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Saturday Foosball
« on: September 23, 2017, 01:07:00 PM »
The 6 pound Boston Butt is 4 hours on the Green Egg, low and slow.  One IPA in.

So, we wallowed around against Mercer last Saturday.  Tennessee fans may have that same sinking feeling.  Just scored their first TD to go up 7-0 with 4:00 minutes left in the first half.  It's UMass.  0-4 UMass.  Widely regarded as the worst team in D1.

Check that.  UMass just scored.  7-6

Flipping channels and stopped briefly to try and figure out why Texas A&M was playing Ohio State.  What the holy fruckity fruck are you doing Arkansas? Must be working though.  Up 21-10.  Somebody gone get Les Miles'd.
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Re: Saturday Foosball
« Reply #1 on: September 23, 2017, 01:48:37 PM »
Chicken wings just went on the primo to smile for a few hours.  Should be ready about game time.  just opened the 3rd Miller Lite and watching NC State give it o FSU.

Hope they hang on in the 2nd half
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Re: Saturday Foosball
« Reply #2 on: September 23, 2017, 03:32:20 PM »
UT hangs on to beat mighty UMass at home 17-13.

NC State takes care of FSU 28-21 in Doak Campbell

Neither Arky or A&M have ever heard of the word, "Defense".  Horrible.  And Fat Bert is wearing an old gray sweatshirt, looking like he's getting ready to swill a 12-pack and slam wings and fries.
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Re: Saturday Foosball
« Reply #3 on: September 23, 2017, 04:32:14 PM »
Dayum look at Vandy...














...being Vandy.
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Re: Saturday Foosball
« Reply #4 on: September 23, 2017, 04:38:01 PM »
So much for a Vandy being worth a shit
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Re: Saturday Foosball
« Reply #5 on: September 23, 2017, 05:36:03 PM »
La. Tech up on the Gamecocks 13-7 with 11:00 to go in the game..

Toledo beating The U 16-10 in the 2nd half.

TCU up by 10 on I'm 40, I'm a man. 

Clemson and BC tied 7-7 in the 2nd half. 

Might be some crazy shit going on.
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Re: Saturday Foosball
« Reply #6 on: September 23, 2017, 06:31:11 PM »
Huntingdon College beat Ferrum 31-28.
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Re: Saturday Foosball
« Reply #7 on: September 23, 2017, 06:41:58 PM »

Might be some crazy shit going on.


I don't want to be part of this come 10:00 tonight!
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Saturday Foosball
« Reply #8 on: September 23, 2017, 07:54:24 PM »
Huntingdon College beat Ferrum 31-28.
Ferrum just can't get over the hump.
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Re: Saturday Foosball
« Reply #9 on: September 23, 2017, 08:18:31 PM »
We finally look this week how we should have looked last week.
Mizzou's defense SUCKS!


Stidham still shits the bed at the slightest inkling of pressure!


Kmart sighting!
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Saturday Foosball
« Reply #10 on: September 23, 2017, 11:42:55 PM »
We finally look this week how we should have looked last week.
Mizzou's defense SUCKS!


Stidham still shits the bed at the slightest inkling of pressure!


Kmart sighting!

Didn't see that at all tonight.  Only problem with JS is that he needs to get his ass on the ground sooner and don't take so much punishment.  BTW, in the last two games:

45-54  582 Yards 1 TD 1INT (Not his fault)

I can live with what Stidham is doing right now.
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Re: Saturday Foosball
« Reply #11 on: September 23, 2017, 11:47:09 PM »
Don't look now but we are not as bad as most thought.  Carry on my wayward son makes a difference
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Re: Saturday Foosball
« Reply #12 on: September 23, 2017, 11:54:37 PM »
Didn't see that at all tonight.  Only problem with JS is that he needs to get his ass on the ground sooner and don't take so much punishment.  BTW, in the last two games:

45-54  582 Yards 1 TD 1INT (Not his fault)

I can live with what Stidham is doing right now.


It only happened a few of times in the first quarter.  (That was the only time they got pressure).
He immediately dropped his head and started crawling out. Never once looked downfield for an outlet. Same stuff he's done all season.
He is not getting any better at it.
And if you think we are going to give him time to throw like he got tonight, well, I think we all know that Ain't happening!


