Alright, Listen Up...

[wesfau2]

The time is upon us.  The game that is customarily the battle for the SEC West is at hand. 

Truthfully, our offense has been anemic, impotent, sloppy and uglier than a $1 whore.  Another truth is that our defense is blindingly fast, vicious and dominating.  More truths:

1) Special teams play has been solid to explosive; and
2) Jordan Hare will be rocking for a 7pm ESPN primetime game; and
3) LSU's stats have been padded with creampuff patsies; and
4) LSU will bring a signal caller (whichever they settle upon) who has not faced a hostile SEC crowd; and
5) Auburn is now a road-tested team, with a conference win under our belts(yes, I use the collective pronoun because this team is as much the fans' team as the players').

Why the recitation of seemingly sunshine-pumping rhetoric?  Because, fellow Tigers, all of our wailing and gnashing of teeth will do nothing to alter the following facts this week: Tony Franklin is still running his "system" and Chris Todd will most likely start and play the majority of the LSU game. 

So, I implore you: have faith.  If only for one week, have faith.  Our coaching staff, and specifically our intrepid leader, Thomas Hawley Tuberville, have been down worse before (funny thing to say at 3-0, I know).  This staff knows what is at stake and what benefits could be reaped by a prime-time win against a top 10, divisional opponent.

Have faith, even if there is no logical reason to do so.  After all, isn't that the definition of the word?  You don't have to have faith in Franklin, Todd, or Jobu.  Have faith only in the Auburn spirit that rages in each of the men that wear the navy and burnt orange.  Know that these players will fight, scrap and claw for each yard.  Know that as much as we, the fans, want a win, the players want it so much more.  Know also that, win or lose, it is always great to be an Auburn Tiger.

Let the cynical among you (and I am usually the first to don that title) deride this call to arms.  Your voices will be lost amid the roar of the faithful Saturday night. 

War Eagle.

[War Eagle!!!]

Have faith, even if there is no logical reason to do so.

This is the only part I don't agree with! There is plenty of logical reasons to have faith. None have to do with Franklin or the offense...but they have to do with the AUBURN FUCKING TIGERS STEP UP FOR BIG GAMES!!! And this my friends is a big game!

Tubs has always been the kind of coac that either takes a Miss. St. or Ark for granted...but you better believe that he gets his team prepared for the big ones. The season is a 4 month long rollar coaster of emotion and it is hard to get up the same for every single team. I think Tubs understands this and knows when to focus extra attention and emotion on the upcoming weeks battle! It will be done this week! The place will be rocking and the players will feed off of it!

War Damn Eagle!!!

[wesfau2]

This is the only part I don't agree with! There is plenty of logical reasons to have faith.

That part was intended for those who only see the bad right now.

[Kaos]

That part was intended for those who only see the bad right now.

I see a lot of good. Acres of it.  I just don't see some of it being effectively utilized (or in some cases, utilized at all). 

[wesfau2]

I see a lot of good. Acres of it.  I just don't see some of it being effectively utilized (or in some cases, utilized at all). 

Guilty conscience?  Nobody called you out by name.

Kidding.  Let's focus on the game at hand.

[Kaos]

Guilty conscience?  Nobody called you out by name.

Kidding.  Let's focus on the game at hand.

No guilt.  I know I am the biggest naysayer on the board right now.  Don't apologize for it.  I WANT to be wrong. Hope I am.  But...

[wesfau2]

No guilt.  I know I am the biggest naysayer on the board right now.  Don't apologize for it.  I WANT to be wrong. Hope I am.  But...

I hear ya.  I want you to be wrong, too. 

Hug it out?

[Buzz Killington]

I come to you, Jobu.  I stand up for you. 
I bring you rum and cigars. 
If you no help me now, I say Fuck You Jobu.  I do it myself.

[Saniflush]

I come to you, Jobu.  I stand up for you. 
I bring you rum and cigars. 
If you no help me now, I say Fuck You Jobu.  I do it myself.

"He's not the best color man in the business for nothing."

[wesfau2]

Shameless bump for the afternoon/evening crowd.

Learn it, live it, love it.

[AUTailgatingRules]

You run the ball, you throw the ball, you catch the ball

[AuburnChopper 3.0]

...you hit them he said...  hit them in the mouth!

[The Prowler]

You run the ball, you throw the ball, you catch the ball

and on Defense you Fuckin' HIT the Mutha Fuckas so Hard Their Mother Bleeds.....Woooooo FUCK YEA!!!!! LET'S DO THIS!!!! Let's make Jordan-Hare Stadium the Loudest Stadium in the Country Saturday Night.  Let's show these fuckin' Corndogs how it's done.....God Damn IT!!!!

[Ogre]

[Lurking Tiger]

The real Tigers, not the dipshits from BR, win on Saturday. Mark it down.

[Godfather]

[Snaggletiger]

I am laughing my ass off right now.  Killer post!!!!

Get ready Corn Dogs, the AU defense is coming to rip you a new one.

[boartitz]

The time is upon us.  The game that is customarily the battle for the SEC West is at hand. 

Truthfully, our offense has been anemic, impotent, sloppy and uglier than a $1 whore.  Another truth is that our defense is blindingly fast, vicious and dominating.  More truths:

1) Special teams play has been solid to explosive; and
2) Jordan Hare will be rocking for a 7pm ESPN primetime game; and
3) LSU's stats have been padded with creampuff patsies; and
4) LSU will bring a signal caller (whichever they settle upon) who has not faced a hostile SEC crowd; and
5) Auburn is now a road-tested team, with a conference win under our belts(yes, I use the collective pronoun because this team is as much the fans' team as the players').

Why the recitation of seemingly sunshine-pumping rhetoric?  Because, fellow Tigers, all of our wailing and gnashing of teeth will do nothing to alter the following facts this week: Tony Franklin is still running his "system" and Chris Todd will most likely start and play the majority of the LSU game. 

So, I implore you: have faith.  If only for one week, have faith.  Our coaching staff, and specifically our intrepid leader, Thomas Hawley Tuberville, have been down worse before (funny thing to say at 3-0, I know).  This staff knows what is at stake and what benefits could be reaped by a prime-time win against a top 10, divisional opponent.

Have faith, even if there is no logical reason to do so.  After all, isn't that the definition of the word?  You don't have to have faith in Franklin, Todd, or Jobu.  Have faith only in the Auburn spirit that rages in each of the men that wear the navy and burnt orange.  Know that these players will fight, scrap and claw for each yard.  Know that as much as we, the fans, want a win, the players want it so much more.  Know also that, win or lose, it is always great to be an Auburn Tiger.

Let the cynical among you (and I am usually the first to don that title) deride this call to arms.  Your voices will be lost amid the roar of the faithful Saturday night. 

War Eagle.

If yall can whup the coonasses and we can take care of the Bammers, it will be a glorious day.
If yall can teach Kaos how to grab his penus by the glans and extend it past his zipper, maybe he'll quit pissing on himself.

[AuburnChopper 3.0]

If yall can whup the coonasses and we can take care of the Bammers, it will be a glorious day.
If yall can teach Kaos how to grab his penus by the glans and extend it past his zipper, maybe he'll quit pissing on himself.

Dayummm.....   

[Lurking Tiger]

If yall can whup the coonasses and we can take care of the Bammers, it will be a glorious day.
If yall can teach Kaos how to grab his penus by the glans and extend it past his zipper, maybe he'll quit pissing on himself.

That shit will not buff out.