Tiger Woods swung a golf club!!!

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #60 on:** March 22, 2018, 10:33:14 AM »

Quote from: jmar on March 22, 2018, 10:17:16 AM

Tiger could take your clubs and beat him with his clubs...
...heard that more than once.

His ex could too

Kaos · « **Reply #61 on:** March 22, 2018, 12:03:36 PM »

Quote from: The Prowler on March 21, 2018, 09:14:13 PM

That places him at "a hell of a lot" better than you.

Oh. So the standard for getting shot-by-shot treatment when other golfers are winning the tournament is that they are "better than me?"
Guess what kinkajou nose? There are lots of golfers better than me. Al Del Greco is a better golfer than I am. I didn't get out-of-breath ESPN updates the last time he played. Hell, I played with a guy one time down at Glen Lakes who was probably 75. He was better than I was. Couldn't hit the ball nearly as far as I did, but every shot he hit was right down the fairway. So while I'm bombing drives that occasionally strayed off the path and hurting myself with overly aggressive irons, he's dinking and dunking. End of the day he's under 80. He's a better golfer. So when I start getting updates about his every swing (if he's still alive) you'll have a point. Until then? Paaaafffffffffttt.

Token · « **Reply #62 on:** March 22, 2018, 02:04:51 PM »

Does anyone know if there will be a Tiger channel just for the Masters? I don't want to see the other golfers.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #63 on:** March 22, 2018, 02:19:32 PM »

Phil Mickelson wears Tiger Woods Underoos.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #64 on:** March 22, 2018, 03:27:15 PM »

Quote from: Token on March 22, 2018, 02:04:51 PM

Does anyone know if there will be a Tiger channel just for the Masters? I don't want to see the other golfers.

Yes, the Tiger channel is called CBS.

CCTAU · « **Reply #65 on:** March 22, 2018, 03:47:41 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on March 22, 2018, 02:19:32 PM

Phil Mickelson wears Tiger Woods Underoos.

Shooter McGavin laughs at you!

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #66 on:** March 22, 2018, 04:18:13 PM »

Quote from: CCTAU on March 22, 2018, 03:47:41 PM

Shooter McGavin laughs at you!

What a happy post.

ssgaufan · « **Reply #67 on:** March 22, 2018, 04:30:13 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on March 22, 2018, 04:18:13 PM

What a happy post.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #68 on:** March 22, 2018, 04:38:43 PM »

Why don't you people go back to your shanties!

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #69 on:** March 22, 2018, 04:44:17 PM »

Quote from: ssgaufan on March 22, 2018, 04:30:13 PM

I don't think Charles was in Happy Gilmore.

The Prowler · « **Reply #70 on:** March 22, 2018, 06:58:18 PM »

Quote from: Kaos on February 21, 2018, 11:13:23 PM

He missed the cut at the fucking Genesis Open. What in the bleeding blue hell is the Genesis Open? He shot a 72 and a 76. That's better than me, but not by a hell of a lot.

Quote from: Kaos on March 17, 2018, 09:29:57 AM

He's in 17th place. Not once did they mention the other 17 who are ahead of him.

This is good for golf?

Quote from: The Prowler on March 18, 2018, 07:46:34 PM

Finished 5th.

Quote from: Kaos on March 18, 2018, 10:04:50 PM

Whippee shit.

Quote from: The Prowler on March 21, 2018, 09:14:13 PM

That places him at "a hell of a lot" better than you.

Facts

Kaos · « **Reply #71 on:** March 22, 2018, 10:39:32 PM »

Quote from: The Prowler on March 22, 2018, 06:58:18 PM

Facts

You are obtuse.
I don't give a fiddling fuck where he finished. When he's hitting 76? That's not a hell of a lot better than me regardless of where he placed in a tournament. In the last few years I've won a few scramble tournaments. Got the trophy and every damn thing. In one we shot a 59. Boozah.

GH2001 · « **Reply #72 on:** March 25, 2018, 09:17:56 AM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on March 22, 2018, 04:38:43 PM

Why don't you people go back to your shanties!

You eat pieces of shit for breakfast ?

chityeah · « **Reply #73 on:** March 25, 2018, 09:20:21 PM »

Quote from: GH2001 on March 25, 2018, 09:17:56 AM

You eat pieces of shit for breakfast ?

Only if in a pair of panties. Thus the name shanties. Geeez.....

Kaos · « **Reply #74 on:** April 02, 2018, 08:39:58 PM »

Here's an article about Bubba Watson's improved play and how he changed his game.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/golf/masters/2018/04/02/bubba-watson-seeks-third-masters-victory/479240002/

Accompanying the article? A photo of Tiger Woods. A video of Tiger Woods.

Tiger Woods is not Bubba Watson.

Kaos · « **Reply #75 on:** April 11, 2018, 08:05:58 AM »

So after the Masters, I have to acknowledge that my loathing of Tiger Woods is not entirely his fault. It's 99% his fault, because I just don't like him, but there is a component of media involvement.

I didn't watch the tournament, but I did watch some of the recaps. Most of the coverage was what Speith did, not what the tater-eater who won the thing did. I get the fact that the spud who won wasn't really compelling (except for the fact that he supposedly got kicked out of UGA for cheating and stealing from teammates). I get the fact that the winner looks like Benny Hill's long-lost grandson, if that grandson was a Baptist Youth Minister with a skeevy aura. But he did win. He did withstand the pressure and made shots late when he had to. Other golfers, even great ones like Speith and Greg Norman, have wilted in a similar spot. Most of the coverage being devoted to Speith seemed wrong.

What also seemed REALLY wrong was Nike refusing to let the guy who ended up winning wear a red shirt on Sunday because that is some has-been hack's schtick. Nike tells me that? I'm playing shirtless with an Under Armour (or Adidas, Ping, Puma whatever) logo painted on my white back.

Godfather · « **Reply #76 on:** April 13, 2018, 10:54:51 AM »

Quote from: Kaos on April 11, 2018, 08:05:58 AM

What also seemed REALLY wrong was Nike refusing to let the guy who ended up winning wear a red shirt on Sunday because that is some has-been hack's schtick. Nike tells me that? I'm playing shirtless with an Under Armour (or Adidas, Ping, Puma whatever) logo painted on my white back.

But you wouldn't have a collar?

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #77 on:** April 13, 2018, 10:57:19 AM »

Quote from: Godfather on April 13, 2018, 10:54:51 AM

But you wouldn't have a collar?

Shock or studded?

Kaos · « **Reply #78 on:** April 13, 2018, 11:43:38 AM »

Quote from: Godfather on April 13, 2018, 10:54:51 AM

But you wouldn't have a collar?

Not a problem.

wesfau2 · « **Reply #79 on:** April 16, 2018, 03:08:34 AM »

Learned some important shit in this thread.

K shoots golf about as well as Tiger Woods. Well, K's a bit more modest about it: "That's not a hell of a lot better than me"

Also learned what a kinkajou is. Or that they exist and then I looked that shit up.