Scarbinsky's 10 Worst Malzahns.

[Snaggletiger]

What the hell happened with Gus?  Is it the pressure of being a head coach at the highest level of college football?  Has that made him delusional?  Scared? What is it?  Because what this quarterback is seeing as I sit in my armchair, is a football coach that's completely lost his way. 

I thought going into this season that he had finally hit on the one thing that may save his job and put Auburn back on the map, his proclamation that he was going to stay out of the way and let the OC he hired take the reins.  We all knew AU had a truck load of talent and all they really needed was direction.  Any direction. And CCL had already shown he could light up the scoreboard.  No telling what he could do with elite level talent.  But I said before the season even started that I just didn't believe Gus could keep his word.  And he didn't!

So now, instead of 7-0, which we should be, and ranked in the top 5, which we would deserve to be, we have 2 shittastic losses that should never have happened and we're an afterthought to the 2017 season discussion.  All because our head coach has lost his frucking mind and can't simply leave it the hell alone.

[The Six]

I thought you were pre-law.

What’s the difference?

[jmar]

  He's a fucktard because he cannot keep us there.  We haven't finished in the Top 25 since we snuck in at 23rd in 2014 -- a season where we were on the verge of making the playoffs. 

Fuck Gus.

Yes, fuck him.

[WiregrassTiger]

Seriously, it's almost as if there are more Gus detractors than supporters on here.

If I didn't know better, I'd assume so. But I know, deep down, most of you still love him. You're just angry right now.

[Snaggletiger]

Seriously, it's almost as if there are more Gus detractors than supporters on here.

If I didn't know better, I'd assume so. But I know, deep down, most of you still love him. You're just angry right now.

All of this shall pass.  It's always darkest at midnight.  Or is it just before the dawn?  But then, that wouldn't technically be correct, would it, because there's usually a little light at that time.

Anyway, speaking of light, there's a light at the end of the tunnel.  And it's brightest just before you lead a horse to water. Or...something.

[WiregrassTiger]

All of this shall pass.  It's always darkest at midnight.  Or is it just before the dawn?  But then, that wouldn't technically be correct, would it, because there's usually a little light at that time.

Anyway, speaking of light, there's a light at the end of the tunnel.  And it's brightest just before you lead a horse to water. Or...something.

You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him ride a train.

[jmar]

What the hell happened with Gus?  Is it the pressure of being a head coach at the highest level of college football?  Has that made him delusional?  Scared? What is it?  Because what this quarterback is seeing as I sit in my armchair, is a football coach that's completely lost his way. 

I thought going into this season that he had finally hit on the one thing that may save his job and put Auburn back on the map, his proclamation that he was going to stay out of the way and let the OC he hired take the reins.  We all knew AU had a truck load of talent and all they really needed was direction.  Any direction. And CCL had already shown he could light up the scoreboard.  No telling what he could do with elite level talent.  But I said before the season even started that I just didn't believe Gus could keep his word.  And he didn't!

So now, instead of 7-0, which we should be, and ranked in the top 5, which we would deserve to be, we have 2 shittastic losses that should never have happened and we're an afterthought to the 2017 season discussion.  All because our head coach has lost his frucking mind and can't simply leave it the hell alone.

Well three head coaches should be vacating their jobs in the SEC West barring their enormous buyouts and at least one from the East. And of all I still think Auburn is a best job.

I don't have any delusions of being able to match Alabama however the goal is to split with them.
Need to beat LSU and UGA more than they beat us. But oh no, we have to raise Orgeron up to Smart level. 
Stomp everyone else's asses.                                                                               
That's places 1-3, not 4th, 5th or worse.

Patterson has two losing seasons in seventeen years.
There are down, rebuilding or reloading years. It's expected and understood.
And no realistically I don't think we get a guy like that but you have to make a very persistent effort.


 
 

[CCTAU]

I'm not sure whether you are disagreeing with me or not. But, just to be clear, you should know this if you don't already.

My hands and feet make that swishing sound just like you hear in Kung fu movies. Whether I am sparring, shadow boxing or in an altercation.

Be aware.

Oh look. He's a Swisher...Sweet...Typical!

[The Prowler]

I'm not sure whether you are disagreeing with me or not. But, just to be clear, you should know this if you don't already.

My hands and feet make that swishing sound just like you hear in Kung fu movies. Whether I am sparring, shadow boxing or in an altercation.

Be aware.

Tae Bo with Billy Blanks doesn't count.

[jmar]

I don not appreciate Scrud bringing this up.

After reading every one of those, I got the same sick feeling inside that I got while watching those games.

NOT COOL!

I made you instantly sick with the Heyward video and terminal with the Skarbinsky post.
I think you could use a pick me up mister.
                                                                 

Yeah I got nothing else.


