Memphis Presleys @ Houston ZZ Tops
- No, it's not a BBQ contest. Couple decent mid-majors here. We'd all take either coach over what we got. I lean blue tigers in this one and expect the scoreboard to TILT.
Oklahoma State Bemulletted Cowpokers @ Texas LongTimeAgoWeWereGood
- The 'Horns are going to get somebody this year...but ain't gonna be these guys. Too much offense.
LSU Cookie Monsters @ Ole Miss Rebelsharks
- The most Ed O thing ever would be to lose this game. Wishful thinking though. Rebelsharks suck.
Tennessee Volunteer Us a New Coach @ Alabama No Fun F--- You Death Machine
- At least Verne isn't around to nuzzle Saban's nuts on the air this year.
Auburn Mishaps @ Arkansas Hogslops
- Bert still thinks we are his enemy. Gus owns Bert. We win and learn nothing new.
USC Prophylactics @ Notre Dame We Don't Believe in Wrapping Up the Jimmy
- Rawdoggers been running well this year and SoCal QB is a turnover factory but methinks west coast speed > middle america white slowness everyday.