So I'm sure wes will want me locked up but...
Had a Christmas party tonight. I wore a Griswold hockey jersey to the event. On the way, I had to stop by the ABC store. I walked in and a flirty older lady behind the counter said "Well hey there, Clark!" When I went to check out, she said "anything else you need, Sparky?" And before my brain could stop my mouth I heard myself say "bend over and I'll show ya..."
I'm sure I've violated some penis code in wes' mind.