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2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'

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Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
« Reply #460 on: September 05, 2018, 11:49:47 PM »
Well, that Boston series went well, I think.  Blowing a 6 run lead is not that embarrassing.
Went to all three games. 

Boston may be the best baseball team I’ve ever seen. No huge stars. No household names.  Fundamentally sound top to bottom.  Business-like. Confident.  Every out is a tough out. 

Atlanta doesn’t have the bullpen to hang in. In all three game the starting pitching was adequate.  But Boston destroyed the relief staff.

Tua Tussiant no hit Boston  for four innings Monday.  Then he got tagged for three runs and came out.  Atlanta cut it to 3-2 and then relievers that constantly pitched from behind in the count gagged up five runs over the last two innings.  Atlanta left the bases loaded 17 times. 

On Tuesday, Newcomb started and struggled with control.  He still had a lead after four, but as soon as he got pulled in the fifth (with runners on) the bullpen promptly gave up hits and runs.  Some other awful pitcher hacked up two more runs in the sixth. 

Today, Fuzzywitz (or whatever) was rolling along.  Went six innings, looked good.  Held Boston to two hits and struck out five.  Atlanta bats staked him to a 7-1 lead.  And then, I guess because the Atlanta coaching staff thought they had it in the bag, they pulled him. 

Biddle scraped through one inning, but they pulled him and put in some asshole named Winkler.  That sack of shit (and I love the Red Sox) gave up four hits and four runs.  Venters came in and puked up two more runs. Brach surrendered two hits and got one out. And then Minter.  He finally stopped the bleeding with the game tied.  Part of the Atlanta disaster was a garbage effort from some putz in right field (I think it was Duvall, might have been Adams) who half-assed dove at a ball he should have probably caught and then pulled up short and flinched at one that should have been a routine out (and would have killed the six-run rally). 

Freddie Freeman comes off the bench and with two outs launches one into the seats.  Atlanta back on top 8-7. Braves saved!!!

Nope. Good lord.  Minter pitching in the top of the ninth.  Got two outs around a Beninintendo single and then grooved one to a 37-year old guy who got called up on Tuesday, hadn't played in a major league game since 2017 and scuffled through the minors all season.  Brandon Phillips deposited Minter's pitch in the bleachers. Boston leapfrogs ahead 9-8.  Cue Kimbrell (who isn't as dominant as he has been but was good enough today). Sox sweep.

Atlanta's bullpen was atrocious.  Constantly struggling with 3-0 and 3-1 counts.  Passing out hits and RBIs like candy.  As much as I'd like to see a Braves-Sox World Series, the Bravos aren't ready for prime time yet. 

Duvall or Adams (whichever it was) needs to be benched.  Henry Winkler needs to be flogged in the middle of Suntrust Square.

I did, however:

1) Get to see Acuna lead off a game with a home run. That was special.
2) See Freeman punish a ball
3) See one of the biggest comebacks in Red Sox history, the biggest of 2018 for sure
4) See what I consider to be one of the best teams in recent history
5) Watch that old Phillips guy write a feel-good story

SunTrust Plaza/Park or whatever they're calling it is pretty nice.  Ate at two of the restaurants down there over the three days.  No real wait.  Good food. Good service.  Getting in and out was a breeze, traffic was well managed.

If I had any complaint it's that the concessions in the stadium are pretty underwhelming.  There are a couple of nice amenities -- the little convenience store with bottled drinks, some small souvenirs, susih, ice cream and other junk -- is a nice touch.  I still think Turner Field did a much better job with concessions and also the clubhouse store. 
« Last Edit: September 06, 2018, 12:31:24 AM by Kaos »
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Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
« Reply #461 on: September 06, 2018, 10:08:14 AM »
Baseball seems so much better when the Brewers lose.
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« Reply #462 on: September 06, 2018, 10:16:00 AM »
It's gettin' real, folks.  A little over 20 games to go for err'body.

Red Sox are 9.5 up on the Yank Me's.  Indians have just crushed it in the 2nd half and are cruising down the stretch with a 16 game lead.  Astros holding a 3.5 game lead on the A's.

Braves are up 3 on the Phillies despite a 3 game spanking by the Sox.  Cubbies up 4 on the Beer Makers and 4.5 on the Red Birds.  Rockies are up 1.5 and 2 on the Dodgers and Snakes respectively. 
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« Reply #463 on: September 06, 2018, 06:04:22 PM »
Can I just add to my long post about which nobody gives a damn, that I was surprised to see so many Red Sox fans at the game.  I'd say the crowd was split almost 50/50 with cheers for Boston often drowning out those for Atlanta.   

In addition, I encountered my first real gaggle of Georgia fans.  What a pack of assholes.  Loud, ignorant, douchebags.  

This one idiot kept calling everybody on the field and in the stands a faggot.  Then when he stood up to leave he was wearing salmon colored tight jeans, rolled at the ankle, loafers with no socks, a tight short-sleeve dark-colored button down shirt with some small little pink pictures or something and aviator Ray Bans.  His hair and face looked like Shepherd Smith.  This is the same guy who kept talking with his bros about the War Tampons and how they showed our asses in the SEC Championship game.  

The entire lot of them -- which included a fat older guy in a visor and three or four douche-bros -- had absolutely zero baseball knowledge and continually spouted crap that was demonstrably false (as in just look at the scoreboard).  I wanted to throat punch all of them. 
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Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
« Reply #464 on: September 06, 2018, 08:53:11 PM »
Can I just add to my long post about which nobody gives a damn, that I was surprised to see so many Red Sox fans at the game.  I'd say the crowd was split almost 50/50 with cheers for Boston often drowning out those for Atlanta. 

