Missouri Game

[Snaggletiger]

Ah yeah, the girls in Manhattan shame the southern girls in Athens. Nice choice.

The girls in Athens all smell like decaying ass.

[CCTAU]

The girls in Athens all smell like decaying ass.

That's because they don't wash between guys!

[WiregrassTiger]

That's because they don't wash between guys!

Did you wash your sausage off after You tailgated with Snags?

[CCTAU]

Did you wash your sausage off after You tailgated with Snags?

Jealousy looks good on you!

[Godfather]

Is George Clinton and the Parliament Funkadelic playing?

Hogwally FTW...shame on the rest of you fuckers.

+50

[dallaswareagle]

Is George Clinton and the Parliament Funkadelic playing?

Either way, Auburn beats the piss out of Mizzou, they are turrble.

Hogs win in Jerry world with our super-keen new uniforms, then stop by and slash DallasWareagle's tires on the way out of town for good measure.

K beats Fla so I can make fun of my neighbors for losing to a basketball school.

I guess pissing away a good lead took it out of you, my tires were ok Sunday morning. 

[bottomfeeder]

Going with one of my Mizzou buddies.

Smack talk this week has been about which group of Tigers sucks worse.

80/face value tickets going for half that on stubhub.

Your warnmeter just spiked. Here, have some Kool-aid.

[Snaggletiger]

Going with one of my Mizzou buddies.

Smack talk this week has been about which group of Tigers sucks worse.

80/face value tickets going for half that on stubhub.

Report, please.  What was the stadium, atmosphere etc. like?  Were the fans pissed or just resigned to the fact that they suck?

[dallaswareagle]

Report, please.  What was the stadium, atmosphere etc. like?  Were the fans pissed or just resigned to the fact that they suck?

And was there a safe space big enough to hold all them? cause I am sure they needed one.

[AUJarhead]

Report, please.  What was the stadium, atmosphere etc. like?  Were the fans pissed or just resigned to the fact that they suck?

Honestly, I've been to Conference USA games that had better atmosphere.  Stadium was...  nice..  I guess.  It couldn't have been more than 60% full. 

Fans were really nice.  Plenty of tailgate invites, and yes, resigned to the face that they suck.  Told us how happy they are to be in the SEC, and that we should come back when they are competitive.  Inside the stadium, and we were on the alumni side, no shoot talking from fans, but again, I expect that's because we opened a can of whup ass on them.  Even the late hit on Stidham and the mystery fumble didn't get too many grumbles "if we get those calls, just prolongs the inevitable"

They do a cheer on first down where the announcer yells out "M-I-Z" and the crowd responds "Z-O-U" and it was flat out sad to hear the crowd yell it.  The player that brought the most excitement was the punter, who got MVP cheers.

By the third quarter, my MU buddy asked for the keys to the car, so he could go drink.

Traffic wise, took about 20 minutes to get on the interstate, and we were literally parked across the street in the athletic complex parking lot (would be like parking at Haley Center).  There is a Popeye's about 3 blocks from the stadium. 

[Snaggletiger]

Honestly, I've been to Conference USA games that had better atmosphere.  Stadium was...  nice..  I guess.  It couldn't have been more than 60% full. 

Fans were really nice.  Plenty of tailgate invites, and yes, resigned to the face that they suck.  Told us how happy they are to be in the SEC, and that we should come back when they are competitive.  Inside the stadium, and we were on the alumni side, no shoot talking from fans, but again, I expect that's because we opened a can of whup ass on them.  Even the late hit on Stidham and the mystery fumble didn't get too many grumbles "if we get those calls, just prolongs the inevitable"

They do a cheer on first down where the announcer yells out "M-I-Z" and the crowd responds "Z-O-U" and it was flat out sad to hear the crowd yell it.  The player that brought the most excitement was the punter, who got MVP cheers.

By the third quarter, my MU buddy asked for the keys to the car, so he could go drink.

Traffic wise, took about 20 minutes to get on the interstate, and we were literally parked across the street in the athletic complex parking lot (would be like parking at Haley Center).  There is a Popeye's about 3 blocks from the stadium.

Party foul!!!  You didn't carry into the game?

[AUJarhead]

Party foul!!!  You didn't carry into the game?

He didn't have any left.  Getting blown out 31-7 at the half tends to do that.

[Snaggletiger]

He didn't have any left.  Getting blown out 31-7 at the half tends to do that.

I'll allow it.

[Kaos]

I complained about the MIZ - ZOU cheer after the SEC CG in 2013. 

Almost sparked a fight when we started adding M-O-U-S-E.  That was my idea and actually starting to gain traction.

[AUJarhead]

I complained about the MIZ - ZOU cheer after the SEC CG in 2013. 

Almost sparked a fight when we started adding M-O-U-S-E.  That was my idea and actually starting to gain traction.

My Illinois friends alter it to MIZ-OUT during College Basketball Season.

[Godfather]

SHE SAID NOOOO,
NO MEANS NO!
SHE SAID NOOOO,
NO MEANS NO!

(* done to FSU chant)

[Kaos]

SHE SAID NOOOO,
NO MEANS NO!
SHE SAID NOOOO,
NO MEANS NO!

(* done to FSU chant)

I got asked to leave a family reunion for singing this one:

Fuck Alabama, redneck fucks
fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck fuck, fuck, fuck, fucktity fuck
Go fuck your mother, if she shaves
Or go fuck your granny if she's not in the grave
If you can't fuck your mother, that's a shame
Maybe fuck your sister, it works out just the same
Fuck off, fuck off, fuck offffff, then...


I never got any further.  Was silenced.

[Buzz Killington]

That one's kinda catchy

[Snaggletiger]

I got asked to leave a family reunion for singing this one:

Fuck Alabama, redneck fucks
fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck fuck, fuck, fuck, fucktity fuck
Go fuck your mother, if she shaves
Or go fuck your granny if she's not in the grave
If you can't fuck your mother, that's a shame
Maybe fuck your sister, it works out just the same
Fuck off, fuck off, fuck offffff, then...


I never got any further.  Was silenced.

How did I immediately recognize that as sung to the tune of the Allerbammer fight song?