I swear this could be my mugshot from 2001. I smiled like a schoolboy on picture day.
If your mugshot looks anything like this, then you sir, are one ugly bastard.
OMG...does this dude have a head?? It looks like his face is growing out of his neck!
Michelle Allen was arrested for disorderly conduct on Sept. 27 while wearing a cow costume. Police in Middletown, Ohio, said the 32-year-old was impeding traffic and chasing children around during a drinking binge. She was reportedly wearing the outfit for a job at a theme park.
This guy needs a new role model...