AM »
I have been thinking about this for almost a week now.  It occurs to me that had Auburn used Kodi Burns on just THREE freaking plays -- THREE PLAYS -- Auburn wins. 

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On the first drive of the second half, third down 17  at the LSU 26.  (At the 26 because of two dumb plays, but we'll ignore that).  Todd takes an eight yard sack, turtling to the ground BEFORE HE GETS HIT when he sees two people blitzing from his right.  Out of FG range.  Middle of the field is wide open.  Burns would have run straight ahead for an eight yard gain as the blitzers have no pursuit angle.  Instead of a punt, AU kicks a 35-yard field goal. 

On the second drive of the second half. Fourth and one at the LSU 32.  Todd rolls out and throws the most ignorant pass in college football history.  Interception.  Scoring threat denied.  Burns would have easily snuck forward for the first.  OR, if the rollout had been called, he would have been fast enough to run for the first down.  MINIMUM three points there. 

Those TWO plays alone and it's at minimum 27-26 Auburn.

AU has the ball, first and ten. Five minutes to go. Leading 21-20.  AU runs the slow-developing handoff play to the short side that Ben Tate cannot run.  In the 50 previous times it's been tried, Tate has -18000 yards.  AU runs a completely disjointed pass play.  Tate runs to the right -- the play he CAN gain yards on -- and gets five.  Has anybody else noticed this?  Tate runs that slow developing play to the left and he gains nothing or loses.  Runs it right and he gains yards.  Anway, if Burns is in, here's what happens:  Fake the handoff to Tate.  Kodi runs right for five yards, second and five.  Quarterback draw for four yards, third and one.  Tate runs right for five yards, first and ten.  Clock running.... see the pattern? 

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Re: Three plays to win, Alex
« Reply #1 on: September 24, 2008, 10:20:20 AM »
If the queen had a cock, she'd be the king.
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Re: Three plays to win, Alex
« Reply #2 on: September 24, 2008, 10:35:56 AM »
If the queen had a cock, she'd be the king.

I'm frustrated, here, dude.  You're killing me.
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Re: Three plays to win, Alex
« Reply #3 on: September 24, 2008, 10:45:42 AM »
If a frog had wings he wouldn't bump his ass on the ground
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Re: Three plays to win, Alex
« Reply #4 on: September 24, 2008, 10:47:55 AM »
If SPUAT fans had Saban's penis in their mouth........Wait never mind.
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Re: Three plays to win, Alex
« Reply #5 on: September 24, 2008, 10:48:50 AM »
If SPUAT fans had Saban's penis in their mouth........Wait never mind.

I give up.
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Re: Three plays to win, Alex
« Reply #6 on: September 24, 2008, 10:50:58 AM »
I'm frustrated, here, dude.  You're killing me.

I understand that you're frustrated.  We all are.

But you cannot, with any degree of certainty, say that your predictions would have come to pass.  Pure, unadulterated speculation. 

It's just as possible that Burns shits the bed.  I'd prefer to see Burns in action and take that chance, but you're still just pissing in the wind with your faux play-by-play.
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Re: Three plays to win, Alex
« Reply #7 on: September 24, 2008, 10:56:55 AM »
I understand that you're frustrated.  We all are.

But you cannot, with any degree of certainty, say that your predictions would have come to pass.  Pure, unadulterated speculation. 

It's just as possible that Burns shits the bed.  I'd prefer to see Burns in action and take that chance, but you're still just pissing in the wind with your faux play-by-play.

Not speculation.  I envisioned it.  See the ball, be the ball, remember?  It worked out in my head, thus it would have worked in real life.  I can also show you on video how much green grass there was on the first two plays.  Unless Kodi trips on a shoelace, those are both pretty much locks.

By the way, my soul continues to ache:

http://www.al.com/auburnfootball/huntsvilletimes/index.ssf?/base/sports/1222247745109330.xml&coll=1&thispage=2

Franklin "saw zip" on Todd's passes and plans to call more running (lumbering) plays for the QB.  *sigh*
« Last Edit: September 24, 2008, 10:58:05 AM by Kaos »
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Re: Three plays to win, Alex
« Reply #8 on: September 24, 2008, 11:02:55 AM »

http://www.al.com/auburnfootball/huntsvilletimes/index.ssf?/base/sports/1222247745109330.xml&coll=1&thispage=2

Franklin "saw zip" on Todd's passes and plans to call more running (lumbering) plays for the QB.  *sigh*

Here we agree.
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Re: Three plays to win, Alex
« Reply #9 on: September 24, 2008, 11:07:27 AM »
Hey I'll tell you what, you can get a good look at a butchers ass by sticking your head up there, but wouldn't you rather take his word for it....No I mean you can get a good look at a t-bone by sticking your head up a butchers ass but then no it's gotta be your bull...
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Re: Three plays to win, Alex
« Reply #10 on: September 24, 2008, 11:11:19 AM »
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Re: Three plays to win, Alex
« Reply #11 on: September 24, 2008, 11:53:55 AM »
It defies logic why kodi can't put a toe on the field. During the lsu I convinced myself he must be hurt. Reality set in after that.
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Re: Three plays to win, Alex
« Reply #12 on: September 24, 2008, 11:58:35 AM »
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Re: Three plays to win, Alex
« Reply #13 on: September 24, 2008, 12:00:47 PM »
okay.
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Re: Three plays to win, Alex
« Reply #14 on: September 24, 2008, 12:23:27 PM »
It defies logic why kodi can't put a toe on the field. During the lsu I convinced myself he must be hurt. Reality set in after that.

There has got to be some behind the scenes shit that the coaches aren't letting out.  Why the fuck else would you keep a five star player with his talent on the bench.  Hey here's an idea, let's go ahead and put Blackmon over there with him, so the coaches can prove to everybody that we don't need five star talent to win ballgames.
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Re: Three plays to win, Alex
« Reply #15 on: September 24, 2008, 01:03:03 PM »
If we lose a few more games and if Burns transfers, we will not have to worry about this any longer...because we will have a new head coach.
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Re: Three plays to win, Alex
« Reply #16 on: September 24, 2008, 01:10:47 PM »
Franklin would be fired first. Tuberville isn't going anywhere soon.
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Re: Three plays to win, Alex
« Reply #17 on: September 24, 2008, 02:39:36 PM »
There has got to be some behind the scenes shit that the coaches aren't letting out.  Why the fuck else would you keep a five star player with his talent on the bench.  Hey here's an idea, let's go ahead and put Blackmon over there with him, so the coaches can prove to everybody that we don't need five star talent to win ballgames.
Maybe Burns doesn't know how to run the entire offense?
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Re: Three plays to win, Alex
« Reply #18 on: September 24, 2008, 03:01:53 PM »
Franklin would be fired first. Tuberville isn't going anywhere soon.
Who would they point the finger out if Franklin was allowed to do whatever he wanted for an extended time period?
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Re: Three plays to win, Alex
« Reply #19 on: September 24, 2008, 03:23:09 PM »
Maybe Burns doesn't know how to run the entire offense?

Thank you, Daniel Cobb's mother. 
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