Commercial people I hate

[Kaos]

I hate commercials in general, but there are a few people in them I despise in particular. 


1) The stupid fat black woman on the Ancestry DNA commercial who "finds out" she's 26% Swahooli or something and then puts on a giant ribbon hat.  I'm 26% Dutch but I'm not tap dancing in wooden clogs.  She should celebrate her Americanism, not the big ribbon hat.

2) The woman who looks like a turd bomb blew up and speckled her face in the 23 and Me commercial.  She's horrible looking.  She seems nice, but I can't look at her. 

3) The otherwise cute girl who sticks in her IUD and then sashays to meet some guy in the street. 

4) The box you poop in.  I hate the talking poop box. 

5) The dude cleaning out his windpipe in the no smoking commercials.  I nearly vomited the first time I saw that. 

[AUJarhead]

Nick Saban telling that poor girl she can't buy a dress.  Eat a dick, Nick.

[WiregrassTiger]

Nick Saban telling that poor girl she can't buy a dress.  Eat a dick, Nick.

That dress is $600. He's just trying to help.

[Godfather]

That dress is $600. He's just trying to help.

He should buy it for her....cheap bastard.

[Snaggletiger]

Any Flex Seal infomercial with Phil Swift.

[Godfather]

Folks that make outrageous claims like my problems are their problems and they don't sleep at night so we can.

[GH2001]

Folks that make outrageous claims like my problems are their problems and they don't sleep at night so we can.

Do they care?

[Snaggletiger]

Folks that make outrageous claims like my problems are their problems and they don't sleep at night so we can.

I don't care about your problems.  Unless you pay up front. 

[Godfather]

I don't care about your problems.  Unless you pay up front.

Emma cared about my aching psoriasis. 

[GH2001]

Emma cared about my aching psoriasis.

Something fierce.

[ssgaufan]

The damn Sonic guys. 

[Snaggletiger]

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[CCTAU]

Any Flex Seal infomercial with Phil Swift.

BITCH. That's the only reason my aluminum boat don't sink!

#leavemyfishingalone

[GH2001]

BITCH. That's the only reason my aluminum don't don't sink!

#leavemyfishingalone

That'll cost ya thoousssannnndss!!

[Buzz Killington]

That guy that does the Nationwide jingle with the other popular guy

[Kaos]

That guy that does the Nationwide jingle with the other popular guy

Yeah, that cowboy hat twerp is pretty annoying, but he's just some jimbo they grabbed off a karaoke stage at Shithole's Diner.  He's just trying to make a few pennies to buy some more Bud Light and a pack of Marlboro Reds.  Can't really hold that against him too much.

[GH2001]

Fukin FLO.

But I'd like to see more of the cute AT&T girl. Lucy maybe?

[Snaggletiger]

That guy that does the Nationwide jingle with the other popular guy

I will thump your left ear, super hard. 

[Snaggletiger]

The Geico Lizard.

[Godfather]

That guy that does the Nationwide jingle with the other popular guy

What the hell is wrong with this thread