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2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'

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« Reply #180 on: May 07, 2018, 09:02:56 AM »
Ugh...great series for your redbirds, Jon.  My Schlubs are back to their normal mid-season form already.  I just hope Yadi can get backj in time to meet the Braves in the NLCS.
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« Reply #181 on: May 07, 2018, 10:13:55 AM »
Ugh...great series for your redbirds, Jon.  My Schlubs are back to their normal mid-season form already.  I just hope Yadi can get backj in time to meet the Braves in the NLCS.
Six months ago you would have been laughed out of here.
It still probably will not happen, but who even thought they could compete this year!
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Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
« Reply #182 on: May 07, 2018, 05:58:14 PM »
Ugh...great series for your redbirds, Jon.  My Schlubs are back to their normal mid-season form already.  I just hope Yadi can get backj in time to meet the Braves in the NLCS.
As a Cubs fan, yeah, it sucked.  But if you're a baseball fan without a dog in the fight, it was a great series.
And you beat Yadi's dick off.
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« Reply #183 on: May 07, 2018, 10:21:21 PM »
Yadi's dick.  I chortled.

Obviously, I was silent all weekend as my Braves got that ass handed to them.  Tore it up on the road and came home to get gang raped.  Now, after a 10 game road stint and a brief layover in the ATL for unprotected butt secks, they head out West to L.A.  19-14.
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« Reply #184 on: May 08, 2018, 10:24:59 AM »
Yadi's dick.  I chortled.

Obviously, I was silent all weekend as my Braves got that ass handed to them.  Tore it up on the road and came home to get gang raped.  Now, after a 10 game road stint and a brief layover in the ATL for unprotected butt secks, they head out West to L.A.  19-14.
Obviously, I was on my third hit of crack when I typed this. The Braves are headed to south Florida for 6 games against the Rays and Marlins.  Damn, that crack will mess you up.
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Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
« Reply #185 on: May 08, 2018, 11:42:17 AM »
Obviously, I was on my third hit of crack when I typed this. The Braves are headed to south Florida for 6 games against the Rays and Marlins.  Damn, that crack will mess you up.
Don't worry... nobody's listening anyway.
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« Reply #186 on: May 08, 2018, 11:47:24 AM »
Don't worry... nobody's listening anyway.
Dynamite drop in, Monty.
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« Reply #187 on: May 09, 2018, 10:20:04 AM »
Looks like Minnesota enjoyed their stay in St. Louie as much as the Giants loved em' some ATL.  Even though we one last night, the bats have gone silent. 1-0 win at the Rays.
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« Reply #188 on: May 09, 2018, 03:58:08 PM »
Obviously, I was on my third hit of crack when I typed this. The Braves are headed to south Florida for 6 games against the Rays and Marlins.  Damn, that crack will mess you up.
Don't give up on it, it just takes a while to build up your tolerance.
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« Reply #189 on: May 09, 2018, 10:45:35 PM »
Braves take a 5-2 two-game sweep of the Rays.  However, this is 5 games in a row where they just aren't hitting at all.  5 runs on 6 hits.  One run last night.  (21-14)

The Cubs softened up the Marlins, who the Braves face next, with a 13-4 pounding.  Both the Cards and Cubs have series they can make hay in coming up with the Birds going to San Diego and the Cubbies starting an intra-city series with the Pale Hose.  Expect both to take series wins. 

Funny how being somewhat competitive makes a season soooo much more interesting. 
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« Reply #190 on: May 09, 2018, 10:58:04 PM »
In checking the overall team pitching stats, the Cards, Cubs and Braves are all in the top 10.  The Cardinals and Cubs come in at number 5 and 6 respectively with the Braves at #10.  Here's the biggest issue for my team.  The Braves have issued more walks than ANY team in MLB. By a good margin.  Live arms out the ass. (With the exception of dumbass Peter Moylan's Aussie, submarine pitching bitch ass).  But the bullpen especially, just keeps walking peeps.

However, if you can stay in the top 10 all season in pitching, which all 3 teams are, this could be damn fun.
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« Reply #191 on: May 10, 2018, 11:19:46 PM »
Braves finally break out of their hitting funk.  16 hits and 9 runs in a 9-2 win over the Fish.  Thanks to Buzz' Cubs for softening them up last night.  Freeman with a career high 5 hit night.
Cards up 1-0 on the Padres early.  Cubs resting at home tonight before bitch slapping the cross-town Sox.
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« Reply #192 on: May 10, 2018, 11:49:05 PM »
I'm up so.....I'm paying attention.  The Red Sox salvaged one in New York against the Yank Me's, who had won 17 of 18 games.  The Sox are 25-11 and in second place.  Let that sink in.

Cards up 2-0 on the Fathers.
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Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
« Reply #193 on: May 11, 2018, 09:07:07 AM »
Cubs resting at home tonight before bitch slapping the cross-town Sox.
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« Reply #194 on: May 12, 2018, 12:22:23 AM »
Red Birds are pounding the Padres like Trump on Stormy.  Cubbies had butt secks with the Sox, hammering that ass 11-2.  Braves lose their first road game in their last 9, 6-3 loss to the Fish. 

AL...Blue Jays take down the Red Sox, but the A's ripped the Yank Me's a new one.  So, the Sox and Yanks still tied atop of the division.  Houston gets shutout by the Texas Strangers. 
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Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
« Reply #195 on: May 12, 2018, 10:19:20 AM »
But did you catch the final of that Cards/Padres game?  Up 9-0 and to allow 5 unaswered.

I swear, if I'm Tums, I sponsor the 9th inning of Cardinals baseball.
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« Reply #196 on: May 12, 2018, 11:24:11 PM »
Cubbies hang 8 more on the Pale Hose for the series win.  Cards are locked in a 1-1 tie in the 8th with the Padres.  Braves bounce back with a 10-5 win in Miami.  After another game in south Florida tomorrow, the Bravos have a make up game with Buzz' Cubs in the Windy City, then 3 more with the Baby Bears at home.

Damn, it's fun to have a half way competitive team again.   
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« Reply #197 on: May 12, 2018, 11:29:39 PM »
Looks like the Red Birds have one more in San Diego, then the Padres come to St. Louie for a series.  The Birds should be able to make hay over the next few days. 
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Re: 2018 Installment of MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
« Reply #198 on: May 13, 2018, 03:58:13 PM »
Everyone but Cincy within 1/2 game in the central, and Braves are in first by 1 game. 

Going to be a fun summer. 
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« Reply #199 on: May 13, 2018, 10:30:45 PM »
Sweep the Cubs.  Then drop 2 to the Twins.  Then drop 2 of 3 to the Padres.

This team has a worse offense than the Tony Franklin Auburn Tigers.
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