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He Was One Of The Few I Liked

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He Was One Of The Few I Liked
« on: August 23, 2017, 10:31:11 PM »
Over the months, I had really come to enjoy this guy's show.  He did a radio show from noon til 4:00 and he was always enjoyable to listen to.  Made a lot of appearances on Mike & Mike etc.  Guess that's over.  Hey, why don't we all post our too drunk to know why we're naked and doing the penguin walk into someone's apartment with our pants around our ankles stories.  fox


An ESPN host was arrested in Jackson, Wyoming, Wednesday on a criminal trespassing charge after he allegedly wandered into a stranger’s condo drunk and naked.

Police were called to the scene where they reportedly found Ryen Russillo, host of “The Russillo Show” on ESPN Radio, in a bedroom around 3:30 a.m. A condo resident told police he heard someone enter his home, but assumed it was a family member until Russillo reportedly walked in the bedroom.

“Officers found the defendant, later identified as Ryen August Russillo, lying on the bed in the south bedroom naked except for his pants around his ankles,” a probable cause affidavit obtained by the Jackson Hole News & Guide states.

Russillo appeared to be intoxicated and couldn’t coherently answer questions about his situation, Jackson Police Lt. Roger Schultz told the news outlet. Residents said they couldn’t remember if the door was locked, but there appeared to be no signs of forced entry.

He was charged with criminal trespassing, a misdemeanor that carries a maximum of a $750 fine.

As The Washington Post reports, Russillo lives in West Hartford, Connecticut. However, based on his social media over the past week, he appears to be on vacation in the area. On Sunday, he posted a photo of Lava Lake in Montana on Twitter.

ESPN told Fox News, "we are looking into it" when asked for comment.
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« Reply #1 on: August 23, 2017, 11:42:02 PM »
Can't a guy get in touch with nature without being hassled?
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« Reply #2 on: August 24, 2017, 12:07:37 AM »
I mean....like who hasn't?
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« Reply #3 on: August 24, 2017, 09:48:14 AM »
I blame the neighbor for not locking his door.









and Trump
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« Reply #4 on: August 24, 2017, 09:59:06 AM »
I blame the neighbor for not locking his door.









and Trump

This clearly makes him a white nationalist.
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« Reply #5 on: August 24, 2017, 10:56:07 AM »
Dude is a choad and his show with Kannell was brain-crushing idiocy.
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« Reply #6 on: August 24, 2017, 11:00:07 AM »
Dude is a choad and his show with Kannell was brain-crushing idiocy.
You might need to flee the country, cause I have a feeling you bout to get cut.  Keep your head on a swivel.
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« Reply #7 on: August 24, 2017, 11:14:39 AM »
Dude is a choad and his show with Kannell was brain-crushing idiocy.

Kannell was the cause of said brain-crushing idiocy.  Russillo has been anything but on his show.

Oh, I forgot. Bitch please!   
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« Reply #8 on: August 24, 2017, 11:25:17 AM »
Kannell was the cause of said brain-crushing idiocy.  Russillo has been anything but on his show.

Oh, I forgot. Bitch please!
You been really lax on the cuttings lately.  New medication?
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« Reply #9 on: August 24, 2017, 11:32:50 AM »
Kannell was the cause of said brain-crushing idiocy.  Russillo has been anything but on his show.

Oh, I forgot. Bitch please!
So I'm sure he has a reasonable explanation for taking a nap in a stranger's home. He should immediately say he started needing Ambien to help him sleep.
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« Reply #10 on: August 24, 2017, 11:33:42 AM »
And a few litres of vodka.
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« Reply #11 on: August 24, 2017, 11:37:49 AM »
You been really lax on the cuttings lately.  New medication?

I was gonna' cut a bitch, but I'm not sure what "choad" means.  So I gave him the benefit of the doubt.
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« Reply #12 on: August 24, 2017, 11:46:53 AM »
I was gonna' cut a bitch, but I'm not sure what "choad" means.  So I gave him the benefit of the doubt.
Some knife weilding psycho you turned out to be. Pffft!
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« Reply #13 on: August 24, 2017, 12:37:58 PM »
Dude is a choad and his show with Kannell was brain-crushing idiocy.

Kanell has a penis for a face.
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« Reply #14 on: August 24, 2017, 12:39:20 PM »
So I'm sure he has a reasonable explanation for taking a nap in a stranger's home. He should immediately say he started needing Ambien to help him sleep.

He could just be the next Iron Man. 

http://articles.chicagotribune.com/1996-07-17/news/9607180237_1_robert-downey-malibu-home-deputies
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« Reply #15 on: August 24, 2017, 12:50:30 PM »
Kanell has a penis for a face.
and then there's that.  #micdrop
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« Reply #16 on: August 24, 2017, 04:38:08 PM »
Kannell was the cause of said brain-crushing idiocy.  Russillo has been anything but on his show.

Oh, I forgot. Bitch please!

Nah. Weskie is right here. Russilo is just a poor mans greenie but more pompous.
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« Reply #17 on: August 24, 2017, 04:45:25 PM »
Nah. Weskie is right here. Russilo is just a poor mans greenie but more pompous.

Nope.  One of the better ones.  Just can't keep his dick in his pants.
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« Reply #18 on: August 24, 2017, 04:49:32 PM »
Nope.  One of the better ones.  Just can't keep his dick in his pants.

Is that where it goes?  I've been keeping it on my dashboard.  No wonder I was getting funny looks.
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« Reply #19 on: August 24, 2017, 04:55:44 PM »
Is that where it goes?  I've been keeping it on my dashboard.  No wonder I was getting funny looks.

Oh it's fine on your dashboard.  You just can't do the penguin walk in your neighbor's house at 3:00 in the morning.  Or just about any other time.
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