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2017-18 College Basketball Bitchin' and Moanin' Thread

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Re: 2017-18 College Basketball Bitchin' and Moanin' Thread
« Reply #300 on: February 09, 2018, 10:38:13 AM »
Ima gonna call 'em uke cause it suits 'em.


Why did you leave off the "D"?
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: 2017-18 College Basketball Bitchin' and Moanin' Thread
« Reply #301 on: February 09, 2018, 10:47:37 AM »

Why did you leave off the "D"?
Dookie no play D.
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Re: 2017-18 College Basketball Bitchin' and Moanin' Thread
« Reply #302 on: February 09, 2018, 11:02:11 AM »
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« Reply #303 on: February 09, 2018, 11:05:59 AM »

Give me the Russian for a dollar.
Gonna eat steak tonight.
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Re: 2017-18 College Basketball Bitchin' and Moanin' Thread
« Reply #304 on: February 09, 2018, 11:10:37 AM »
Give me the Russian for a dollar.
Gonna eat steak tonight.

how about a hot dog? Oatmeal, Cats. But you can have the purple linoleum.
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« Reply #305 on: February 09, 2018, 11:22:41 AM »
how about a hot dog? Oatmeal, Cats. But you can have the purple linoleum.
Humor me if you can. You choose one.
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Re: 2017-18 College Basketball Bitchin' and Moanin' Thread
« Reply #306 on: February 09, 2018, 11:23:57 AM »
how about a hot dog? Oatmeal, Cats. But you can have the purple linoleum.

I like turtles.
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« Reply #307 on: February 09, 2018, 11:25:05 AM »
I like turtles.
Good effort. You get an assist.
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Re: 2017-18 College Basketball Bitchin' and Moanin' Thread
« Reply #308 on: February 09, 2018, 11:34:49 AM »
Good effort. You get an assist.

I've decided I am going to read all jmar posts in Floyd Lawson voice going forward
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Re: 2017-18 College Basketball Bitchin' and Moanin' Thread
« Reply #309 on: February 09, 2018, 01:26:34 PM »
I like turtles.
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I realize that you only casually know me and I won’t hold this against you. Because it’s not really your fault that you don’t know this.

But, I will shoot a motherfucker double birdies, directed right toward their massive white forehead. Even in front of the preacher.

You big headed bitch.

Idiot.
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Re: 2017-18 College Basketball Bitchin' and Moanin' Thread
« Reply #310 on: February 10, 2018, 04:53:03 PM »
Another big road win over fuck georgia. 78 -61. Who are these guys and what have you done with my Auburn basketball team?
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Re: 2017-18 College Basketball Bitchin' and Moanin' Thread
« Reply #311 on: February 10, 2018, 06:20:06 PM »
Another big road win over fuck georgia. 78 -61. Who are these guys and what have you done with my Auburn basketball team?

Truer words were never spoken.
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« Reply #312 on: February 10, 2018, 06:59:58 PM »
Another big road win over fuck georgia. 78 -61. Who are these guys and what have you done with my Auburn basketball team?


Without Brown!
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

Re: 2017-18 College Basketball Bitchin' and Moanin' Thread
« Reply #313 on: February 10, 2018, 09:04:44 PM »
How could you not want to kill for this man? In this interview I think he actually says, "fuck georgia."
http://www.espn.com/video/clip?id=22393965
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Re: 2017-18 College Basketball Bitchin' and Moanin' Thread
« Reply #314 on: February 10, 2018, 09:44:38 PM »
No. But great interview.  Pearl is the man.
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« Reply #315 on: February 10, 2018, 10:01:52 PM »
Impressive throttling of a quality team in their house...without our leading scorer.  Didn't even have to rally and wear them down with speed/hustle.

Remaining schedule:

Feb. 14 Kentucky 9:00 PM
Feb. 17 at South Carolina 3:30 PM
Feb. 21 Alabama 8:30 PM
Feb. 24 at Florida 8:30 PM
Feb. 27 at Arkansas 9:00 PM
Mar. 3 South Carolina 3:30 PM


Kentucky and USCe  went down hard today.  Bama is surging (beat #15 Tenn today) and Arky is playing with confidence at home.

No gimmes on that list, but I like the way our guys are playing.  Any word on Brown?
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On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
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Re: 2017-18 College Basketball Bitchin' and Moanin' Thread
« Reply #316 on: February 10, 2018, 10:25:49 PM »
Impressive throttling of a quality team in their house...without our leading scorer.  Didn't even have to rally and wear them down with speed/hustle.

Remaining schedule:

Feb. 14 Kentucky 9:00 PM
Feb. 17 at South Carolina 3:30 PM
Feb. 21 Alabama 8:30 PM
Feb. 24 at Florida 8:30 PM
Feb. 27 at Arkansas 9:00 PM
Mar. 3 South Carolina 3:30 PM


Kentucky and USCe  went down hard today.  Bama is surging (beat #15 Tenn today) and Arky is playing with confidence at home.

No gimmes on that list, but I like the way our guys are playing.  Any word on Brown?

I love the Brown, like Sani. 
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Re: 2017-18 College Basketball Bitchin' and Moanin' Thread
« Reply #317 on: February 11, 2018, 04:38:33 PM »
Some random things:

Is Kentucky still Kentucky? 

Why can’t those assclowns in Turdscaloosa suck when we are good?  I’m sick of their bad hairstyles.  Sick of hearing about a kid who took money but gets to play because, NCAA.  Why can’t we have our own thing without them horning in on the attention?

I’m no basketball fan.  But it’s fun to look at the results and know we are doing it the old way and not hauling in a pile of rent-a-one-and-dones.  I know that’s not the formula to win the NCAA any longer but I really like seeing an unselfish team that meshes well together.
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Re: 2017-18 College Basketball Bitchin' and Moanin' Thread
« Reply #318 on: February 11, 2018, 06:14:54 PM »
A few stats. 

Auburn is first in the league in scoring.  (85.5 ppg)

They are taking and making more 3's than anybody in the SEC.  By a pretty good margin.  They're 2nd in 3-point percentage at 39%.  Arky is 1st at 40%

The Tigers are 4th overall in rebounding.  Very Sonny Smith-esque in that he never had anyone over 6'8".  Normally a bunch of 6'5"-6'7" guys and they were always at the top of the league in rebounding.  Pearl's guys are fitting that mold.

Auburn is 3rd overall in assists. 

Pretty impressive and I really don't know what the drastic change has been.  Yes, it looks like they live and die by the 3 with the number of them they take.  But, they really do so many other things well.  And the thing that has impressed me the most is that after every loss, they've rebounded and played like it never happened.  I keep waiting for a loss to mean, "Okay, here we go.  They're going to come back to earth."  But a tough loss to A&M at home did nothing to keep them from going on the road and bitch slapping the Dog$.  Oh.....fuck Georgia.
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Re: 2017-18 College Basketball Bitchin' and Moanin' Thread
« Reply #319 on: February 11, 2018, 08:16:43 PM »
How could you not want to kill for this man? In this interview I think he actually says, "fudge georgia."
http://www.espn.com/video/clip?id=22393965
I want to have his babies
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