We played a shitty defense tonight. We won't be that lucky with any other SEC team.


If he can't keep his eyes downfield and get a few of those dumped off, we will look like we did against Clemson.
Our season truly rests on how he handles pressure.
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Saturday Foosball
« Reply #13 on: September 23, 2017, 11:57:03 PM »
Don't look now but we are not as bad as most thought.  Carry on my wayward son makes a difference


2.7 ypc against a shitty defense.


Would a combo of Kmart and Miller have been as effective?
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Saturday Foosball
« Reply #14 on: September 24, 2017, 12:08:45 AM »

It only happened a few of times in the first quarter.  (That was the only time they got pressure).
He immediately dropped his head and started crawling out. Never once looked downfield for an outlet. Same stuff he's done all season.
He is not getting any better at it.
And if you think we are going to give him time to throw like he got tonight, well, I think we all know that Ain't happening!


We played a shitty defense tonight. We won't be that lucky with any other SEC team.


If he can't keep his eyes downfield and get a few of those dumped off, we will look like we did against Clemson.
Our season truly rests on how he handles pressure.

I'll defer to your judgment since you've been there, done that.  The average Joe fan in me sees a guy who has only thrown 9 incompletions in 2 games.  I saw a QB that was far more decisive than anytime to date.  Granted, I'd rather see him throw it away than bust his ass for a first down, but I thought he made cleaner, quicker decisions tonight. 

My only real gripe tonight was the few times we went full Malzahn Tard and continued to hand the ball off up the middle incessantly.  But to their credit, they got away from that and did some pretty innovative stuff offensively.  Got Kam and Malik involved heavily in the running game.   
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Re: Saturday Foosball
« Reply #15 on: September 24, 2017, 12:16:01 AM »
Did we burn a redshirt on Miller? 

He didn't look much like a QB.
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Re: Saturday Foosball
« Reply #16 on: September 24, 2017, 12:39:05 AM »
I'll defer to your judgment since you've been there, done that.  The average Joe fan in me sees a guy who has only thrown 9 incompletions in 2 games.  I saw a QB that was far more decisive than anytime to date.  Granted, I'd rather see him throw it away than bust his ass for a first down, but I thought he made cleaner, quicker decisions tonight. 

My only real gripe tonight was the few times we went full Malzahn Tard and continued to hand the ball off up the middle incessantly.  But to their credit, they got away from that and did some pretty innovative stuff offensively.  Got Kam and Malik involved heavily in the running game.


I'm not even bitching about the lack of TD passes. LOL. I saw where somebody mentioned that. They hit SW hard with that one. I don't give a rats ass about that as long as we get down there and score.


As for his performance, don't get me wrong, you give the kid time, he will eat you alive.
And my only knock on him is the lack of performance under pressure.
I was hoping a coach would work on him keeping his head up and not panicking.(do we have a QB coach?)


He looked great tonight, unless under pressure. If he learns to keep his head up and dump a few of those off, we will break some defenses.


He throws about the best ball I have seen in a long time.


I wonder if the WRs got open because he had a lot of time to throw, or they are getting better, or if the defense was just shitty. Regardless it was damn nice to see open WRs for a change!
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Five statements of WISDOM
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2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

Re: Saturday Foosball
« Reply #17 on: September 24, 2017, 02:08:06 AM »
The best thing I saw tonight was this older gentleman, maybe mid-60s, about 4 or 5 rows in front of us. When we scored early in the 3rd, he stood up, reached into his pocket, pulled out a white handkerchief, waved it over his head, and then left.
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Re: Saturday Foosball
« Reply #18 on: September 24, 2017, 06:33:32 AM »
Was happy that we spread it around much more, utilizing the backs to their strengths. That was a positive step. Realize Missou is weak right now but still it was on the road and we weren't as sloppy.
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Re: Saturday Foosball
« Reply #19 on: September 24, 2017, 09:44:27 AM »
Don't look now but we are not as bad as most thought.  Carry on my wayward son makes a difference

But mizzou is.
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