Commercial people I hate

[WiregrassTiger]

At eight seconds...is the chick thinking dork or dick?

That dude resembles a penis...with ears.

[Buzz Killington]

Flutie's in!

[CCTAU]

How old is this?
I just assumed Snags has recently started wearing an AU hat everywhere!

[Godfather]

That's not gold.  That's urine.

You take 2nd place in the internets for yesterday.

[Godfather]

Yuk it up, laughing boy.  We've raked in the cash from the Wiggly.

-$35

[Godfather]

Is that Alan Alda narrating?  You can't hide money $$$

[WiregrassTiger]

You take 2nd place in the internets for yesterday.

Just so I'll know what you're
looking for, for future reference, what did my penis with ears post not have?

I gotta tell you, when I came back to tally up my Likes for the day, I was sorely disappoint. Not a single one on that post.

I just want to be the best that I can be.

[Snaggletiger]

How old is this?
I just assumed Snags has recently started wearing an AU hat everywhere!

How old is this?  You mean the Jan2007 caption didn't give you at least something to go on?

[Godfather]

How old is this?  You mean the Jan2007 caption didn't give you at least something to go on?

He's an old man your newfangled videos frighten and confuse him.

[Snaggletiger]

He's an old man your newfangled videos frighten and confuse him.

When I see my image on the security camera at the country club, I wonder, are they stealing my soul? I get so upset, I hop out of my Range Rover, and run across the fairway to the clubhouse, where I get Carlos to make me one of those martinis he's so famous for, to soothe my primitive caveman brain.

[AUJarhead]

When I see my image on the security camera at the country club, I wonder, are they stealing my soul? I get so upset, I hop out of my Range Rover, and run across the fairway to the clubhouse, where I get Carlos to make me one of those martinis he's so famous for, to soothe my primitive caveman brain.

Does Porterhouse shine your shoes, too, Judge?

[Godfather]

Does Porterhouse shine your shoes, too, Judge?

Only with a fine chamois 

[CCTAU]

When I see my image on the security camera at the country club, I wonder, are they stealing my soul? I get so upset, I hop out of my Range Rover, and run across the fairway to the clubhouse, where I get Carlos to make me one of those martinis he's so famous for, to soothe my primitive caveman brain.

Is that the big white country club I see on the way to PCB?

[Snaggletiger]

Is that the big white country club I see on the way to PCB?

White?  It's always about race with you.  We have a couple of members that I think are part Canadian.

[Kaos]

Just for the record? 

Lawyer ads I hate:

Alabama Hammer.  What a freaking clown.

Weasel Will Return My Calls!  No.

Morris Bart.  His face is atrocious. I want to punch it repeatedly with an axe handle, but somebody beat me to it.

Dean Waite.  He sucks.

[WiregrassTiger]

Just for the record? 

Lawyer ads I hate:

Alabama Hammer.  What a freaking clown.

Weasel Will Return My Calls!  No.

Morris Bart.  His face is atrocious. I want to punch it repeatedly with an axe handle, but somebody beat me to it.

Dean Waite.  He sucks.

Look here dude, I'll take a lot of stuff but not your talking about the hammer.

He'll beat your ass to a sodie water finish, no joke. And he's THE first to call when you're in a wreck and need a check. No opinion on the rest really. Alexander Shinaharrana is probably 2nd to hammer.

[GH2001]

Just for the record? 

Lawyer ads I hate:

Alabama Hammer.  What a freaking clown.

Weasel Will Return My Calls!  No.

Morris Bart.  His face is atrocious. I want to punch it repeatedly with an axe handle, but somebody beat me to it.

Dean Waite.  He sucks.

He only goes for the big bucks

[jmar]

The title/pay day loan commercials are 2nd only to the ambulance chasers.
Make America Great Again- free us of this scourge.

[jmar]

That dude resembles a penis...with ears.

But it cares.

[djsimp]