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Re: First Impressions
« Reply #40 on: September 08, 2017, 10:07:11 AM »
What's the over and under on Auburn QBs and Wildcats that Gus alternates against Clemson?

Pettway rushes?
I hope to 8lbs 6 oz baby Jesus that Stidham doesn't go down because if he does, Gus has stated he "has a plan" for how to deal with that while Sean is sitting this one out as punishment. I'm 100% certain this translates to "We'll decide on a whim if we're gonna burn Malik's redshirt anyway, run some retarded Cox-Cat shit that's gonna result in zero yards every single time we deploy it, or just say fuck it and go back on our word and put White in, but probably some terrible combination of all of those things"
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Re: First Impressions
« Reply #41 on: September 08, 2017, 10:09:02 AM »
probably some terrible combination of all of those things"

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Re: First Impressions
« Reply #42 on: September 08, 2017, 10:16:56 AM »
Wildcats=3

Pettway rushes=21

First half numbers?
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Re: First Impressions
« Reply #43 on: September 08, 2017, 10:30:01 AM »
Seems like a poorly considered philosophy to try implementing some new plays against a top 5 opponent, but what do I know?

I took that to mean they only ran six or seven plays in Lindsey's offense.  Vanilla.  Sandbagging.  They did what they needed to do to handle GSU and no more.  They didn't run half the stuff they ran in the spring or the scrimmage.

That said, the part about Stidham holding on to the ball too long scares the bejeezus out of me.  I was pissed about the pass blocking, and it did in fact break down several times. But either JS was indecisive or the receivers weren't getting separation on several plays.  Climpsum will slap a bitch if that happens Saturday.
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Re: First Impressions
« Reply #44 on: September 08, 2017, 10:36:04 AM »
Wildcats=3

Pettway rushes=21
That's tenable. Hope three is on the money and Pettway can get as much as 90+ yards overall.
I like our chances if we can get close to 40 yards rushing from the others collectively.
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Re: First Impressions
« Reply #45 on: September 08, 2017, 10:42:52 AM »
I took that to mean they only ran six or seven plays in Lindsey's offense.  Vanilla.  Sandbagging.  They did what they needed to do to handle GSU and no more.  They didn't run half the stuff they ran in the spring or the scrimmage.

That said, the part about Stidham holding on to the ball too long scares the bejeezus out of me.  I was pissed about the pass blocking, and it did in fact break down several times. But either JS was indecisive or the receivers weren't getting separation on several plays.  Climpsum will slap a bitch if that happens Saturday.

I'm making a kill list

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Re: First Impressions
« Reply #46 on: September 08, 2017, 10:45:46 AM »
I hope to 8lbs 6 oz baby Jesus that Stidham doesn't go down because if he does, Gus has stated he "has a plan" for how to deal with that while Sean is sitting this one out as punishment. I'm 100% certain this translates to "We'll decide on a whim if we're gonna burn Malik's redshirt anyway, run some retarded Cox-Cat shit that's gonna result in zero yards every single time we deploy it, or just say fuck it and go back on our word and put White in, but probably some terrible combination of all of those things"
If that happens the Clemson fans should demand a refund for being hoodwinked into thinking they were attending a football game.
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Re: First Impressions
« Reply #47 on: September 08, 2017, 10:49:16 AM »
I'm making a kill list
You need a manifesto to compliment that kill list in order to be taken seriously. This is 2017 fella.
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Re: First Impressions
« Reply #48 on: September 08, 2017, 11:19:37 AM »
I'm making a kill list

You said you were doing that a while back.  Stop sandbagging and get to it.
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Re: First Impressions
« Reply #49 on: September 08, 2017, 03:35:46 PM »
You said you were doing that a while back.  Stop sandbagging and get to it.

How many bitches have you actually cut?

Thought so.

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Re: First Impressions
« Reply #50 on: September 08, 2017, 03:40:14 PM »
How many bitches have you actually cut?

Thought so.

#DBAP


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Re: First Impressions
« Reply #51 on: September 08, 2017, 06:23:29 PM »
I'm making a kill list

He's just a bitch trying to get a slap
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