Official I’m Sorry thread

[Kaos]

I’m sorry Gus.  I really am.  I didn’t think you could learn. But you did.  Coincidentally or not, you’ve coached like a completely different man since the Jacobstross was removed from your neck.

We didn’t beat Georgia or Alabama by some fluke, miracle or prayer. We were straight up man to man fucking better than they were.  Didn’t think it was possible.

I’m sorry I turned away.  I was wrong. 

There are still things that baffle me. But not today.  Today you earned it. You earned a ridiculously Jacobsian extension.

I humbly apologize. 

[WiregrassTiger]

Is Snags still going to fire him?

Woot boys! That was impressive. Other than the fumble, I was very, very impressed.

We looked great against a good team. 👍

[wesfau2]

I’m sorry Gus.  I really am.  I didn’t think you could learn. But you did.  Coincidentally or not, you’ve coached like a completely different man since the Jacobstross was removed from your neck.

We didn’t beat Georgia or Alabama by some fluke, miracle or prayer. We were straight up man to man fucking better than they were.  Didn’t think it was possible.

I’m sorry I turned away.  I was wrong. 

There are still things that baffle me. But not today.  Today you earned it. You earned a ridiculously Jacobsian extension.

I humbly apologize.

Yeah.  That should quiet most of the critics.  Myself included, obviously.

[WiregrassTiger]

Yeah.  That should quiet most of the critics.  Myself included, obviously.

Yep. You were an idiot for sure.

[CCTAU]

Whatever it was, I am thankfully for it.


A thanksgiving miracle!

[Buzz Killington]

Anybody have any recipes for crow?  Asking for a friend.

[WiregrassTiger]

You all looking like a bunch of morons for calling for Gus’ head is only part of the story.

Do you remember a more dominating win? Maybe dominating isn’t the word. But there was s little doubt who was the better team tonight.

I still think they are very good. And I know they are banged up. They are always going to “what if” and second guess. But Shazam!

We spanked that ass on both sides, we did.

That was sweet.

[WiregrassTiger]

Whatever it was, I am thankfully for it.


A thanksgiving miracle!

That was more of a Thanksgiving ass whipping, IMO.

And honestly, I only thought we’d see an ass whipping like that today, if I finally caught up with Chizzy. Color me surprised at the severity. Not that we won but how convincing.

[Buzz Killington]

Best quote of the day:  "A few years ago we had the Kick 6...this year we gonna have the kick ass!"  - Sir Charles

[chinook]

Can't take away the last 3 weeks...nope not at all. Don't want to either...War Damn Eagle!  Eating crow, apologizing, and all that other jazz...not so fast my friend. Gus needs to give us consistency. 

Glad Jay is gone. 

[CCTAU]

Glad Jay is gone.

That may have been the issue all along!

[jmar]

Can't take away the last 3 weeks...nope not at all. Don't want to either...War Damn Eagle!  Eating crow, apologizing, and all that other jazz...not so fast my friend. Gus needs to give us consistency. 

Glad Jay is gone.

This^^^
Gus is currently managing very well which is what we wanted from him all along. There is no need for apologies if he allows Lindsey to do his job.

Let's not get ahead of ourselves.

We are one of the four however
it appears we just lost KJ and Matthews. And as good as we have been, we are now vulnerable next week.

Have to manage and game plan around critical injuries if we are to continue.

[The Prowler]

This^^^
Gus is currently managing very well which is what we wanted from him all along. There is no need for apologies if he allows Lindsey to do his job.

Let's not get ahead of ourselves.

We are one of the four however
it appears we just lost KJ and Matthews. And as good as we have been, we are now vulnerable next week.

Have to manage and game plan around critical injuries if we are to continue.

Auburn will beat Georgia with 4th String RB Malik Miller & 5th String RB Devon Barrett

[jmar]

Auburn will beat Georgia with 4th String RB Malik Miller & 5th String RB Devon Barrett

Hopefully but neither has proven they can move the chains like Pettway and KJ.
We owned the time of possession v. Bama due largely on KJ's super effort and Steele's defense getting after it. Add two key runs by Stidham.
That said, I can hate on UGA and its fanbase till the cows come home but its tough to beat a rival twice. Yes we dominated them three weeks ago at home when we were healthy.

[GH2001]

Ill eat crow. And I think Jay's situation is much of it. It is no coincidence that we started going lights out when Jay started to become headline fodder and then when it officially became true - that he was out. It was like Gus got rejuventaed and was coaching to win, not to just "not lose" and safe.

Would also like to apologize to Stidham. It took him half the season, but he's come around. That was impressive. His completion % is sick the last 6 games. He's as good a QB as there is in the conference. He had 2 years of rust that took a while to knock off. But he has now. He's become the gunslinger we thought he would be now. He's learned what to do under pressure now. And I like it.

[Snaggletiger]

I ain't apologizing for shit.  He finally did what he should have done the last 3 wasted years.  Why weren't you coaching this way then?  Because of Jacobs?  Are you people on crack? 

I'm as happy as any Auburn fan about the way they've finished.  This weekend was epic.  Bananas even.  Consistency is the key.  Finally finding the missing formula, which may have been as simple as STAY THE HELL OUT OF THE WAY, after shitting the bed since 2013, ain't apologize worthy.  It's "Good, you're finally earning your $5 million a year" worthy.       

[War Eagle!!!]

I ain't apologizing for shit.  He finally did what he should have done the last 3 wasted years.  Why weren't you coaching this way then?  Because of Jacobs?  Are you people on crack? 

I'm as happy as any Auburn fan about the way they've finished.  This weekend was epic.  Bananas even.  Consistency is the key.  Finally finding the missing formula, which may have been as simple as STAY THE HELL OUT OF THE WAY, after shitting the bed since 2013, ain't apologize worthy.  It's "Good, you're finally earning your $5 million a year" worthy.     

[WiregrassTiger]

What’s really funny is how people can say the dumbest thing over and over. Then, when it’s proved wrong, they somehow believe refusing to apologize makes them look right?

It doesn’t. Just makes them look like a bigger dumbass.

 

[Buzz Killington]

I ain't apologizing for shoot.  He finally did what he should have done the last 3 wasted years.  Why weren't you coaching this way then?  Because of Jacobs?  Are you people on crack? 

I'm as happy as any Auburn fan about the way they've finished.  This weekend was epic.  Bananas even.  Consistency is the key.  Finally finding the missing formula, which may have been as simple as STAY THE HELL OUT OF THE WAY, after shootting the bed since 2013, ain't apologize worthy.  It's "Good, you're finally earning your $5 million a year" worthy.     

Two Shea

[GH2001]

I ain't apologizing for shit.  He finally did what he should have done the last 3 wasted years.  Why weren't you coaching this way then?  Because of Jacobs?  Are you people on crack? 

I'm as happy as any Auburn fan about the way they've finished.  This weekend was epic.  Bananas even.  Consistency is the key.  Finally finding the missing formula, which may have been as simple as STAY THE HELL OUT OF THE WAY, after shitting the bed since 2013, ain't apologize worthy.  It's "Good, you're finally earning your $5 million a year" worthy.     

I think someone took the thread way too seriously.