 

[Godfather]

What the hell happened with Gus?  Is it the pressure of being a head coach at the highest level of college football?  Has that made him delusional?  Scared? What is it?  Because what this quarterback is seeing as I sit in my armchair, is a football coach that's completely lost his way. 

I thought going into this season that he had finally hit on the one thing that may save his job and put Auburn back on the map, his proclamation that he was going to stay out of the way and let the OC he hired take the reins.  We all knew AU had a truck load of talent and all they really needed was direction.  Any direction. And CCL had already shown he could light up the scoreboard.  No telling what he could do with elite level talent.  But I said before the season even started that I just didn't believe Gus could keep his word.  And he didn't!

So now, instead of 7-0, which we should be, and ranked in the top 5, which we would deserve to be, we have 2 shittastic losses that should never have happened and we're an afterthought to the 2017 season discussion.  All because our head coach has lost his frucking mind and can't simply leave it the hell alone.

You should have known that was never going to happen.  Why did he bring Chip Lindsey in here? Chip Lindsey has been an Offensive Coordinator for 3 years...he was Malzahn analyst in 2013.  Gus was never putting the playbook down (Lashlee knew that, that's why he left).  Lindsey was a patsy from the beginning.

[jmar]

You should have known that was never going to happen.  Why did he bring Chip Lindsey in here? Chip Lindsey has been an Offensive Coordinator for 3 years...he was Malzahn analyst in 2013.  Gus was never putting the playbook down (Lashlee knew that, that's why he left).  Lindsey was a patsy from the beginning.

We will never know how good of a play caller Lashlee might have been. He was no QB coach.
Lindsay might be better but how could we know? And Stidham is a very good QB that might not be around as long as we once thought even though Malzahn said (Saturday Down South) that he probably had more freedom than any college QB he's ever had...if you want to believe that or the report from the Spring that Auburn QBs could work with outside QB coaches. I just see a dumbing down of QBs to suit Malzahn's fragile ego. Not going to change.

[Snaggletiger]

You should have known that was never going to happen.  Why did he bring Chip Lindsey in here? Chip Lindsey has been an Offensive Coordinator for 3 years...he was Malzahn analyst in 2013.  Gus was never putting the playbook down (Lashlee knew that, that's why he left).  Lindsey was a patsy from the beginning.

That's what's so frustrating and why he's done as a coach.  Okay, wishful thinking on my part.  I saw a dot  I am a gay twerker that has no balls!!!!  I also have no idea how to use the quote function to post stories, so I annoy the piss out of others.  I like male genatalia in and around my mouth. piece yesterday quoting Gus as saying "No, I'm not frustrated with my coaches."  Let's see if we can translate and simplify that statement with 3 words.

Does.  Not.  Get.

He's lost it and absolutely can't see it. 

[dallaswareagle]

That's what's so frustrating and why he's done as a coach.  Okay, wishful thinking on my part.  I saw a dot  I am a gay twerker that has no balls!!!!  I also have no idea how to use the quote function to post stories, so I annoy the piss out of others.  I like male genatalia in and around my mouth. piece yesterday quoting Gus as saying "No, I'm not frustrated with my coaches."  Let's see if we can translate and simplify that statement with 3 words.

Does.  Not.  Get.

He's lost it and absolutely can't see it.

I have changed my mind, I hope CGM stays.













He is becoming more hated than me.

[WiregrassTiger]

Tae Bo with Billy Blanks doesn't count.

Jeet kune do. Maybe I'll introduce you to it one day.

[Godfather]

Jeet kune do. Maybe I'll introduce you to it one day.

Don't be stealing Bruce's moves.

[Snaggletiger]

I have changed my mind, I hope CGM stays.













He is becoming more hated than me.

   Oh man, I have to hand it to you.  You can come up with some of the most outrageous stuff.

[AUJarhead]

What the hell happened with Gus?  Is it the pressure of being a head coach at the highest level of college football?  Has that made him delusional?  Scared? What is it?  Because what this quarterback is seeing as I sit in my armchair, is a football coach that's completely lost his way. 

He's never been somewhere long enough to fuck up.  He usually gets in there, has a fast turnaround, and then leaves after a year or two.  His stint as AU OC was, prior to his 5 years as Auburn's coach, the longest tenured college job he has had.

[jmar]

He's never been somewhere long enough to fuck up.  He usually gets in there, has a fast turnaround, and then leaves after a year or two.  His stint as AU OC was, prior to his 5 years as Auburn's coach, the longest tenured college job he has had.

Chad called him out for not liking interference from Nutt and Chizik. He became them.
Also read that he and Graham didn't necessarily part ways on good terms.
He pouted like a bitch around Chizik.
 

[Vladimir]

Chad called him out for not liking interference from Nutt and Chizik. He became them.
Also read that he and Graham didn't necessarily part ways on good terms.
He pouted like a bitch around Chizik.

Have trouble understand when you are talk about Chad and when Malzahn.