Roy Moore vs AUChizad

[Vladimir]

Serious inquires only, please.

[The Prowler]

As of right now, we have 4 people here riding with a known Pedophile.

[Buzz Killington]

As of right now, we have 4 people here riding with a known Pedophile.

I have not seen anybody throw their support behind Bill Clinton yet.

[Kaos]

As of right now, we have 4 people here riding with a known Pedophile.

No. Read it again. Nobody is riding with you. 

[The Prowler]

Again, Roy Moore is a known Pedophile and atleast 4 on this message board are riding with him.

[Kaos]

Again, Roy Moore is a known Pedophile and atleast 4 on this message board are riding with him.

I was told you finger banged a gecko.  I have in my possession a 1990 high school annual signed by you with the inscription “fuck that lizard.” 

You are a geckofile.  Nasty bastard. 

[chinook]

I was told you finger banged a gecko.  I have in my possession a 1990 high school annual signed by you with the inscription “fuck that lizard.” 

You are a geckofile.  Nasty bastard.

yes, but he saved 15 percent on his automobile insurance. 

[CCTAU]

Again, Roy Moore is a known Pedophile and atleast 4 on this message board are riding with him.

"Known"?


Of course you side with guilty until proven innocent!


You asshats need to learn to be more "consistent" like jizzy!

[AUTiger1]

After Chowler and Chizzy has said guilty until proven innocent, instead of innocent until proven guilty....I'm voting Roy.

[AUChizad]

Same with Hillary Clinton, right guys? She hasn't been indicted for anything. She's clean as a whistle. Weird that you didn't vote for her to prove the haters accusing her of things that were never proven wrong!!!

It's almost like you lack moral principles and are complete hypocrites who will stoop to literally defending and making excuses child molesters if they have the right letter in parentheses behind their names.

Have fun embarrassing Alabama.

[Kaos]

Same with Hillary Clinton, right guys? She hasn't been indicted for anything. She's clean as a whistle. Weird that you didn't vote for her to prove the haters accusing her of things that were never proven wrong!!!

It's almost like you lack moral principles and are complete hypocrites who will stoop to literally defending and making excuses child molesters if they have the right letter in parentheses behind their names.

Have fun embarrassing Alabama.

How can you -- someone I consider relatively intelligent -- be this blazingly befuddled?

Hillary lied under oath. 
She lied about Benghazi.  There is actual evidence there.  Not some 60-year old caterwauling whore.

She lied about the contributions to her foundation and campaign.  Actual evidence exists, not Gloria Allredass.

She lied about the servers, lied about what was on them.  Evidence proves this.  Not some faded, innocuous inscription in a 40-year old annual.

She led the personal attacks on Bill's accusers.  Good for her.  Except he did it.  DNA, bitch.

She lied about Whitewater.  Evidence.

She strongarmed the Democratic party and stole the nomination from Bernie.  Evidence, dammit.


There's a VAST difference between the mounds of evidence that points to her complete and total corruption and the tongue wagging of a handful of hillbilly whores from a town in Alabama.

This is simply a matter of you being offended by a person's religious views.  And you live in Louisiana so it's none of your business anyway.  I'll vote for Roy and think of you when I do.  I win again.

[WiregrassTiger]

How can you -- someone I consider relatively intelligent -- be this blazingly befuddled?

Hillary lied under oath. 
She lied about Benghazi.  There is actual evidence there.  Not some 60-year old caterwauling whore.

She lied about the contributions to her foundation and campaign.  Actual evidence exists, not Gloria Allredass.

She lied about the servers, lied about what was on them.  Evidence proves this.  Not some faded, innocuous inscription in a 40-year old annual.

She led the personal attacks on Bill's accusers.  Good for her.  Except he did it.  DNA, bitch.

She lied about Whitewater.  Evidence.

She strongarmed the Democratic party and stole the nomination from Bernie.  Evidence, dammit.


There's a VAST difference between the mounds of evidence that points to her complete and total corruption and the tongue wagging of a handful of hillbilly whores from a town in Alabama.

