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I feel like I'm back from the dead...

I feel like I'm back from the dead...
« on: September 19, 2008, 12:18:33 AM »
Scattershooting while wondering whatever happened to Biff Pocoroba:

* Ike wrecked shop...y'all know this. 
* It was deja vu all over again for me...EXACTLY 29 years earlier, almost to the hour, I sat through Hurricane Frederic in south Baldwin County.
* Still no power at the Rancid Milk residence...staying with a co-worker (yes, she's female, yes, she's married).  I'm fine, my stuff is fine and that's more than a lot of people around here can say.  I feel blessed.
* Hot showers are not to be underrated.
* Neither are 80 mile trips to go get something to eat just to get out of the motherfucking house.
* The biggest amusement I've had in the last week was when I called my mom on Sunday morning and asked her how we did against MSU...she pulled up the site and said "Auburn wins defensive struggle 3-2."  I laughed at that score for a good 5 minutes.

Anyway, that's my report from SW Houston...
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Re: I feel like I'm back from the dead...
« Reply #1 on: September 19, 2008, 03:31:39 AM »
Scattershooting while wondering whatever happened to Biff Pocoroba:

* Ike wrecked shop...y'all know this. 
* It was deja vu all over again for me...EXACTLY 29 years earlier, almost to the hour, I sat through Hurricane Frederic in south Baldwin County.
* Still no power at the Rancid Milk residence...staying with a co-worker (yes, she's female, yes, she's married).  I'm fine, my stuff is fine and that's more than a lot of people around here can say.  I feel blessed.
* Hot showers are not to be underrated.
* Neither are 80 mile trips to go get something to eat just to get out of the motherfucking house.
* The biggest amusement I've had in the last week was when I called my mom on Sunday morning and asked her how we did against MSU...she pulled up the site and said "Auburn wins defensive struggle 3-2."  I laughed at that score for a good 5 minutes.

Anyway, that's my report from SW Houston...
Take care man, I hope everything goes back to normal soon! I feel like Dr fucking Phil. go fist a dog, thats better.
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Re: I feel like I'm back from the dead...
« Reply #2 on: September 19, 2008, 08:32:38 AM »
Hope all comes together man.  Hang in there! 

War Eagle!
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Re: I feel like I'm back from the dead...
« Reply #3 on: September 19, 2008, 10:36:46 AM »
'preciate it, gentlemen...I'll find a TV somewhere to watch the game tomorrow night.

There's no dog available for fisting...there's a cat in the spare bedroom, though.

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Re: I feel like I'm back from the dead...
« Reply #4 on: September 19, 2008, 10:39:28 AM »
...wondering whatever happened to Biff Pocoroba:



Atlantabaseball.net reports that Pocoroba is in the restaurant supply business in the Atlanta area and selling meat for his Sausage World company.

Google is your frien.
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Re: I feel like I'm back from the dead...
« Reply #5 on: September 19, 2008, 10:41:10 AM »
'preciate it, gentlemen...I'll find a TV somewhere to watch the game tomorrow night.

There's no dog available for fisting...there's a cat in the spare bedroom, though.



I don't think they like the pussy.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."