Saban Tapping the Power of the Champions of Life

[wesfau2]

Butch Jones joins his staff as an "analyst."

[ssgaufan]

I know this won't be popular to talk about on an AU site, but I'd have to give the edge to the old dead bear when comparing bama's two legendary cheating coaches.  For crying out loud, little satan has a damn coach for everything.  Hey, you were fired from your head coaching gig?  Come be an "analyst" for satan and the mighty tahd.  Just pisses me off each time I hear, satan hired so and so to be the coach of shitting correctly.

[CCTAU]

...I hear, satan hired so and so to be the coach of shitting correctly.

I just want to say, there are a few of us on here at the age where shitting correctly can be the difference between a good day and a not so good day! That's important stuff!

[Snaggletiger]

I just want to say, there are a few of us on here at the age where shitting correctly can be the difference between a good day and a not so good day! That's important stuff!

Amen, brother. Preach it!

[ssgaufan]

I just want to say, there are a few of us on here at the age where shootting correctly can be the difference between a good day and a not so good day! That's important stuff!

Yeah, I'm almost to that age myself.

[The Six]

[Kaos]

The first time you have an insta-shit and about 35 seconds to find somewhere to deposit it; or the first time you cop a squat  and strain until blood vessels burst in your forehead and only produce a painful chocolate chip?  You and your fox will give many fucks.  

[The Six]

The first time you have an insta-shit and about 35 seconds to find somewhere to deposit it; or the first time you cop a squat  and strain until blood vessels burst in your forehead and only produce a painful chocolate chip?  You and your fox will give many fucks.  

Was in reference to Butch Jones. I've had many, many painful and memorable shites. 

[Kaos]

Was in reference to Butch Jones. I've had many, many painful and memorable shites.

I heard his giant photo that once lorded over decrepit Neyland Stadium is now for sale on eBay.  
$0.49 and a Hardee's coupon is the highest bid so far.  

[Buzz Killington]

Geez, you people are old