Hollyweird - DC - Sports

[djsimp]

Every time his wife revs up the microwave he pisses his pants and forgets who he is for 30 minutes.

She said, "No, you're wrong." I said, "You got a lumpy butt." She got mad at me and yelled at me and I pissed in my pants and I never did change my pee-pants all day. I'm still sittin' in my dirty pee-pants

[dallaswareagle]

Every time I hear liberal whine:

Do they even have a second language?

[Godfather]

She said, "No, you're wrong." I said, "You got a lumpy butt." She got mad at me and yelled at me and I pissed in my pants and I never did change my pee-pants all day. I'm still sittin' in my dirty pee-pants

Bad simp!!!  -50

How did we go from Chirstmas Vacation to Talladega Nights?

[Snaggletiger]

Bad simp!!!  -50

How did we go from Chirstmas Vacation to Talladega Nights?

Well, to be fair, both main characters had stints on SNL.


Too much of a stretch?

[Saniflush]

Too much of a stretch?

Yep....Like your rectum.

[wesfau2]

Yep....Like your rectum.

BLAOW!

[AUJarhead]

Yep....Like your rectum.

Careful, he'll sue you for sexual harassment.

[djsimp]

Bad simp!!!  -50

How did we go from Chirstmas Vacation to Talladega Nights?

Oh come on, -50?! I mean -25 I could live with. It was a movie cross reference of peeing in ones pants.

[Snaggletiger]

I refuse to participate in your sophomoric attempts at humor.  And besides, it's been years since I had anything large up my rect.......wait, I mean...you people are stupid.