Official I’m Sorry thread

[Jumbo]

Typical... next thing you know there's money missing off the dresser and your daughters knocked up....I've seen it 100 times.

Guaranteed piece of shit.

[Buzz Killington]

Typical... next thing you know there's money missing off the dresser and your daughters knocked up....I've seen it 100 times.

But why do they put a guarantee on the contract?

[bgreene]

But why do they put a guarantee on the contract?

Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will.  I got spare time.

[Godfather]

Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will.  I got spare time.

But for right now for Auburn's sake...for your daughter's sake you might think about firing Gus for a quality coach.

[jmar]

I would like to apologize for this entire thread. 

I'd also like to congratulate the few of you who saw past the just mopped glow and noticed the bugs, dirt and feces still embedded in the floor.  You know who you are.  I'm proud of you. 

I'd also like to apologize for wes, who at some point in this travail of shame uttered these regrettable words "pay the man." 

I'm tired of apologizing.

Let me also add that I've never seen anybody who can take a mountain of goodwill and then shit on it, wipe their ass with their hand and smear obscenities on the wall with the poop any better than Gus can.  He is the king of that. 

Hey what happened with the "to Bill Clark" toast?

[The Six]

Hey what happened with the "to Bill Clark" toast?

We may not be high profile enough of a program for Bill Clark.

[jmar]

We may not be high profile enough of a program for Bill Clark.

That's true. The Ackbars might be giving him a long look. We probably need to be searching for lower mid- majors in far reaches.

[The Six]

That's true. The Ackbars might be giving him a long look. We probably need to be searching for lower mid- majors in far reaches.

UTEP Head Coach Dana Dimel is currently 0-8 and 30-47 over his whole career at UTEP, Houston, and Wyoming.

[jmar]

UTEP Head Coach Dana Dimel is currently 0-8 and 30-47 over his whole career at UTEP, Houston, and Wyoming.

Seems he could be the dude to zero in on then. Nice find.

[Buzz Killington]

Currently the UAB Blazers are ranked higher than Auburn.  Let that sink in for a minute.

[CCTAU]

Currently the UAB Blazers are ranked higher than Auburn.  Let that sink in for a minute.

The man. The myth. The legend.















Bill Clark!

[Snaggletiger]

I went camping with Clark … I’m in the back of a pickup with Bill Clark and a live deer. Well, Clark, he grabs the deer by the antlers, looks at it and says, ‘I’m Bill Clark! Say it!’ Then he squeezes the deer in such a way that a sound comes out of its mouth — “Billclark!” It wasn’t exactly it, but it was pretty good for a deer.

[Buzz Killington]

He once punched a hole in a cow just so he could see who was coming up the road.

[Snaggletiger]

He taught me how to make love to a woman, and how to scold a child.

[oldautiger]

HE taught me how to bowl overhand