Where do you fuckers tailgate? Never met any of you I know but I'd love to pound some beers, smoke too many cigarettes than any one man should, stare at beautiful coeds and act a fool with you guys.
On a side note, my office in Bham is being "strategically reassigned" or some shit (we are shutting the fuck down) and I just took a job back in Auburn. I'm actually moving down next week so get jealous bitches! Oh and if anyone ever needs somewhere to stay/park/leave their girlfriends my door will always be open...