fudge al.com in the mouf with a goat aids infected richard, part 3,289

[Buzz Killington]

How far down is the Asa Martin commitment? 

Below a two-day old story about "utter freakshow" moron playing DL for Alabama
Below "Clint Meyers resigns"
Below Alabama practice report
Below "Reuben Foster asks dad how could you?"
Below Mexico travel warning
Below story about the eclipse
Below Academy Sports recall of crawfish boiler
Below a slideshow of the most hated food in every Southern state
Below things you'll find in an Alabama alley
Below 13 most interesting grave sites
Below Most requested recipes from Birmingham restaurants

Yeah.  There's no bias at all.

I'm sure it will move up the chain when he flips.

[Godfather]

How far down is the Asa Martin commitment? 

Below a two-day old story about "utter freakshow" moron playing DL for Alabama
Below "Clint Meyers resigns"
Below Alabama practice report
Below "Reuben Foster asks dad how could you?"
Below Mexico travel warning
Below story about the eclipse
Below Academy Sports recall of crawfish boiler
Below a slideshow of the most hated food in every Southern state
Below things you'll find in an Alabama alley
Below 13 most interesting grave sites
Below Most requested recipes from Birmingham restaurants

Yeah.  There's no bias at all.

Where are you looking because on their sports page it's number 1?

[Snaggletiger]

Where are you looking because on their sports page it's number 1?

Not if you're reading from the bottom up.

[Godfather]

Not if you're reading from the bottom up.

[Kaos]

Where are you looking because on their sports page it's number 1?

I never go to their sports page.  I only go to the main page.  Then I throw up and look at porn.

[ssgaufan]

I never go to their sports page.  I only go to the main page.  Then I throw up and look at porn.

That's a really weird fetish.

[Godfather]

That's a really weird fetish.

I audibly chortled.

[Kaos]

I audibly chortled.

Our beatwriter doing work. 

http://www.al.com/sports/index.ssf/2017/08/auburns_4_statements_regarding.html#incart_river_mobileshort_home

 

FWIW, Mark Heim alternating between gleefully giggling it up and dramatically intoning. "Incredibly damning. Just another in a long history of incidents at Auburn." 

Meanwhile the player who was shot at Alabama "pretty clearly an innocent bystander..."

Problems with both. 

A walk on who was cut makes claims.  Everybody guilty. Burn it down.
A major fixture at Bama shot. It wasn't him. 

The news cycle is vicious.  I'm going to guess the truth lies somewhere in the middle for both.  Corey was a douche.  But nobody complained until some chick got scorned. 

The bama kid was in the middle of it.  But not actively shooting at people.

[Kaos]

http://www.al.com/sports/index.ssf/2017/09/tommy_tuberville_can_relate_wi.html#incart_river_home?li_source=base&li_medium=default-widget

Mark Heim is an asshole.

Hey, remember when those Auburn trustees went after Tuberville?  It's the same thing as Sumlin.  Remember?

[Kaos]

http://www.al.com/alabamafootball/index.ssf/2017/09/tracking_alabama_transfers_how.html#incart_river_home_pop?li_source=base&li_medium=default-widget

Hey, remember all those players that got processed or thought they were too good to sit the bench at Alabama?  They suck!  Here's a list of how bad all of them suck at their new schools.  LOSERS! 

[Kaos]

http://www.al.com/sports/index.ssf/2017/10/trent_richardson_more_producti.html

Play by play coverage of that waste of peanut butter, TeeRent Richardson in the CFL.

Several Auburn players have thrived and are thriving in the frozen north.

Nobody gives a fuck about Trent