Riverdale

[Kaos]

Oh dear lord.

Is this really a thing? 

A modernized version of a 75-year old comic.  Terrible, terrible, terrible stuff.

All black Josie and the Pussycats (and ugly too).  Veronica's mom humping Archie's dad.  Betty's mom and dad killing some kid. 

For fuck's sake. 

[Snaggletiger]

Is Jughead a meth dealer?

[AUJarhead]

Archie is not fucking Mr. Weatherbee!

[Snaggletiger]

Archie is not fucking Mr. Weatherbee!

Weatherbee always came across as a little easy.  I think Archie could throw a few flirtatious remarks his way and he'd bend over his desk for old Arch in a heartbeat.

[Kaos]

Archie is not fucking Mr. Weatherbee!

Nope. But in the one I saw, he was hammering Mrs Grundy. 

And Jughead is a Zach or Cody.  One of those insufferable brats.

It's terrible.

[Snaggletiger]

Nope. But in the one I saw, he was hammering Mrs Grundy. 

And Jughead is a Zach or Cody.  One of those insufferable brats.

It's terrible.

I think I'm a little turned on.  In the lunch room?  After school let out?

[The Six]

I think I'm a little turned on.  In the lunch room?  After school let out?

Music class. Archie is a wannabe Ed Sheeren in this version. Veronica is hot. It's mostly stupid.

[Saniflush]

Archie is not fucking Mr. Weatherbee!

Archie was the bitch and Jughead was the butch.  That's why he was always going around wearing that crown-looking hat…he was the king of queen Archie's world.


(I got your six)

[Godfather]

Archie was the bitch and Jughead was the butch.  That's why he was always going around wearing that crown-looking hat…he was the king of queen Archie's world.


(I got your six)

See that man over there?  He the Devil!  Never take your eye off the man.