Post some videos of your dives off the high dive. Especially if your still wearing that European bathing suit.
Do a ball buster off the high dive.http://www.cosmopolitan.com/entertainment/news/a27027/towie-swimsuit-foretells-the-apocalypse/
You suck! I'll be conducting audits in Illinois and Michigan.
You headed to Chicago next week? I'm in training there Tuesday thru Friday.