AUBURN V. RIVER RATS Yaw Yaw and Farmer Fran thread... post often.

[jmar]

Something tells me this will be closer but we should beat these fucks by 17 or more.
Drinking is encouraged. 

[jmar]

OMG we are so much better prepared than this bunch. We just need to keep leaning on them for a collapse.

[oldautiger]

Get away from that Gawd damn mildcat bullshit

[RottenBottom]

LSU momentum looks to have dropped some. Need a big drive to completely drain their morale.

[bgreene]

Our play calling has become meh at best!

[Buzz Killington]

When we lose this game, I want to be driving the moving van to get Gus the hell out of Auburn.

[Buzz Killington]

And yes...I said when.

[RottenBottom]

Congratulations Gus. You just lost to a man who doesn’t even know how to talk. I hope he gets his man boobs out of town by tomorrow morning.

[oldautiger]

Gus has added to his resume
How to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.
He already has a complete essay on how to save the other coaches jobs, coming up he will save Fat Bert and Sumlins ass.

[Kaos]

When we lose this game, I want to be driving the moving van to get Gus the hell out of Auburn.

Start driving. 

[RottenBottom]

Going back to what I said earlier this year. I hope Gus loses them all. And with how hey played today, they might!  Bring Petrino in now. Jet gate Gus’s ass.

[Buzz Killington]

Start driving.

Heading to the U-Haul store now.

[The Prowler]

So the gameplan was Wildcat, 50 yard bombs, a couple of screens...smh.

[WiregrassTiger]

Out coached by Yaw. Without question.

He won it with special teams and big plays. All he needed since all he had to worry about was the dive.

Please fire Gus. Please.

[Kaos]

We will lose to A&M, UGA and UA. 

8-5 at best. 

I can’t care any more.  I’m sick of getting my guts stomped out

[Snaggletiger]

I said this in texts to a couple of you during the game. I have long since stopped getting so emotional one way or another over a football game.  But this is the exception.  I haven't been this pissed off at AU football since we quit as a team in 2012.  This was the icing on the cake.  This was the cherry on the sundae.  This was every reason wrapped up in one neat, tidy package that explains why Gus Malzahn is in so far over his head that it's embarrassing.

He has been for 3 years now.  No reason to point out the obvious.  Even Gary Danielson was on the verge of making fun of the guy.  All of you that ask, "Well who could we get that's better?"  Eat a dick!!!  I promise you, if we could start this season over and hire even someone like Pat Fitzgerald from Northwestern to run this offense with the incredible amount of talent we have, I'd fly to Vegas and drop $25K on us making the playoffs.  Does anyone REALLY believe there's not better out there?  Do you really think we'd go the way of Ole Miss or Nebraska with someone else?  Fuck sake.  17 straight runs up the middle on first down? 

This had Gus Malzahn stamped alllllllll over it.  I said earlier in the year.  We'll start going good and he won't be able to keep his retarded ass out of it.  27-23 LSU.  EXHIBIT #1 your Honor.  Kaos, please give me one of your patented, "It looked like an epileptic monkey trying to jack off the Geico lizard while having a seizure in a pool full of jello" takes. 

I'll go to the rest of the home games.  Only to be around Auburn people and enjoy a day on the Plains.  But count me in from this point forward as someone firmly in the camp of running that SOB out of town as soon as possible.  Won't happen, though. We still have an AD who can survive any GAWT DAMN thing.

I'm pissed!!!       

[AUTiger1]

I said this in texts to a couple of you during the game. I have long since stopped getting so emotional one way or another over a football game.  But this is the exception.  I haven't been this pissed off at AU football since we quit as a team in 2012.  This was the icing on the cake.  This was the cherry on the sundae.  This was every reason wrapped up in one neat, tidy package that explains why Gus Malzahn is in so far over his head that it's embarrassing.

He has been for 3 years now.  No reason to point out the obvious.  Even Gary Danielson was on the verge of making fun of the guy.  All of you that ask, "Well who could we get that's better?"  Eat a dick!!!  I promise you, if we could start this season over and hire even someone like Pat Fitzgerald from Northwestern to run this offense with the incredible amount of talent we have, I'd fly to Vegas and drop $25K on us making the playoffs.  Does anyone REALLY believe there's not better out there?  Do you really think we'd go the way of Ole Miss or Nebraska with someone else?  Fuck sake.  17 straight runs up the middle on first down? 

This had Gus Malzahn stamped alllllllll over it.  I said earlier in the year.  We'll start going good and he won't be able to keep his retarded ass out of it.  27-23 LSU.  EXHIBIT #1 your Honor.  Kaos, please give me one of your patented, "It looked like an epileptic monkey trying to jack off the Geico lizard while having a seizure in a pool full of jello" takes. 

I'll go to the rest of the home games.  Only to be around Auburn people and enjoy a day on the Plains.  But count me in from this point forward as someone firmly in the camp of running that SOB out of town as soon as possible.  Won't happen, though. We still have an AD who can survive any GAWT DAMN thing.

I'm pissed!!!       

^^
This.

[WiregrassTiger]

I said this in texts to a couple of you during the game. I have long since stopped getting so emotional one way or another over a football game.  But this is the exception.  I haven't been this pissed off at AU football since we quit as a team in 2012.  This was the icing on the cake.  This was the cherry on the sundae.  This was every reason wrapped up in one neat, tidy package that explains why Gus Malzahn is in so far over his head that it's embarrassing.

He has been for 3 years now.  No reason to point out the obvious.  Even Gary Danielson was on the verge of making fun of the guy.  All of you that ask, "Well who could we get that's better?"  Eat a dick!!!  I promise you, if we could start this season over and hire even someone like Pat Fitzgerald from Northwestern to run this offense with the incredible amount of talent we have, I'd fly to Vegas and drop $25K on us making the playoffs.  Does anyone REALLY believe there's not better out there?  Do you really think we'd go the way of Ole Miss or Nebraska with someone else?  Fuck sake.  17 straight runs up the middle on first down? 

This had Gus Malzahn stamped alllllllll over it.  I said earlier in the year.  We'll start going good and he won't be able to keep his retarded ass out of it.  27-23 LSU.  EXHIBIT #1 your Honor.  Kaos, please give me one of your patented, "It looked like an epileptic monkey trying to jack off the Geico lizard while having a seizure in a pool full of jello" takes. 

I'll go to the rest of the home games.  Only to be around Auburn people and enjoy a day on the Plains.  But count me in from this point forward as someone firmly in the camp of running that SOB out of town as soon as possible.  Won't happen, though. We still have an AD who can survive any GAWT DAMN thing.

I'm pissed!!!       

Yeah, but who could we get that's better?

[WiregrassTiger]

We will lose to A&M, UGA and UA. 

8-5 at best. 

I can’t care any more.  I’m sick of getting my guts stomped out

^^Doesen't care.

[Snaggletiger]

Sean White was dismissed from the team for "Making poor decisions."  Was Sean making $5 million a year?