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Heads Up GF!!!

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Heads Up GF!!!
« on: September 05, 2017, 09:35:54 AM »
As if you weren't aware already, you have this bitch named Irma headed for your house, and she looks pissed.  In all seriousness, if this thing stays anything close to most of the projected paths, somebody is going to get messed up in a bad way.  Category 5 and headed on a straight line to south Florida.

Do they have a Category 6?
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Re: Heads Up GF!!!
« Reply #1 on: September 05, 2017, 09:51:32 AM »
They do not have a Cat 6.

And I am well aware, Mr's Godfather is putting up the shutters tonight while I enjoy a good bourbon. 
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Re: Heads Up GF!!!
« Reply #2 on: September 05, 2017, 10:01:38 AM »
They do not have a Cat 6.

And I am well aware, Mr's Godfather is putting up the shutters tonight while I enjoy a good bourbon.

I hope she makes you a sandwich first.
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Re: Heads Up GF!!!
« Reply #3 on: September 05, 2017, 10:02:33 AM »
I hope she makes you a sandwich first.

There's a clock on the stove in case she needs to know when dinner time is.
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Re: Heads Up GF!!!
« Reply #4 on: September 05, 2017, 10:29:06 AM »
I hope she makes you a sandwich first.

she knows where to get the salami.  just sayin'
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Re: Heads Up GF!!!
« Reply #5 on: September 05, 2017, 11:09:26 AM »
she knows where to get the salami.  just sayin'

Mrs. GF in the bedroom.  (BTW, he married a large black man.)

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Re: Heads Up GF!!!
« Reply #6 on: September 05, 2017, 11:42:09 AM »
I want to offer for you to stay at any number of places farther inland. You are aware of several of these and I know they won't mind. Sani, Snags, Buzz, PCT, Jumbo--any of these guys.

Or, if you'd prefer experiencing the alternative lifestyle, Chizzy or Wes have room.

Would imagine Prowler is on his way to south Florida in an RV, to try to score some free shit.
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Re: Heads Up GF!!!
« Reply #7 on: September 05, 2017, 01:08:47 PM »
As if you weren't aware already, you have this bitch named Irma headed for your house, and she looks pissed.  In all seriousness, if this thing stays anything close to most of the projected paths, somebody is going to get messed up in a bad way.  Category 5 and headed on a straight line to south Florida.

Do they have a Category 6?

If they did Irma would be right on the cusp of being one seeing as how the gaps between the other categories range from 14-24 mph. A cat 5 starts at 157 and Irma is 176 mph now. Sustained. Gusts of over 210. This thing is starting to make Harvey look like a warm up - at least in strength and size.

Hunker down Florida.
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« Reply #8 on: September 05, 2017, 08:46:07 PM »
If they did Irma would be right on the cusp of being one seeing as how the gaps between the other categories range from 14-24 mph. A cat 5 starts at 157 and Irma is 176 mph now. Sustained. Gusts of over 210. This thing is starting to make Harvey look like a warm up - at least in strength and size.

Hunker down Florida.
190 sustained was reached today, making her the strongest Hurricane ever in the Atlantic Basin.

If she gets into the Gulf, like some models are starting to forecast, she's gonna be a freakin monster...she already is, but the warm waters of the Gulf will be like adding Jet fuel and gun powder to the flame.
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Re: Heads Up GF!!!
« Reply #9 on: September 05, 2017, 10:29:52 PM »
Every freaking store in the Wiregrass has sold out of bottled water.  It's Tuesday.
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Re: Heads Up GF!!!
« Reply #10 on: September 05, 2017, 10:58:20 PM »
I could get some FaceTime with godfather.
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Re: Heads Up GF!!!
« Reply #11 on: September 06, 2017, 11:15:36 AM »
Looks like the path has changed just a bit with the eye cutting straight up through Florida and back into the Atlantic.
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Re: Heads Up GF!!!
« Reply #12 on: September 06, 2017, 11:19:43 AM »
I'm sure glad you guys warned GF....
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2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Heads Up GF!!!
« Reply #13 on: September 06, 2017, 11:24:07 AM »
I'm sure glad you guys warned GF....

Really just one.
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Re: Heads Up GF!!!
« Reply #14 on: September 06, 2017, 11:25:27 AM »
190 sustained was reached today, making her the strongest Hurricane ever in the Atlantic Basin.

If she gets into the Gulf, like some models are starting to forecast, she's gonna be a freakin monster...she already is, but the warm waters of the Gulf will be like adding Jet fuel and gun powder to the flame.

Up there in Rita, Gilbert, Mitch, Camille territory. The 185+ plus club.
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Re: Heads Up GF!!!
« Reply #15 on: September 06, 2017, 03:26:48 PM »
I sure hope the tigersx server is protected from the storm.
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« Reply #16 on: September 06, 2017, 03:30:04 PM »
I sure hope the tigersx server is protected from the storm.
The last payment was for a protective offsite backup.
Did you send GF you $100 yet?
You can email it. just ask him about it.
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Heads Up GF!!!
« Reply #17 on: September 06, 2017, 03:58:10 PM »
I sure hope the tigersx server is protected from the storm.
It's in his bathroom closet...should be fine from attackers and such.
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Re: Heads Up GF!!!
« Reply #18 on: September 06, 2017, 06:54:06 PM »
Up there in Rita, Gilbert, Mitch, Camille territory. The 185+ plus club.
I believe Camille was stronger, but she didn't start in the Atlantic. Either way Irma is a beast right now heading towards South Florida. Nearly all of the weather models have her hitting South Florida and turning North up to the Carolinas. I don't think she'll turn North, I think she'll power through and get into the Gulf. Then she'll meet up with Hurricane Katia. By then Hurricane José will come barreling through. Then you'll have a Super Hurricane...or not...probably not.
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Re: Heads Up GF!!!
« Reply #19 on: September 06, 2017, 10:10:35 PM »
I believe Camille was stronger, but she didn't start in the Atlantic. Either way Irma is a beast right now heading towards South Florida. Nearly all of the weather models have her hitting South Florida and turning North up to the Carolinas. I don't think she'll turn North, I think she'll power through and get into the Gulf. Then she'll meet up with Hurricane Katia. By then Hurricane José will come barreling through. Then you'll have a Super Hurricane...or not...probably not.

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