Roll Call

[Saniflush]

So we know Snaggle will be in the ATL at some Christmas lighting or gossip parlor.  What about the rest of you fucks?

[jmar]

So we know Snaggle will be in the ATL at some Christmas lighting or gossip parlor.  What about the rest of you fucks?

This fuck has to work afterwards...as alllllllwayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyz!

[Snaggletiger]

So we know Snaggle will be in the ATL at some Christmas lighting or gossip parlor.  What about the rest of you fucks?

It is not a Christmas lighting.  There will be espresso, assorted hor dourves and yes, there may be some gossip.

[chinook]

It is not a Christmas lighting.  There will be espresso, assorted hor dourves and yes, there may be some gossip.

Faggot.

[Kaos]

I've got an Auburn flag in front of my house.  An Auburn wreath on the door. I'm wearing an Auburn hoodie. 

Just had a cute looking real estate agent girlie knock on the door and invite me to a neighborhood open house with cookies, hot chocolate, prizes and other seasonal trappings.  I asked when and she says "tomorrow at 2:30." 

I just shook my head. 

[chinook]

I've got an Auburn flag in front of my house.  An Auburn wreath on the door. I'm wearing an Auburn hoodie. 

Just had a cute looking real estate agent girlie knock on the door and invite me to a neighborhood open house with cookies, hot chocolate, prizes and other seasonal trappings.  I asked when and she says "tomorrow at 2:30." 

I just shook my head.

Gate A

[Kaos]

Gate A

If I knew I could take her Gate A, I'd pop into the open house, knock it out and probably be home in time for kickoff. 

[djsimp]

If I knew I could take her Gate A, I'd pop into the open house, knock it out and probably be home in time for kickoff.

Thats called a quicky

[Snaggletiger]

Faggot.

That was uncalled for. I prefer light in the loafers.

[CCTAU]

I have a friend coming into to town who HAS A TICKET! But not one for me. Of course he wants a place to stay. Its gonna cost him some beer tonight.

My wife asks, "Do you want to go to the Christmas parade at the restaurant downtown like we did last year?"
The parade is at like 3-5. I just stare at her. I mumble a few expletives and carry on. We've been married 22 years. Do aliens take over after a while? She then says, "We can record it!"
I can't take those words back....

[Godfather]

I have a friend coming into to town who HAS A TICKET! But not one for me. Of course he wants a place to stay. Its gonna cost him some beer tonight.

My wife asks, "Do you want to go to the Christmas parade at the restaurant downtown like we did last year?"
The parade is at like 3-5. I just stare at her. I mumble a few expletives and carry on. We've been married 22 years. Do aliens take over after a while? She then says, "We can record it!"
I can't take those words back....

Kill him, bury his body in a shallow unmarked grave and go to the game.

I won't tell anyone.

[WiregrassTiger]

So we know Snaggle will be in the ATL at some Christmas lighting or gossip parlor.  What about the rest of you fucks?

Being a mere few minutes from the SEC championship game and not going seriously may be the gayest thing I’ve ever heard.

Actually, that’s an insult to rotten Bottom so I take it back and apologize. A better word would be toolish. Only a tool.