A 24 year old Metairie man claims that AUChizad diddled him 10 years ago, when he was 14.
The man, named Donnie, says he was diddled in the passenger seat of Chizad’s Yugo, behind a gay bar on the outskirts of New Orleans, as he slept.
“I woke up and he was just going at itâ€, said Donnie.
The accusation is true because Donnie voted for Bernie.
Chizzy, as he is affectionately known, is a married man but also a known diddler.