This is simply a matter of you being offended by a person's religious views.  And you live in Louisiana so it's none of your business anyway.  I'll vote for Roy and think of you when I do.  I win again.

The most concerning thing to me is that you consider Chizzy “relatively intelligent”.

Do you really feel this way or are you just trying to be nice?

[dallaswareagle]

Again, Roy Moore is a known Pedophile and atleast 4 on this message board are riding with him.

[Kaos]

Dude, if Malzahn stepped up his game as much as you have the last year?  This state would be checking Saban’s hotseat, melting his statue down to make shoehorns, ripping down all the Bryant street signs, renaming all the schools named Bryant and carving a likeness of Gus in the side of Red Mountain.

[AUChizad]

I'll bet more than a few of you fell for this #FakeNews.



Bernie Bernstein? A Yankee Joo!?!?

[Kaos]

I'll bet more than a few of you fell for this #FakeNews.



Bernie Bernstein? A Yankee Joo!?!?

This is your worst trait. 

You ascribe positions to others based on your own biases, neuroses, hangups and proclivities.  You assume up front that you know how others think, feel, react, believe and then rage non-stop based on those (often hilariously incorrect) assumptions.

You make the mistake of thinking that you are the sole arbiter of logic and sanity and that anyone who doesn't believe the way you do is inferior, less urbane, less cultured, less able to think etc. 

You.  And Hitler. 

[AUChizad]

This is your worst trait. 

You ascribe positions to others based on your own biases, neuroses, hangups and proclivities.  You assume up front that you know how others think, feel, react, believe and then rage non-stop based on those (often hilariously incorrect) assumptions.

You make the mistake of thinking that you are the sole arbiter of logic and sanity and that anyone who doesn't believe the way you do is inferior, less urbane, less cultured, less able to think etc. 

You.  And Hitler.

Me?

Clearly, a Moore operative thinks Alabamians are susceptible to this kind of manipulation. Clearly, they thought it was worthwhile to plant these fake robocalls to elicit the exact type of responses about DIRTY LAMESTREAM MEDIA that you've already espoused in this discussion. Making the fake guy sound like a bad Woody Allen impression and naming him Bernie Bernstein would have been less subtle if they would have just called him Jewy McJewberg.

How many Alabamians do YOU think believed it was real? You haven't even explicitly stated, but do YOU think it was real?

[WiregrassTiger]

This is your worst trait. 

You ascribe positions to others based on your own biases, neuroses, hangups and proclivities.  You assume up front that you know how others think, feel, react, believe and then rage non-stop based on those (often hilariously incorrect) assumptions.

You make the mistake of thinking that you are the sole arbiter of logic and sanity and that anyone who doesn't believe the way you do is inferior, less urbane, less cultured, less able to think etc. 

You.  And Hitler.

Not to mention his homosexuality. And racism.

[Buzz Killington]

I'll bet more than a few of you fell for this #FakeNews.



Bernie Bernstein? A Yankee Joo!?!?

I told him about that time at summer camp when Mary Jane Simetski grabbed my crotch.  I expect to get a huge check any day now.

[Kaos]

Me?

Clearly, a Moore operative thinks Alabamians are susceptible to this kind of manipulation. Clearly, they thought it was worthwhile to plant these fake robocalls to elicit the exact type of responses about DIRTY LAMESTREAM MEDIA that you've already espoused in this discussion. Making the fake guy sound like a bad Woody Allen impression and naming him Bernie Bernstein would have been less subtle if they would have just called him Jewy McJewberg.

How many Alabamians do YOU think believed it was real? You haven't even explicitly stated, but do YOU think it was real?

Clearly a Moore operative?  Please prove this. 

I don't even know what it is (nor do I care).   I hang up on all robocalls. None of them are real.

My takes on mainstream media are always correct. 

My issue with your response is the overtly arrogant "I bet more than a few of you fell for..."

Riiiiight.  I did that right after I sent this month's installment to Nigeria.  Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to let "Abe from the Internet Company" install some software on my computer remotely so I can be protected.  He's on the line waiting for me now.