2017 haiku

"Haiku" is a traditional form of Japanese poetry. 1.) Haiku poems consist of 3 lines. 2.) The first and last lines of a Haiku have 5 syllables 3.) and the middle line has 7 syllables. The lines rarely rhyme."

Oh nay nay. It has three. fucking. rules. And that's 2 too many for me to remember.

GH2001 · « **Reply #13 on:** September 15, 2017, 09:42:23 AM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on September 15, 2017, 09:25:44 AM

"Haiku" is a traditional form of Japanese poetry. 1.) Haiku poems consist of 3 lines. 2.) The first and last lines of a Haiku have 5 syllables 3.) and the middle line has 7 syllables. The lines rarely rhyme."

Oh nay nay. It has three. fucking. rules. And that's 2 too many for me to remember.

Snags said fuck it and pulled a 7-5-6 on us.

Rebel. I'm telling Judy. And Emma.

AUJarhead · « **Reply #14 on:** September 15, 2017, 09:50:37 AM »

Quote from: GH2001 on September 15, 2017, 09:42:23 AM

Snags said fudge it and pulled a 7-5-6 on us.

Rebel. I'm telling Judy. And Emma.

He should spend that 35 bucks on poem writing lessons.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #15 on:** September 15, 2017, 09:56:34 AM »

Quote from: AUJarhead on September 15, 2017, 09:50:37 AM

He should spend that 35 bucks on poem writing lessons.

I will squeeze your left trapezius muscle VERY hard. Do you know how bad that hurts when someone really digs their fingers under the trap? I brought Evan Figglemeister to his knees in the 6th grade and I didn't even have to squeeze that hard. You just think about that for a while.

Let that be a warning to the rest of you too.

GH2001 · « **Reply #16 on:** September 15, 2017, 10:04:36 AM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on September 15, 2017, 09:56:34 AM

I will squeeze your left trapezius muscle VERY hard. Do you know how bad that hurts when someone really digs their fingers under the trap? I brought Evan Figglemeister to his knees in the 6th grade and I didn't even have to squeeze that hard. You just think about that for a while.

Let that be a warning to the rest of you too.

Trap squeezing has replaced cutting a bitch. Times they are a changin.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #17 on:** September 15, 2017, 10:24:29 AM »

Quote from: GH2001 on September 15, 2017, 10:04:36 AM

Trap squeezing has replaced cutting a bitch. Times they are a changin.

I've become well-versed in pressure points. Just as effective and much less blood.

AUJarhead · « **Reply #18 on:** September 15, 2017, 11:07:19 AM »

Nuts? I do not own.
God damn it, I really care
Cut a bitch, I shall

Kaos · « **Reply #19 on:** September 15, 2017, 11:13:09 AM »

It will get better
This is what Gus promises
Do not believe him