Bowls...

[wesfau2]

I missed the first few bowl games this year.  I blame my cord-cuttting and not having the relative luxury of just turning on the tv and bouncing between a couple of channels.  But I digress...

Kiffen, fresh off signing his 10-year contract, laid a high, heavy-friction fucking on Terry Bowden. My initial reaction was to blame the shitty, pasty Ohio-laden team but the crack research team let me know that Akron has 29 Florida kids on their roster.  That's a relative fuckload for a school on the frozen tundra.

Oh well, Lane still wrong-holed him.

[Saniflush]

There is no wrong hole.

[Godfather]

There is no wrong hole.

If loving a hole is wrong, I don't want to be right.

[WiregrassTiger]

There is no wrong hole.

Not anymore. That was an insensitive post.

[Saniflush]

Not anymore. That was an insensitive post.

#MeToo

[wesfau2]

Nautical beatdown in progress.  Announcer currently explaining that Navy is playing "just the tip."

[Snaggletiger]

That's some salty seamen.

[dallaswareagle]

That's some salty seamen.

There is a reason their dress uniforms are white, it blends in after a while on the misses.

[wesfau2]

Nautical beatdown in progress.  Announcer currently explaining that Navy is playing "just the tip."

6-touchdown win.

0 completed passes.

[The Prowler]

I've never been interested in watching the 6-6 vs 7-5 bowl games, unless it involves Auburn of course, but have those bowl games always had nearly empty stadiums?

[chinook]

I've never been interested in watching the 6-6 vs 7-5 bowl games, unless it involves Auburn of course, but have those bowl games always had nearly empty stadiums?

#trumpsfault

[The Six]

#trumpsfault

You mean: #WhitePeopleRuinEverything

[chinook]

You mean: #WhitePeopleRuinEverything

no i mean #trumpsfault   lots of white women, white gays, and prowler did not vote for trump. 

[CCTAU]

no i mean #trumpsfault   lots of white women, white gays, and prowler did not vote for trump.

It would have been easier to just say a bunch of "prowlers" did not vote for Trump!

[Snaggletiger]

I've cared less about this bowl season than any other in memory.  I normally keep up with all of it.  Don't care if it's Bowling Green vs. Air Force, I'm going to watch.  Haven't paid attention to 4-5 games to this point.

However, Weskansan vs. The U has been entertaining tonight.  And just before half, Marcht Richt, the lovable coach who kisses babies, got pissed as hell and grabbed a ref.  Not bad.  Not highly physical.  But you knew immediately he cost his team.  Next play....touchdown Badgah.  The sideline reporter caught him as he went off the field at half and axed what happened.  He simply said, "Watch the film" and ran off.  Testy.

Question.  Has the SEC won a game yet?   

[wesfau2]

Question.  Has the SEC won a game yet?

Miss St. won.

[Snaggletiger]

Miss St. won.

Aaahh....so there's that.  I did listen to Texas A&M vs. Wake Forest on the radio as I was driving yesterday.  That sounded like some wild shit.  Over 100 points scored.  Bowl records set left and right. 

[GH2001]

Aaahh....so there's that.  I did listen to Texas A&M vs. Wake Forest on the radio as I was driving yesterday.  That sounded like some wild shit.  Over 100 points scored.  Bowl records set left and right.

So Aggie gives up 400 yards and LOTS of points in the first half to Wake Ferking Forrest Gump. I want to know: are the resident Arky fans excited about Chavis? That Mario brothers looking fucker has done zilch to ever impress me. Wake?? Really??? Wake maybe has a handful of 3 star or better players on that roster. Aggie is loaded. Inexcusable.

[GH2001]

Miss St. won.

And Lamar jackson goes down as one of the most overrated, gimmicky players in NCAA history. Right behind Andre Ware. Take away the skull fucking he gave fsu last year, he's done little to nothing against a decent team. He's barely a qb at this level. He sure isn't one at the next level. The fact Watson didn't win the trophy over him last year is still a travesty.

[WiregrassTiger]

Miss St. won.

This is the only post that you’ve ever had that kept my attention from beginning to end. No offense but most are not only very gay (which is obviously understandable btw) but also incredibly boring. And dumb. Trying to sound smart but very dumb.

This one grabs the readers attention and doesn’t let go until the end.

I usually hope that you will move to Ethiopia and I’ll never hear from you again.

But if you can start posting more often like this, I could actually start reading your stuff. And stomach  being around you. Well, at least reading it.