Dear Santy Claws

[Snaggletiger]

higher ceiling. he has ZERO slack at TCU to fuck up. at a top sec school, you might can lose twice and still get in a playoff.

So, the reverse is, he can lose 2-4 games and miss the playoffs every year at TCU and still make $5 Million per without any fear of repercussions from media or fans?  And still be revered as the best Coach evah!!!

57.  155 wins. Coach 8-9 more years.  Finish with around 230 career wins.  Maybe luck up on a championship or a Final 4 berth or two.  Go to the College Football HOF.  Again, why come to Auburn?

[Kaos]

We could have had Patterson when Jay grease fucked us with Chizik. 
We could have had Patterson when Jay oil fucked us with Malzahn.

He’s not going to give it a third try. 

I don’t want Stoops.  I damn sure don’t want Kelly. I don’t want Gruden

I want to no longer care.

[bottomfeeder]

After the Malzahn buyout, we'll have to remove ourselves from football season for two years just to afford the new AD's salary. Then we must forfeit all promotions including the Under Armour and BSPN deals. Only then can we begin to think about hiring a women's softball coach.

[GH2001]

So, the reverse is, he can lose 2-4 games and miss the playoffs every year at TCU and still make $5 Million per without any fear of repercussions from media or fans?  And still be revered as the best Coach evah!!!

57.  155 wins. Coach 8-9 more years.  Finish with around 230 career wins.  Maybe luck up on a championship or a Final 4 berth or two.  Go to the College Football HOF.  Again, why come to Auburn?

All depends on what he wants I guess. Just loves to coach and wants a safe job while winning and making bank? Then yeah he prob needs to stay put. If he yearns for more shots at titles - conf and playoffs. We may be a better option. I'd personally like to see what he could do with a roster full of blue chippers.

[The Prowler]

We could have had Patterson when Jay grease fucked us with Chizik. 
We could have had Patterson when Jay oil fucked us with Malzahn.

He’s not going to give it a third try. 

I don’t want Stoops.  I damn sure don’t want Kelly. I don’t want Gruden

I want to no longer care.

...what about Leach? Want him? I wouldn't mind that, atleast his pressers would be hilarious. He doesn't know the words "coach speak". Remember when he trashed his whole team, himself included, after a loss (himself included meaning when he said that it was his fault for putting players out there that apparently didn't know what they were doing)?

I just want a coach that doesn't have that "OH MY GOD, this play isn't going to work at all", "I don't know why I called that play again", or "I hope the 1 receiver is somewhat open and not triple covered like last time" look as he folds his arms looking more like Coach Kline than a confident coach.

[GH2001]

...what about Leach? Want him? I wouldn't mind that, atleast his pressers would be hilarious. He doesn't know the words "coach speak". Remember when he trashed his whole team, himself included, after a loss (himself included meaning when he said that it was his fault for putting players out there that apparently didn't know what they were doing)?

I just want a coach that doesn't have that "OH MY GOD, this play isn't going to work at all", "I don't know why I called that play again", or "I hope the 1 receiver is somewhat open and not triple covered like last time" look as he folds his arms looking more like Coach Kline than a confident coach.

[The Prowler]

Exactly.

That's his "Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit" look, then his frantic "damn it why didn't that dive work this time, run it again" flailing arms look.

[jmar]

What would thrill me is to have the word put out that Auburn has a plane landing in Montgomery. 
This would  have all of the media gathered about waiting intently for who steps out.
Waiting...waiting...
Tommy Tuberville, are you shitting me?





Then Tubs quickly gets shuttled away only to be named the new AD instead of the head coach.





From there we likely get a real search for the right head coach.
I wouldn't mind if he pulled a Barry Alvarez and took to the sidelines until it was finalized.

[RottenBottom]

What would thrill me is to have the word put out that Auburn has a plane landing in Montgomery. 
This would  have all of the media gathered about waiting intently for who steps out.
Waiting...waiting...
Tommy Tuberville, are you shitting me?





Then Tubs quickly gets shuttled away only to be named the new AD instead of the head coach.





From there we likely get a real search for the right head coach.
I wouldn't mind if he pulled a Barry Alvarez and took to the sidelines until it was finalized.

Tubs has great connections and always seemed to find great D Coordinators. I assume it would be the same if he was looking for a head coach.

[AUChizad]

What would thrill me is to have the word put out that Auburn has a plane landing in Montgomery. 
This would  have all of the media gathered about waiting intently for who steps out.
Waiting...waiting...
Tommy Tuberville, are you shitting me?





Then Tubs quickly gets shuttled away only to be named the new AD instead of the head coach.





From there we likely get a real search for the right head coach.
I wouldn't mind if he pulled a Barry Alvarez and took to the sidelines until it was finalized.

I 100% agree. I wish whoever were in charge would pull the trigger on this NOW. We need an AD in place to hire a coach. Not an AD who's on his way out or an interim. We need a real replacement before we can think of hiring a new coach.

Tuberville. Today. Make it happen, Leath.

[WiregrassTiger]

I 100% agree. I wish whoever were in charge would pull the trigger on this NOW. We need an AD in place to hire a coach. Not an AD who's on his way out or an interim. We need a real replacement before we can think of hiring a new coach.

Tuberville. Today. Make it happen, Leath.

Yeah, I'm sure Leath will get right on that. After, of course, he consults with Lightfoot..

He knows better than to actually make a decision before consulting counsel. He's got a lifetime job at stake here. Forget what's best for AU. What's the safest?

[jmar]

Good God the local news is showing Tuberville (just now) on the screen while I'm waiting in a lobby.

[WiregrassTiger]

Good God the local news is showing Tuberville (just now) on the screen while I'm waiting in a lobby.

And?

Did your computer shut down like cct's?

You old guys apparently can't complete a thought.

[jmar]

And?

Did your computer shut down like cct's?

You old guys apparently can't complete a thought.

The sound was turned down and probably something around September 12th when Tubs spoke about quick triggers.
They just turned the pot on low to allow for a long simmer.
As you were.

[CCTAU]

And?

Did your computer shut down like cct's?

You old guys apparently can't complete a thought.

This was the point, you. you young dumb and full of the clean end punk:
GET OFF MY LAWN!

Political Correctness is a doctrine, recently fostered by a delusional, illogical minority and promoted by a sick mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a piece of shit by clean end!

[WiregrassTiger]

Unbelievable. I needed to pick up some grocery items today, so I was standing in line at Publix.

[jmar]

Unbelievable. I needed to pick up some grocery items today, so I was standing in line at Publix.

You're being overcharged.
Have a nice day.

[AUTiger1]

Can we please put the Tubs for AD talk to rest?  How does anyone think he would make a great AD? 

[Snaggletiger]

Can we please put the Tubs for AD talk to rest?  How does anyone think he would make a great AD?

Been wondering that myself.  The only time the man went into business, and there is a huge business aspect to the AD job, he got sued for fraud within a year and had to settle with investors.   

[RottenBottom]

Been wondering that myself.  The only time the man went into business, and there is a huge business aspect to the AD job, he got sued for fraud within a year and had to settle with investors.   

Settling for fraud is better than having an employee arrested by the FBI.