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Another Reason I Won't Go To The Wall Marks

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Snaggletiger

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Another Reason I Won't Go To The Wall Marks
« on: February 12, 2018, 10:47:11 AM »
As a general rule, I avoid the local Wal Marts like the plague.  Every time I go in one, I'm asking where the hell do these people come from?  It's like you don't see any of them walking around in every day life, but they all seem to gather at the Wall Marks. 

Yesterday, one customer took it a step further and showed up, apparently having forgotten one simple, everyday chore....namely, putting on clothes.  This guy just goes walking around the store quite proud of his junk.  Police showed up and had to cuff him and carry him out.  People said he was hollering that he didn't do anything wrong. 

Don't taze my junk, bro. 
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Re: Another Reason I Won't Go To The Wall Marks
« Reply #1 on: February 12, 2018, 11:01:04 AM »
He probably needs a good lawyer now. One that cares.
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Re: Another Reason I Won't Go To The Wall Marks
« Reply #2 on: February 12, 2018, 11:13:28 AM »
Are you sure he didn't slip and fall?
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Re: Another Reason I Won't Go To The Wall Marks
« Reply #3 on: February 12, 2018, 11:14:01 AM »
Quote from: GH2001 on February 12, 2018, 11:01:04 AM
He probably needs a good lawyer now. One that cares.
It was a misunderstanding. Been on some meds that I had an adverse reaction to.

I can assure you that it was unintentional. Won’t happen again.

It was brain related. And, junk related, of course.
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Re: Another Reason I Won't Go To The Wall Marks
« Reply #4 on: February 12, 2018, 11:19:07 AM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on February 12, 2018, 11:13:28 AM
Are you sure he didn't slip and fall?

Unfortunately, he didn't.  But, I'm looking into a potential police brutality case.  It appears they may have wacked his pee-pee.
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Re: Another Reason I Won't Go To The Wall Marks
« Reply #5 on: February 12, 2018, 11:53:27 AM »
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Re: Another Reason I Won't Go To The Wall Marks
« Reply #6 on: February 12, 2018, 12:57:57 PM »
I never see these types of people at my walmarks. You must live in a shitty part of town!
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Re: Another Reason I Won't Go To The Wall Marks
« Reply #7 on: February 12, 2018, 01:43:45 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on February 12, 2018, 10:47:11 AM
Yesterday, one customer took it a step further and showed up, apparently having forgotten one simple, everyday chore....namely, putting on clothes.  This guy just goes walking around the store quite proud of his junk.  Police showed up and had to cuff him and carry him out.  People said he was hollering that he didn't do anything wrong. 

And I thought Sani was in South Florida this past weekend.
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Re: Another Reason I Won't Go To The Wall Marks
« Reply #8 on: February 12, 2018, 01:51:01 PM »
Quote from: AUJarhead on February 12, 2018, 01:43:45 PM
And I thought Sani was in South Florida this past weekend.
He didn't say anything about the guy taking a shit in the middle of the store.
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