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Gus M: Coach Killer

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Gus M: Coach Killer
« on: November 06, 2017, 10:09:46 PM »
Pretty embarrassing to be the nail in the coffin if this is true:

Kevin Sumlin will not be Texas A&M's football coach after the 2017 season, according to multiple reports.


https://sports.yahoo.com/texas-m-preparing-move-coach-145643746.html

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Re: Gus M: Coach Killer
« Reply #1 on: November 06, 2017, 11:37:39 PM »
Pretty embarrassing to be the nail in the coffin if this is true:

Kevin Sumlin will not be Texas A&M's football coach after the 2017 season, according to multiple reports.


https://sports.yahoo.com/texas-m-preparing-move-coach-145643746.html

the irony is Gus can't get himself fired.
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Re: Gus M: Coach Killer
« Reply #2 on: November 06, 2017, 11:48:08 PM »
the irony is Gus can't get himself fired.

It's like 10,000 spoons when all you need is an axe.
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« Reply #3 on: November 07, 2017, 10:15:26 AM »
It's like 10,000 spoons when all you need is an axe.

Don't ya think
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Re: Gus M: Coach Killer
« Reply #4 on: November 07, 2017, 10:45:52 AM »
Well. isn't that nice
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Re: Gus M: Coach Killer
« Reply #5 on: November 07, 2017, 06:36:26 PM »
So...
Coaches get fired after getting beat by bama (Nick Saban is God)

Coaches get fired after getting beat by Auburn (Gus Malzahn is Garbage)
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Re: Gus M: Coach Killer
« Reply #6 on: November 07, 2017, 07:16:05 PM »
So...
Coaches get fired after getting beat by bama (Nick Saban is God)

Coaches get fired after getting beat by Auburn (Gus Malzahn is Garbage)
I see you got the al.com meeting notes.
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Re: Gus M: Coach Killer
« Reply #7 on: November 07, 2017, 08:45:18 PM »
So...
Coaches get fired after getting beat by bama (Nick Saban is God)

Coaches get fired after getting beat by Auburn (Gus Malzahn is Garbage)

Auburn and LSU are the only schools where failing to beat Saban is a fireable offense.
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« Reply #8 on: November 08, 2017, 12:18:50 AM »
Auburn and LSU are the only schools where failing to beat Saban is a fireable offense.
True. We need to remove the obstacle that holds us back or learn to live with mediocrity.
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« Reply #9 on: November 08, 2017, 08:23:10 AM »
True. We need to remove the obstacle that holds us back

What you've got to do is cut the hamstring on the back of his leg right at the bottom. He'll never play golf again, because his weight displacement goes back, all his weight is on his right foot, and he'll push everything off to the right. He'll never come through on anything. He'll quit the game.
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« Reply #10 on: November 08, 2017, 09:26:22 AM »
What you've got to do is cut the hamstring on the back of his leg right at the bottom. He'll never play golf again, because his weight displacement goes back, all his weight is on his right foot, and he'll push everything off to the right. He'll never come through on anything. He'll quit the game.

How will he compare himself to other coaches?
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« Reply #11 on: November 08, 2017, 09:45:47 AM »
How will he compare himself to other coaches?

That's probably why Saban cheats his ass off.
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Re: Gus M: Coach Killer
« Reply #12 on: November 08, 2017, 03:43:20 PM »
So...
Coaches get fired after getting beat by bama (Nick Saban is God)

Coaches get fired after getting beat by Auburn (Gus Malzahn is Garbage)
If you can't understand the difference, or context, then I can't help you.
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« Reply #13 on: November 08, 2017, 04:18:09 PM »
If you can't understand the difference, or context, then I can't help you.

Even though it was Prowler I do believe he was being sarcastic
































unless he wasn't
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Re: Gus M: Coach Killer
« Reply #14 on: November 08, 2017, 05:00:12 PM »
True. We need to remove the obstacle that holds us back or learn to live with mediocrity.


You can buy it on amazon:



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« Reply #15 on: November 08, 2017, 05:13:51 PM »
Rommel, you magnificent bastard, I read your book.
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« Reply #16 on: November 08, 2017, 05:15:50 PM »

You can buy it on amazon:
It's standard issue for any high school coach with a running QB.
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Re: Gus M: Coach Killer
« Reply #17 on: November 09, 2017, 12:19:54 PM »
It's standard issue for any high school coach with a running QB.


Shit, we have one but not the other.
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