How goes it motherfuckers?
Just wanted to say hi and let you all know about an event that occurred this morning. It was glorious.
Long goes the days of sweaty nether regions and no football.
I awoke from my slumber this morning, walked outside, and bam!
The tingling...A feeling I thought I had lost ever since the accident with that Taiwanese tranny...began.
It started slow, but grew like an ole trouser snake. Who knew it would only be 60 degrees in the a.m.?
It was hard to describe. Also, it was difficult to walk the dog with a semi boner with neighbors around.
Then I realized...oh shit, it's the fucking Taint. It's time. The most wonderful time of the year. So get out your adult sized play friends, that Sam's club bottle of lube, and get fucking pumped.