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Gus, Please Shut Up!

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Gus, Please Shut Up!
« on: January 10, 2018, 09:04:18 AM »
So CGM is at some coach's convention or some get together, whatever, doesn't matter...in Charlotte.  He gives a 30 minute speech and says the following:


"You know, the SEC Network was supposed to be really cool three or four years ago. Now, it's all about they're trying to get the coach fired about every other day you turn it on. Your family's the one that pays the price for that. I'm isolated; all I've got is kind of what's in the with the team and all that. It's a real challenge and I'm blessed to have the family I have."

So, you gotchu a new deal and you feel empowered to piss off the very network that's formed to prop up this conference.  Now, let me say first off, I DON'T think this is any huge deal and not trying to make more of it than it is.  But, you just gave Finebaum and others the ammunition to take shot after shot at you for years to come.  Earth to Gus...when you're losing an average of 5 games a year at Kentucky, no one cares.  When you do it at Auburn, your ass will be picked apart and everyone at the SEC Network and every other sports network will question whether you are the right man for the job.  Just take your $49 million and shut the hell up.
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Re: Gus, Please Shut Up!
« Reply #1 on: January 10, 2018, 09:09:33 AM »
Some of you guys need to take some deep breaths and accept that the man got his money.  This shit is TEARING YOU APART, LISA!!!!!!!
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« Reply #2 on: January 10, 2018, 09:22:01 AM »
Some of you guys need to take some deep breaths and accept that the man got his money.  This shit is TEARING YOU APART, LISA!!!!!!!

No.  It's just another in a loooong line of examples of this man not having the awareness to keep his pie hole shut.  The fact is he got sand in his ample sized vagina from paying attention to the talking heads speculating over his job status, as they do with any coach in his position putting out those kinds of results.  So yeah, he got his money and his security and felt compelled to fire a needless shot across the bow of the SEC Network.  As I said, not that big of a deal.  But just get ready for several years of push back. 
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Re: Gus, Please Shut Up!
« Reply #3 on: January 10, 2018, 09:31:53 AM »
But just get ready for several years of push back.

From you, it seems.
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« Reply #4 on: January 10, 2018, 10:32:44 AM »
From you, it seems.

Yep.  Don't like the man as our coach.  Haven't for over 2 years.  But yeah, he's ours, like it or not.  Still won't stop me from pointing out that you don't piss off your own network.  Or fire up the team you're about to play again to go to the playoffs by saying "We just beat the dog crap out of you."

Jeremy Johnson for Heisman.  Woot!
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Re: Gus, Please Shut Up!
« Reply #5 on: January 10, 2018, 10:37:27 AM »
I say if he stays out of the play selection we win more games and the SEC Network will find another underachiever.
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Re: Gus, Please Shut Up!
« Reply #7 on: January 10, 2018, 12:32:59 PM »
Some of you guys need to take some deep breaths and accept that the man got his money.  This shit is TEARING YOU APART, LISA!!!!!!!

It's his time of the month. Wait it out for 3-5 days and it'll go away.
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Re: Gus, Please Shut Up!
« Reply #8 on: January 10, 2018, 12:33:42 PM »
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Re: Gus, Please Shut Up!
« Reply #9 on: January 10, 2018, 01:47:09 PM »
It's his time of the month. Wait it out for 3-5 days and it'll go away.

Naaa...and I was complaining long before he got his money.
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Re: Gus, Please Shut Up!
« Reply #10 on: January 10, 2018, 01:47:32 PM »
Is there any major or even moderate cause or petition on that site that's ever went anywhere?

Yes.  Several.

They went away. 
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Re: Gus, Please Shut Up!
« Reply #11 on: January 10, 2018, 03:11:46 PM »
Pay the man his money.
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Re: Gus, Please Shut Up!
« Reply #12 on: January 10, 2018, 03:23:03 PM »
There sure is a lot of jealousy of Gus on here from some.

My God, people. The man wrote a book on football.
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« Reply #13 on: January 10, 2018, 03:38:14 PM »
Naaa...and I was complaining long before he got his money.

Btdubs - he ain't wrong about the talking heads just throwing shit at the wall. Sometimes I wanna choke slam the little asshats on tv for the shit they say just to fill the airwaves.
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« Reply #14 on: January 10, 2018, 03:41:45 PM »
Btdubs - he ain't wrong about the talking heads just throwing shit at the wall. Sometimes I wanna choke slam the little asshats on tv for the shit they say just to fill the airwaves.

Me too.



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Re: Gus, Please Shut Up!
« Reply #15 on: January 10, 2018, 03:42:54 PM »
Me too.



Somebody beat me to it.

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Re: Gus, Please Shut Up!
« Reply #16 on: January 10, 2018, 04:09:07 PM »
Btdubs - he ain't wrong about the talking heads just throwing shit at the wall. Sometimes I wanna choke slam the little asshats on tv for the shit they say just to fill the airwaves.

That depends on what you mean by throwing shit at the wall.  I'm talking about the SEC Network here.  If they're just randomly repeating rumors and unfounded speculation, I get that. If they're honestly debating over whether a coach who loses an average of 5 games a season for 4 years straight at Auburn could be on the hot seat, then someone needs to get thicker skin than Donald Trump.  Besides, other than 250 redneck callers a day to Finebaum's show talking shit, I haven't seen the SEC Network engaging in anything remotely close to the sleazy shit Malzahn is alluding to. 

And no, I don't think it's okay, and certainly not very smart to bite the hand that feeds you. The SEC Network is worth almost $6 Billion and has exponentially increased the payouts to member schools since they came into existence.
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Re: Gus, Please Shut Up!
« Reply #17 on: January 10, 2018, 04:12:00 PM »
You just sound jealous cause Gus makes 1 mil more than you now annually.
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Re: Gus, Please Shut Up!
« Reply #18 on: January 10, 2018, 04:20:44 PM »
You just sound jealous cause Gus makes 1 mil more than you now annually.
Gus is the only guy more unscrupulous than Snags, that I know of, about making them digits.
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« Reply #19 on: January 10, 2018, 04:21:54 PM »
You just sound jealous cause Gus makes 1 mil more than you now annually.

I demand 8 years at $7.1 million.  I've already got a call into Jimmy.
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