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I Want To Play Quarterback

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I Want To Play Quarterback
« on: March 13, 2018, 05:48:06 PM »
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Free agent quarterback Kirk Cousins will sign the largest fully guaranteed contract in NFL history if he formally agrees to join the Minnesota Vikings later this week, as first reported by ESPN’s Adam Schefter on Tuesday.
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Cousins, 29, purportedly plans to sign a 3-year contract that fully guarantees $84 million at signing. That means Cousins will receive the entire balance of the contract regardless of whether he is injured or the team opts to cut him for poor performance.
That total trumps previous highs set by San Francisco 49ers quarterback Jimmy Garoppolo, whose five-year, $137.5 million deal included $41.7 million guaranteed at signing, and Detroit Lions quarterback Matt Stafford, whose five-year, $135 million last September included $60.5 million fully guaranteed at signing, according to Spotrac.
Cousins’ contract has an average value of $28 million per season, which also makes him the highest-paid in NFL history on an annual basis. Garoppolo, who is set to earn $27.5 million on an average annual basis, held the previous record for about one month.
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Re: I Want To Play Quarterback
« Reply #1 on: March 13, 2018, 05:54:29 PM »
Why? Isn't this what you make every 6 months?
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Re: I Want To Play Quarterback
« Reply #2 on: March 13, 2018, 09:11:18 PM »
Why? Isn't this what you make every 6 months?
All them slip n fall wins add up. 
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Re: I Want To Play Quarterback
« Reply #3 on: March 13, 2018, 10:41:35 PM »
This kind of money would mess my taxes all up.
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Re: I Want To Play Quarterback
« Reply #4 on: March 13, 2018, 11:00:47 PM »
Why? Isn't this what you make every 6 months?
Ha Ha Mr. Funny Man.  I barely make half that.
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« Reply #5 on: March 14, 2018, 08:59:58 AM »
What you didn't comment on is that this is nothing.  

A..A..Ron's contract in the Green Bay's is up this year.  His agent was just waiting for Cousins to get paid.  Now watch out!
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Re: I Want To Play Quarterback
« Reply #6 on: March 14, 2018, 09:05:30 AM »
He'd better take his ass down to O'Shaq Hennessey's office now
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Re: I Want To Play Quarterback
« Reply #7 on: March 14, 2018, 10:00:11 AM »
What you didn't comment on is that this is nothing.  

A..A..Ron's contract in the Green Bay's is up this year.  His agent was just waiting for Cousins to get paid.  Now watch out!
This troof!  Don't care anything about Green Bay, but A.A.Ron is a Class A, Certified Bad Ass.  Love watching him play against everyone except my Durdee Berds.
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Re: I Want To Play Quarterback
« Reply #8 on: March 14, 2018, 10:01:18 AM »
He'd better take his ass down to O'Shaq Hennessey's office now
Jaykwelin is already down there.
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« Reply #9 on: March 14, 2018, 11:08:17 AM »
Jaykwelin is already down there.
Balayka beat her down there.
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Re: I Want To Play Quarterback
« Reply #10 on: March 29, 2018, 03:18:03 PM »
Speaking of A-a-ron Rodgers, it's good to be the king.  Dated Olivia Munn for a while and now is driving his race car into Danica Patrick's garage.


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Re: I Want To Play Quarterback
« Reply #11 on: March 29, 2018, 11:54:11 PM »
This troof!  Don't care anything about Green Bay, but A.A.Ron is a Class A, Certified Bad Ass.  Love watching him play against everyone except my Durdee Berds.
Meh. He's no Matty Ice!
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