In addition, I encountered my first real gaggle of Georgia fans.  What a pack of assholes.  Loud, ignorant, douchebags. 

This one idiot kept calling everybody on the field and in the stands a faggot.  Then when he stood up to leave he was wearing salmon colored tight jeans, rolled at the ankle, loafers with no socks, a tight short-sleeve dark-colored button down shirt with some small little pink pictures or something and aviator Ray Bans.  His hair and face looked like Shepherd Smith.  This is the same guy who kept talking with his bros about the War Tampons and how they showed our asses in the SEC Championship game. 

The entire lot of them -- which included a fat older guy in a visor and three or four douche-bros -- had absolutely zero baseball knowledge and continually spouted crap that was demonstrably false (as in just look at the scoreboard).  I wanted to throat punch all of them.
Your words ring true.
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Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
« Reply #465 on: September 07, 2018, 11:27:43 AM »
Your words ring true.
Fuck Georgia.  Twice.  With a bag of aids infected dicks.
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« Reply #466 on: September 07, 2018, 11:29:29 AM »
Fuck Georgia.  Twice.  With a bag of aids infected dicks.
I heart you.
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« Reply #467 on: September 12, 2018, 10:45:45 PM »
Alright Red Birds.  This is not talking shit.  But, I'm getting tired of you not handling your bidnezz when the opportunity is there.  The Brew Crew is making life miserable for the Cubbies, and you keep letting the Buccos take your lunch money.  Currently, the Brewers are up on the Cubs in the 8th and the Pirates already took care of the Cards today.  You have had the chance to have 3 teams all within ONE game of each other with about 15 to play. 

Most entertaining division in baseball.  Do your part, Birds.  I want a one game playoff.  Time to turn it on!!!!
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« Reply #468 on: September 13, 2018, 09:25:40 AM »
Alright Red Birds.  This is not talking shoot.  But, I'm getting tired of you not handling your bidnezz when the opportunity is there.  The Brew Crew is making life miserable for the Cubbies, and you keep letting the Buccos take your lunch money.  Currently, the Brewers are up on the Cubs in the 8th and the Pirates already took care of the Cards today.  You have had the chance to have 3 teams all within ONE game of each other with about 15 to play.

Most entertaining division in baseball.  Do your part, Birds.  I want a one game playoff.  Time to turn it on!!!!
You shut your dirty whorish mouth
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Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
« Reply #469 on: September 13, 2018, 10:53:31 AM »
You shut your dirty whorish mouth
They tried Snags, but yesterday, Matt Carpenter's Secret Salsa went on sale all over the area at local grocery stores.  They are fucked.
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« Reply #470 on: September 13, 2018, 11:18:23 AM »
They tried Snags, but yesterday, Matt Carpenter's Secret Salsa went on sale all over the area at local grocery stores.  They are fucked.
I might want to try a little of that salsa.  I'm tired of taking 3 Nugenix horse pills every morning.
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« Reply #471 on: September 13, 2018, 02:03:18 PM »
I might want to try a little of that salsa.  I'm tired of taking 3 Nugenix horse pills every morning.
I heard the horse viagra is better than the human stuff.
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« Reply #472 on: September 13, 2018, 08:04:36 PM »
Tonight, I'm a Cubbies fan.  (Just for tonight)  They went down to D.C, for a single make up game and beat the Nats in 10.  That extra 1/2 game is huge since the Nationals come to the ATL tomorrow. 
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« Reply #473 on: September 14, 2018, 09:12:14 AM »
Tonight, I'm a Cubbies fan.  (Just for tonight)  They went down to D.C, for a single make up game and beat the Nats in 10.  That extra 1/2 game is huge since the Nationals come to the ATL tomorrow.
You're ok in my book again for now.  

Oh, and fuck georgia!
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« Reply #474 on: September 14, 2018, 12:08:35 PM »
You're ok in my book again for now. 

Oh, and fuck georgia!
Solid post.
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« Reply #475 on: September 18, 2018, 09:36:09 AM »
So we jump out to a 7 1/2 game lead with a couple of weeks to play.....aaaaannnd promptly lose 3 in a row.  We have a 10 game home stand and have dropped 3 of the first 4.  We're having to rely on the Mets and Marlins to maintain our lead.  This is some serious :facepalm: shit.
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Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
« Reply #476 on: September 18, 2018, 09:46:17 AM »
Hey, I'm only rooting against you guys today and tomorrow.

But hey, at least Harrison Bader didn't go to Fuck Georgia.
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« Reply #477 on: September 19, 2018, 02:02:22 PM »
Damn, Snags, next time, let me know you are going to bust out the whupping stick on us.
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« Reply #478 on: September 19, 2018, 02:11:54 PM »
Damn, Snags, next time, let me know you are going to bust out the whupping stick on us.
Whupping sticks?  It's 5-2 in the 6th and we're just trying salvage anything we can out of this series.  If we blow this division this late in the season, I'm going to disavow all ATL teams and find another city to root for.  I hear Miami is nice this time of year.
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« Reply #479 on: September 19, 2018, 02:21:41 PM »
Whupping sticks?  It's 5-2 in the 6th and we're just trying salvage anything we can out of this series.  If we blow this division this late in the season, I'm going to disavow all ATL teams and find another city to root for.  I hear Miami is nice this time of year.
At least you can find tickets on the cheap.

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