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The Annual Initiation of New Tigers

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The Annual Initiation of New Tigers
« on: August 28, 2017, 09:42:51 AM »
How goes it motherfuckers?

Just wanted to say hi and let you all know about an event that occurred this morning.  It was glorious.

Long goes the days of sweaty nether regions and no football. 

I awoke from my slumber this morning, walked outside, and bam!

The tingling...A feeling I thought I had lost ever since the accident with that Taiwanese tranny...began. 

It started slow, but grew like an ole trouser snake. Who knew it would only be 60 degrees in the a.m.?

It was hard to describe.  Also, it was difficult to walk the dog with a semi boner with neighbors around.

Then I realized...oh shit, it's the fucking Taint.   It's time.  The most wonderful time of the year.  So get out your adult sized play friends, that Sam's club bottle of lube, and get fucking pumped. 

The Taint has been called.  It's football season you cum dumpsters!










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Re: The Annual Initiation of New Tigers
« Reply #1 on: August 28, 2017, 10:04:11 AM »
WOOT WOOT....TAINT DAY!
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Re: The Annual Initiation of New Tigers
« Reply #2 on: August 28, 2017, 10:05:58 AM »


GAME WEEK!!!!
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Re: The Annual Initiation of New Tigers
« Reply #3 on: August 28, 2017, 10:22:30 AM »
I'm so EXCITED that......

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Re: The Annual Initiation of New Tigers
« Reply #4 on: August 28, 2017, 11:14:00 AM »
It's twue, it's weawwy twue!
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Re: The Annual Initiation of New Tigers
« Reply #5 on: August 28, 2017, 11:56:52 AM »
Red taint is ultra magic.
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Re: The Annual Initiation of New Tigers
« Reply #6 on: August 28, 2017, 12:11:22 PM »
Thank You AWK I just saw magic.
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Re: The Annual Initiation of New Tigers
« Reply #7 on: August 28, 2017, 12:41:01 PM »
Red taint is ultra magic.


I like your jib cut.  She's adorable.
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Re: The Annual Initiation of New Tigers
« Reply #8 on: August 28, 2017, 12:56:37 PM »
I like your jib cut.  She's adorable.
There are only two types of ginger girls.  Extremely hot or what the fuck kind of sloth is that.
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Re: The Annual Initiation of New Tigers
« Reply #9 on: August 28, 2017, 01:10:34 PM »
Oh my.
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Re: The Annual Initiation of New Tigers
« Reply #10 on: August 28, 2017, 01:43:11 PM »
I pledge allegiance
To the Taint
Of the deplorable X
And for which it stands
Or staggers or falls
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Re: The Annual Initiation of New Tigers
« Reply #11 on: August 28, 2017, 01:44:51 PM »
Taintalicious!
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Re: The Annual Initiation of New Tigers
« Reply #12 on: August 28, 2017, 01:50:35 PM »
Say it taint so awk

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Re: The Annual Initiation of New Tigers
« Reply #13 on: August 28, 2017, 02:22:53 PM »
All of this feels forced.  Contrived. 

Fuck it.  To the Taint.
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Re: The Annual Initiation of New Tigers
« Reply #14 on: August 28, 2017, 03:42:20 PM »
All of this feels forced.  Contrived. 

Fuck it.  To the Taint.
Taintsphemy!
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Re: The Annual Initiation of New Tigers
« Reply #15 on: August 28, 2017, 03:45:33 PM »
Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?  Hell no!  And Taint over now!
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Re: The Annual Initiation of New Tigers
« Reply #16 on: August 30, 2017, 03:51:44 PM »
The taint is most keen.

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Re: The Annual Initiation of New Tigers
« Reply #17 on: August 30, 2017, 03:53:25 PM »
The taint is most keen.

Welcome. Post often.  Prayers sent.
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Re: The Annual Initiation of New Tigers
« Reply #18 on: August 30, 2017, 03:54:21 PM »
Welcome. Post often.  Prayers sent.

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Re: The Annual Initiation of New Tigers
« Reply #19 on: August 30, 2017, 04:05:28 PM »
You want to see a picture of my car?

Does it have sweet window louvers and burn sweet rubber?
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