I try really hard not to give a fuck. But I love Auburn. Auburn football has been a big part of my life for as long as I can remember. One of my earliest memories is of sitting on the top bunk in the dark of my bedroom straining to hear the AU Radio Network while my parents and grandparents listened to Auburn - LSU in the living room. I think we lost that night, too. Would have been 69 or 70 I think.
I've always loved Auburn. But this is making me not care. I spent parts of a couple of seasons not watching, not caring, not paying very much attention at all. I was happier.
Gus Malzahn has wrung the life out of this game for me. His wooden stupidity is forcing me to give no shits at all. I don't like the frustrated rage that I feel at watching his stupid rat face try to ring the same damn bell over and over and over.
We. Have. More. Than.One.Fucking.Player.
He's never known that. We ran Tre Mason until his brain was mush. then we ran him 54 more times. When unborn babies are screaming out of the womb "Kerryon's going to run it!" He still runs the same fucking piece of shit play.
I hate the feeling of helplessness I feel watching the team I love bumble fuck around on the field. At least four or five times a season we look absolutely nothing like a college football team.
That's because we are a fucking high school team.
Fuck you, Jay Jacobs.