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Re: Bookfaces Post Of The Day
« Reply #120 on: September 27, 2019, 11:51:22 AM »
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Re: Bookfaces Post Of The Day
« Reply #121 on: September 27, 2019, 12:46:03 PM »
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Bookfaces Post Of The Day
« Reply #122 on: September 29, 2019, 12:48:02 AM »


I was in Walmart using the damn restroom and just as I closed my stall door, a voice from the next stall said, “Hi! How are you?” Embarrassed... I said, “I’m aight!!" The voice said, "So what are you up to?” I said, “Ummm... Just trying to handle a little private business over here!” Then I hear, “Can I come over?” Annoyed... I said “Excuse me?!?!." Then the voice said, “Listen, I will have to call you back, there’s an idiot in the next stall answering all my questions!"🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Bookfaces Post Of The Day
« Reply #123 on: October 03, 2019, 04:56:58 PM »
This explains a lot!
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Bookfaces Post Of The Day
« Reply #124 on: October 03, 2019, 05:37:24 PM »
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« Reply #125 on: October 03, 2019, 07:01:55 PM »
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Re: Bookfaces Post Of The Day
« Reply #126 on: October 10, 2019, 02:50:46 PM »
Christmas is cancelled...
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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« Reply #127 on: October 10, 2019, 03:34:50 PM »
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« Reply #128 on: October 10, 2019, 05:00:40 PM »
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Bookfaces Post Of The Day
« Reply #129 on: October 10, 2019, 05:32:32 PM »
Quote from: Godfather on October 10, 2019, 03:34:50 PM

Is that one of those apps that make you look like a burn victim?  Man, they've got everything these days.
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« Reply #130 on: October 10, 2019, 07:50:29 PM »
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« Reply #131 on: October 11, 2019, 12:18:36 PM »
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Re: Bookfaces Post Of The Day
« Reply #132 on: October 11, 2019, 03:00:59 PM »
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I knows he was trynna rob y'all but OH WELL!
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Re: Bookfaces Post Of The Day
« Reply #133 on: October 13, 2019, 05:07:18 PM »
I'm sure they were scratching their heads.
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« Reply #134 on: October 14, 2019, 08:48:16 AM »
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: Bookfaces Post Of The Day
« Reply #135 on: October 24, 2019, 03:41:06 PM »
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Re: Bookfaces Post Of The Day
« Reply #136 on: October 25, 2019, 08:01:06 PM »
I thought this shit was so freaking crazy and funny at the same time. Don't these people have jobs?

https://www.crimeonline.com/2019/10/23/florida-man-caught-having-sex-with-stuffed-olaf-doll-inside-target-store-police/





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« Reply #137 on: October 29, 2019, 10:07:52 AM »
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« Reply #138 on: October 29, 2019, 01:13:47 PM »
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Re: Bookfaces Post Of The Day
« Reply #139 on: October 29, 2019, 02:26:03 PM »
These are words you have probably never heard, but

^^^That is a bit large^^^
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.
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